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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:43 pm
by butter_man
morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:46 pm
by dansci
dickman69 wrote:
faultier wrote:
dickman69 wrote: grand canyon built in a day, mammoths froze to death immediately
i'm fairly sure the grand canyon and mammoths aren't mentioned in the bible
Nah but it does say the Earth is 4000 years old
The bible actually dosent say how old the earth is. The whole 6000 years thing was made up by some ancient fedora guy who added all the birth dates of biblical figures together.

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:48 pm
by dickman69
so yea u add up the ages of these people & it equals that so yea

it says that

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:02 pm
by DrGatineau
SignalRecon wrote:10) Trying to Wrestle a Guy, Cheating, and Still Losing

...At that moment, a guy essentially leapt out of the bushes and started wrestling. It's God! They wrestle all night, and God cannot beat Jacob...
:cornlol:

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:16 am
by cyclopian
butter_man wrote:morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.
:lol: Good one

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:25 am
by OGLemon
the only commandment I agree with is the honor your parents one, whatever that means.

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:04 am
by dickman69
U down w murder

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:15 am
by OGLemon
if it came down to it, not planning on it though

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:42 am
by Lye_Form
Yall need to find jesus

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:55 am
by hifi
im 2015 beret hybrid/neutral ,

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:13 am
by mks
One heck of novel.

God is so mean in part one, yet he is so nice in part two.

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:48 am
by nousd
actually, Jesus had nothing to do with the bible
it has been the christian Church that's pushed it as fucking holy

imo, the followers of Jesus' wisdom
would've been better dumping all the jewish twaddle,
particularly the begat nonsense, prophecies of a messiah (which eventually lead to that lunatic Mohammed)
wild astro-biological theories & the cultural tenets of the Old Testament
and stuck to certified miracles, Jesus' social revolution manifesto & historical accounts of love-ins,
to write an avowedly subjective account of his life,
open to interpretation and change according to anthropological discoveries
and eventually disposable once parables and allegories were understood for what they were.

that way Jesus basic message would've remained pre-eminent
(love each other & don't accept shit from those who would oppress you)
rather than the supernatural guff and institutional dogmatism
that enslaved much of mankind for thousands of years.

btw, in a broad sense, I consider myself a Christian.

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:07 am
by mks
Entire sections left out, completely manipulated throughout the centuries.

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:12 am
by nousd
as to the Op question:

NO
if they are christians not morons

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:35 am
by lloydnoise
wheres Parson?> didnt he hav a dub of Gnotsic Gospel vip?

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:23 pm
by butter_man
cyclopian wrote:
butter_man wrote:morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.
:lol: Good one
prove otherwise.

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:32 pm
by Lye_Form
butter_man wrote:
cyclopian wrote:
butter_man wrote:morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.
:lol: Good one
prove otherwise.
Cant prove a negative but.... and your either trolling or playing some kind of devils advocate(lol)

Bible is anti Gay, I don't think there is anything wrong with being Gay. Neither do most of the people i know, if we are all using the bible then how come we have such different morals from it?. In fact the biggest problem most people have with God botherers is that the ethics in the Bible is out of touch with modern life. The idea that without the bible saying so i would go next door and rape my neighbors food and eat his wife is jokes. Confusing morality with control too the bible does not contain morality its about control through fear in a time where morality was pretty hazy so they used another tactic.

The Catholic church rebrand atm is pretty peng tho, might start going to Mass

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:11 pm
by dickman69
ignore the old testament tho like sd5 saying

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:26 pm
by Lye_Form
dickman69 wrote:ignore the old testament tho like sd5 saying
In for a penny in for a pound imo.

Nothing wrong with a bit of religion, it makes some people happy. just people who take it too seriously are a bit fucked in the head. And pretending its the cornerstone of our morality :lol:

Same as militant atheists, chill the fuck out and just do whatever

Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:29 pm
by RKM
yeah lets all just kick back and smoke a bowl yo

maybe with some chillstep