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Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:35 pm
by sigbowls
i got young girls yelling when i lived out in the middle of no where
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:00 pm
by Jizz
man, i was hoping to see dicks on the street
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:50 pm
by kaili
coz ur a mosher m8 mish mosh get a wash
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:09 pm
by OGLemon
I saw a guy talking to himself at a bus stop yesterday.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:52 pm
by syrup
maybe he had one of them bluetooth earphones
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:01 am
by OGLemon
He kept on shouting, "What ******, watcha gonna do about it bitch?" while pounding on his chest with his hands.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:31 am
by Kochari
Last bloke I saw talking to himself on the street was doing these really elaborate hand gestures and ended up explaining astrophysics to me for like half an hour.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:34 am
by Hex047
OGLemon wrote:He kept on shouting, "What ******, watcha gonna do about it bitch?" while pounding on his chest with his hands.
Lmao..This is funny
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:46 am
by Samuel_L_Damnson
^ yea in hudds there was a guy screaming "ILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE WANKER" at one of those green metal boxes on the street (i think they are something to do with phone lines). lots of weirdos these days.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:53 am
by volcanogeorge
some dude outside a pub started on me once cos i was wearing a tshirt when it was kinda chilly out (i'd just been hauling kit around so i was boiling)
something along the lines of "look at hard man here, too good for jackets are ya?"
was pretty jokes
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:55 am
by Hex047
Lmao...yeah, there's tons of messed up people now.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:00 am
by sixs
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:04 am
by Kochari
volcanogeorge wrote:"look at hard man here, too good for jackets are ya?"
Loooooooooool, can't wait to use this line
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:11 am
by Samuel_L_Damnson
sixs wrote:
Gonna have to link this. my old highschool:
used to get scrubbed off then replaced by a mystery student the next day. it was obvious random people were taking it upon themselves to re draw the dick cos my mate did it once but not th other 4 times lol.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:12 am
by nowaysj
signals wrote:i got young girls yelling when i lived out in the middle of no where
Confession?
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:23 am
by sigbowls
ive been close to doing chicks one time but my friend didnt want to go with them
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:55 pm
by kay
I seem to get a lot of people muttering as the walk past me, not much shouting.
San Francisco was next level, our nutters in the UK have nothing on them.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:09 pm
by Dub_freak
Somebody once threw a milkshake at me from a moving car, thankfully it missed.

Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:21 pm
by ezza
i had a proper inbetweeners moment the other day
was shouting at this slag with her kids about how she looks like she shops at sports world and then we hit traffic
she didnt say anything
kid looked gutted tho so my mate called him a wanker
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:26 pm
by ezza
theres a back story but its way funnier if it looks like we just did it out the blue