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Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:55 pm
by wub
jaydot wrote:
magma wrote:You really want an autobiography from every member?

How much spare time do you think we have?
Not an autobiography, not even year by year just sections. I'll do mine now:

-Was born in 1987

-Started nursery age 2-3ish, my first sorta memories are from thiis.

-My Dad split up with my Mum.

-Lost my sister in a tragic accident aged 5, I still remember the day vividly.

-Moved to Yorkshire with my Mum's new partner, remember spending Xmas there then living in various hostels before moving back and living with my Dad.

-My Dad got his first shop, met a new woman and we met her and her kids and so a new famiily was born. My Dad, despite not drinking, was pretty aggressive and it wasn't a happy childhood for the most part except maybe Xmas and holidays.

-We moved into a new house.

-And another, new school too. Met my best friend here.

-I started high school.

-Got ran over on my road, spent a while in hospital. Then not long after had a mystery lump on my neck and spent more time there.

-Me and my brother moved school due to bullying, new school/teachers/friends.

-Walking home through a dodgy part of Manny on Xmas day and my mate got mugged and I got pushed over and broke my arm, more time in hospital.

-I sat my GCSEs, passed a few, but got average grades due to bunking off a lot.

-Got my first job going round in a van and dropping off newspapers.

-Spent more time in hospital with DVT and pneumonia.

-Went to college, spent two years and came out with four Alevels, got good grades and a place at uni. I didn't really make many friends here as it wasn't a social college but I did enjoy the teaching side of it.

-Spent summer lazing around and getting accomodation and finance ready.

-Moved to uni, lasted three weeks and came home due to health probelms.

-Reapplied for a different course. Went back the following year, having spent a year recuperating.

-Lasted a year but failed the course by one mark, met many good friends and had many a decent night. Didn't really enrich or apply myself academically though.

-Probably the worst time of my life still suffering from health problems and not doing anything with my life. Very isolating etc. Also around this time I started producing.

-Started volunteering on a community project, met some nice people and started to feel less isolated, but contunued to suffer from ill health.

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Oswald Mosley?

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:56 pm
by RKM
dude's trying to share wub 'low it

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:57 pm
by wub
'Lowed :Q:

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:57 pm
by magma
Jurkhands: I was thinking Marcus Garvey for a moment; born in Jamaica, but apparently he died in London so :( Oh, wait, LONDON WHICH IS ON AN ISLAND.

GIVE ME POINTS.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:00 pm
by wub
See, reading through Jay's summary properly I actually feel quite sorry for him. But then I think the contract of the abject racism and general ill feeling towards minorities etc and I'm conflicted.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:01 pm
by wub
I think all he needs really is a hug from time to time and occasional trip down the pub to share/vent over a pint or two.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:06 pm
by wub
Maybe I've been too hard on him all this time, taking things at face value without stopping to question the whys and wherefores behind what I was seeing.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:07 pm
by jaydot
wub wrote:Maybe I've been too hard on him all this time, taking things at face value without stopping to question the whys and wherefores behind what I was seeing.
:w:

Your turn now, mine was pretty candid so don't hold back.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:10 pm
by OGLemon
- I was born in Berzin, Umayyad
- I was a military leader in the spread of Islam into Sindh
- I died at the age of 20 when the new caliph had me killed

who am I?

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:11 pm
by wub
Muhammad bin Qasim

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:11 pm
by jaydot
OGLemon wrote:- I was born in Berzin, Umayyad
- I was a military leader in the spread of Islam into Sindh
- I died at the age of 20 when the new caliph had me killed

who am I?
Hold on let me google.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:16 pm
by OGLemon
wub wrote:Muhammad bin Qasim
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Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:49 pm
by ezza
In West Philadelphia, born and raised,
On the playground is where Ii spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:41 pm
by jrkhnds
FUCKING NAPOLEON YOU stnuc

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Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:57 pm
by nowaysj
wub wrote:See, reading through Jay's summary properly I actually feel quite sorry for him. But then I think the contract of the abject racism and general ill feeling towards minorities etc and I'm conflicted.
Everybody has liabilities Wub.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:42 pm
by DiegoSapiens
JAYDOT :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q:

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:32 am
by dickman69
i was gonna say napoleon tbh

didnt know he was born on an island tho

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:35 am
by magma
Napoleon was such a bastard. Well done, Jurkhands.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:04 am
by jrkhnds
rayman612 wrote:i was gonna say napoleon tbh

didnt know he was born on an island tho
Corsica.

Re: Your life timeline

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:20 am
by Dead Rats
- bowling
- i am the walrus
- ded


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