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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:49 pm
by step correct
Chu wrote:classagraphics wrote:hera wrote:
i wish i were 10 again.
granted, but you will also be working as a child prostitute in burma
i wish time travel were real
Granted, but you end up going back in time and starting a gay love affair with Paul Daniels, usurping Debbie Mcgee as his assistant, he takes you to burma on holiday and you too end up working as a child prostitute.
I wish for frosties with hot milk
Granted but it's Goat milk.
I wish I owned a club
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:51 pm
by guerillaeye
Step Correct wrote:
Granted but it's Goat milk.
I wish I owned a club
granted.. you own the la dodgers
i wish for 100 acres.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:31 pm
by victor liechtenstein
guerillaeye wrote:Step Correct wrote:
Granted but it's Goat milk.
I wish I owned a club
granted.. you own the la dodgers
i wish for 100 acres.
Granted but it's at Chernobyl
I wish for the skills of Steven Seagal
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:34 pm
by step correct
Victor Liechtenstein wrote:guerillaeye wrote:Step Correct wrote:
Granted but it's Goat milk.
I wish I owned a club
granted.. you own the la dodgers
i wish for 100 acres.
Granted but it's at Chernobyl
I wish for the skills of Steven Seagal
Granted, but you also inherit his gut.
I wish I had a yacht
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:43 pm
by emcee child
Step Correct wrote:
I wish I had a yacht
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.
I wish i lived back in england.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:44 pm
by guerillaeye
Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.
I wish i lived back in england.
granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.
I wish I lived in england.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:45 pm
by emcee child
guerillaeye wrote:Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.
I wish i lived back in england.
granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.
I wish I lived in england.
granted but you have to deal with english dentistry and cadburys
I wish Jessica alba would sit on my face.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:49 pm
by step correct
Emcee Child wrote:guerillaeye wrote:Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.
I wish i lived back in england.
granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.
I wish I lived in england.
granted but you have to deal with english dentistry and cadburys
I wish Jessica alba would sit on my face.
Granted but she forgot to wipe
I wish I could fly
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:59 pm
by flippo
Step Correct wrote:Emcee Child wrote:guerillaeye wrote:Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.
I wish i lived back in england.
granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.
I wish I lived in england.
granted but you have to deal with english dentistry and cadburys
I wish Jessica alba would sit on my face.
Granted but she forgot to wipe
I wish I could fly
granted, but you have AIDS
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:04 am
by emcee child
fliPPo wrote:granted, but you have AIDS
Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..
i wish flippo's post was funnier
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:05 am
by classagraphics
fliPPo wrote:
granted, but you have AIDS
i wish i could read properly
fixed
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:05 am
by guerillaeye
** double post
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:06 am
by guerillaeye
Emcee Child wrote:
Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..
i wish flippo's post was funnier
granted.. but not that much funnier
i wish my car didnt have 175k miles
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:26 am
by wascal
guerillaeye wrote:Emcee Child wrote:
Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..
i wish flippo's post was funnier
granted.. but not that much funnier
i wish my car didnt have 175k miles
granted but it has no brakes
i wish i didn't have work tomorrow
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:35 am
by chu
wascal wrote:guerillaeye wrote:Emcee Child wrote:
Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..
i wish flippo's post was funnier
granted.. but not that much funnier
i wish my car didnt have 175k miles
granted but it has no brakes
i wish i didn't have work tomorrow
Granted but when you wake up you'll have shat yourself
I wish I could see series 5 of peepshow now
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:33 am
by ashley
Chu wrote:wascal wrote:guerillaeye wrote:Emcee Child wrote:
Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..
i wish flippo's post was funnier
granted.. but not that much funnier
i wish my car didnt have 175k miles
granted but it has no brakes
i wish i didn't have work tomorrow
Granted but when you wake up you'll have shat yourself
I wish I could see series 5 of peepshow now
Granted but your telly's remote stopped working and your stuck oin QVC
I wish for a better digital camera
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:50 pm
by barryhercules
granted, its a 16 megapixel SLR but it only works if you're taking pictures of child prostitutes in burma.
i wish for a harlequin bodystocking
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:16 pm
by kidlogic
barryhercules wrote:granted, its a 16 megapixel SLR but it only works if you're taking pictures of child prostitutes in burma.
i wish for a harlequin bodystocking
Granted, but you're a manequinn at a gay sex shop.
I wish I had a money tree.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:20 pm
by dubluke
granted, but the money is counterfeit
i wish i had a better motorbike
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:37 pm
by forensix (mcr)
dubluke wrote:granted, but the money is counterfeit
i wish i had a better motorbike
granted but you crash it into a lorry and lose all your limbs
I wish people on this forum had better grammar