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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:33 pm
by djshiva
when i did telemarketing in my hometown, there was a lady in the phonebook named "brownie pagan". in the phone book of course, it's last name first, hence: "pagan brownie". i always loved that name. even named a mixtape "pagan brownie" years later.
my other favorite name from the phone days was: "sparkle figlio". she wasn't very sparkly tho. :/
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:27 pm
by schamotnik
classic
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:31 pm
by theevilgirl
my friend in high school was Makilia
like imma killya
haha
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:21 pm
by benjybars
andrewdigits wrote:Edward II of England = Edward Longshanks
best first post ever.
welcome!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:04 pm
by __________
one of me mates' second name's is cockburn........ITS PRONOUNCED COBURN THOUGH! NOT COCKBURN!
yeah right...
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:10 pm
by shonky
£10 Bag wrote:one of me mates' second name's is cockburn........ITS PRONOUNCED COBURN THOUGH! NOT COCKBURN!
yeah right...
We had a firm at work called Arscotts, which is of course pronounced Urscotts, no matter how many times I say "sorry, what....oh you mean ARSE COTS"
There's also a firm of solicitors called Brooker Grindrod which makes me chortle somewhat.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:20 pm
by misk
i worked at a publisher for a bit, and i had to call a guy named "Donald Assmann". Honestly i was scared - what do you call him? Assmann?
i called and asked for him and he said "its pronounced Ossmann"
whatever ass-man.
also called a Michael Jackson once.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:51 pm
by pdomino
Nic ethread
A guy i used to work with, Bolt Uprite.
Oh and Linda Fullalove.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:08 pm
by ikarai
hehe silly names are great! I was a temp for a while at phones4u HR; all sorts of names flying about.. some choice ones that i still remember:
Jesse Jumbo
Million Teclamerion
Tobias Tribble
Ololade Olopade
and not forgetting...
Chase Lyons
but my all time favourite was a doctor I saw once... Dr Moni Oni
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:15 pm
by alfie
ytee wrote:I work with a girl named Stephanie Dickson....we call her stuff any dicks in.
brilliant!
we had a genuine mike hunt in my school, life is hard for some people.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:22 pm
by schamotnik
alfie wrote:ytee wrote:I work with a girl named Stephanie Dickson....we call her stuff any dicks in.
brilliant!
we had a genuine mike hunt in my school, life is hard for some people.
some parents are cruel/stupid though..
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:36 pm
by djake
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:42 pm
by schamotnik
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:45 pm
by carlybag
my old dear used to work with a woman called Friday Knight
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:18 am
by tacospheros
carlybag wrote:my old dear used to work with a woman called Friday Knight
Million
thats an awesome name
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:20 am
by jah wobble
dk dikshitar
an indian scientist. i kid you not.
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:25 am
by jred
gena taylor
no shit actual name
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:55 am
by epithet
Carmen York-Hunt
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:08 am
by sines
Cockrell Cocker.
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:17 am
by bennyprofane
jah wobble wrote:dk dikshitar
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