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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:39 am
by dutty yuppie
just me really...
I think it would involve at least 20 to make threads like....
"I hear the lightbulb is being changed. When will this be?"
"Lightbulb changing appreciation thread"
"Is the lightbulb changing the same as last time?"
I wish I didn't start this, it really isn't funny!
A: you know it might be wrong but sooner or later you're gonna lick it.
What's wrong with a bit of rimming?
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:54 am
by nesslei
Dutty Yuppie wrote:
What's wrong with a bit of rimming?
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:57 am
by crash fistfight
Time for a classic groaner:
Batman walks into a bar and smashes The Joker over the head and says "T'pau"
The Joker looks at Batman and says "don't you mean Kapow?!?!"
Batman replies and says "No, I've got china in my hand"
I love the joke so much, proper classic.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:49 pm
by frebentos
A man and his wife are sitting watching television in their front room and the man is flicking peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.
His wife turns round and says something to him and as he turns to reply a peanut coems down and lodges itself in his ear.
Try as they might the man and his wife cannot get the peanut out and after half an hour of digging it deeper they decide to go to A&E.
As they are leaving to go to the hospital the mans daughter and her boyfriend come walking into the house. After explaining the situation the daughters boyfriend says he can get the peanut out no problem.
He sticks his fingers up the mans nose and asks him to blow really hard. As the man blows the peanut coems flying out of his ear.
The daughter and the boyfriend go to the kitchen to get something to eat and the mans wife turns round and says,
" That was amazing, what a samrt lad, what do you think he will be when he grows up?"
The man says, " Our son in law by the smell of his fingers"
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:04 pm
by dutty yuppie
I resent the internet for killing the art of joke telling.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:11 pm
by frebentos
Dutty Yuppie wrote:I resent the internet for killing the art of joke telling.
indeed....funny vocally not so much ina textual format...
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:21 pm
by dutty yuppie
That wasn't a direct comment at your post btw, I'm sure you knew that...Just notice that a lot of my friends send me jokes that involves ctrl+v as I don't think they'd be able to verbally deliver one.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:32 pm
by perkalerk215
Parson wrote:gets funnier every time i see it
yeah quite funny, but i feel bad for the damn frog! theyre like poking at him and shoving a camera in his face. id be making that sound too if i were him.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:38 pm
by dutty yuppie
PEDANT ALERT. Isn't it a toad?
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:38 pm
by corpsey
Leapfrogging mayor bruises tomato
By Bryce McGarel
BBC News
Mr Rodgers' knee struck Lorraine Mallon on the back of her head
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The Lord Mayor of Belfast has apologised to a council worker left with back injuries after he tried to leapfrog her during a photoshoot.
Lorraine Mallon suffered a slipped disc when Jim Rodgers' knee accidently hit her head as he attempted to vault her.
Ms Mallon had been dressed as a tomato to launch a gourmet garden event in Botanic Gardens last month.
The Ulster Unionist councillor said he attempted the act of athleticism at the request of photographers.
"I have been absolutely devastated over what has happened," he said.
"There had been three false runs and I think Lorraine thought this was just another one.
Jim Rodgers and Lorraine Mallon
Jim Rodgers with Lorraine Mallon
"I just caught the top of her head and unfortunately I injured her."
Mr Rodgers said he was confident he could have made the vault.
He said: "I'm very fit and look after myself, but it was just one of those unfortunate things.
"I have kept in regular contact with her and my thoughts and prayers are with her.
"I just hope now that she makes a speedy and full recovery."
Ms Mallon, who works for the arts section of Belfast City Council's development department, has been unable to return to work since the accident happened on 4 September.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7026851.stm
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:05 pm
by perkalerk215
it totally is a toad.
should have known better. its early here! my brains not on yet.
some toads make the weirdest sounds though. and its always super loud. theyre such little fellas though.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:06 pm
by dutty yuppie
Perkle, don't worry the clip even says frog.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:11 pm
by perkalerk215
Dutty Yuppie wrote:Perkle, don't worry the clip even says frog.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:55 pm
by parson
looks like a frog to me
toads don't like water
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:57 pm
by parson
One of the most common questions is, "What is the difference between Frogs and Toads?"
Most are surprised to hear that all Toads actually are Frogs!
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:03 pm
by dutty yuppie
Parson wrote:looks like a frog to me
toads don't like water
Between being made to squeel like a cat, flipped upside down and tickled with a camera in his face, I think the toad jumped in the water as a last resort.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:04 pm
by showguns
Parson wrote:looks like a frog to me
toads don't like water
toads are amphibians, so they like water but they live in dryer climates so they don't actually live in it. toads usually have dry, bumpy, leathery skin though and secrete poison.
that is a definitely a frog though.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:09 pm
by dutty yuppie
I'm no expert....that's a big frog compared to the ones we have over here.
Moving on...Would you mess with someone who had pets like these?
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:10 pm
by dutty yuppie
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:14 pm
by step correct
Are those Hyenas? WTF!
