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It certainly isn't I couldn't. More like, I'd get a lot more done.

But I've learned SO much on the internet. To you little bitches, really, you have no idea what it is like to live in a time with an extreme scarcity of information. EXTREME.

My first experience with a synth was with a moog in a dark room. I was a bassist, and I was like wtf is this shit. I was nominated to confront this thing because I was the 'smart guy.' I started dialing some knobs and things were going good, but I did something, I couldn't figure out what it was, and the thing was silent. I moved all the knobs and whatnot, but couldn't get the sound to come back. Just bricked the thing. There was some reason why I wanted to share this story, but I'm so old and crotchety, I can't remember what it was.

What's the bad news then moronery?

He can't tell you. The answer would come over the internet.

nowhere in my post did i say you shouldnt use the internet

just too many people rely on it for everything

imo

@nowaysj
I am probably slightly less crotchety but still:
I remember trying to find info on how to make electronic music and the only shit I could find was weird text files of how to tune resonance on self-oscillating synths to make a sine wave (because a lot of synths dont have a sine) or timestretching breaks in a sampler then slowing the tempo down a fraction of a bpm to create a pocket at the end. Very specific and detailed pieces of absolutely not relevant stuff.

R0 wrote:I remember trying to find info on how to make electronic music and the only shit I could find was weird text files of how to tune resonance on self-oscillating synths to make a sine wave (because a lot of synths dont have a sine) or timestretching breaks in a sampler then slowing the tempo down a fraction of a bpm to create a pocket at the end.

that does sound pretty awesome though tbh

assuming you have self osc synths and a sampler of course

y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?

cyclopian wrote:y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?

to encourage thinking outside the box and problem solving rather than jumping onto google or a forum everytime they encounter the slightest roadblock

soronery wrote:

cyclopian wrote:y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?

to encourage thinking outside the box and problem solving rather than jumping onto google or a forum everytime they encounter the slightest roadblock

Worth a thread imo

Or howabout the discovery of all those weird places you get to when you don't know where you're going, or when you've gotten lost?

I was without the internet for a few days a little while ago, and it was like I'd lost an appendage.

soronery wrote:lets approach the questio from a different angle

"if the internet wasnt there how would i solve this problem?"

picking up a book

FUCK my feet smell so bad

Not on the internet they don't.

Let's hear some of ur music soronery

cyclopian wrote:y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?

Condescension.

yeah you have to open up a bit soronery

sshhh!

but like the evil twin version

The other one was pretty evil too.