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Piston wrote:i haven't tidied for ages and hate it

id love to have a lush tidy pad to invite sluts back to

i was gonna commiserate, but then i read this and just decided that you need to motivate yourself not to be a dickhead by calling women sluts.

kthxbai.

to be fair, my main motivation is parents or other family members coming up to stay!

sapphic_beats wrote:

Piston wrote:i haven't tidied for ages and hate it

id love to have a lush tidy pad to invite sluts back to

i was gonna commiserate, but then i read this and just decided that you need to motivate yourself not to be a dickhead by calling women sluts.

kthxbai.

o ffs

i was being ironic..but i guess youd need to meet me to get it

and some women are sluts..maybe i was talking about them?

i have no problem having my girl mates over to get pissed

Hire a housekeeper.

ch3 wrote:Hire a housekeeper.

have thought of this

i would in a houseshare..a mate says it works out being a tenner each from them for a week

Piston wrote:

DJelements wrote:Eh, cleaning your room isn't very hard.

Take some boxes.

Organize the boxes by contents (paper, vinyl, computer shit, etc.)

Fill up each box one at a time.

Arrange everything according to what it is.

i dont have a room!

i have a whole flat

not everyone on here is a young whippet

Do the same for each room.

i do a good line in torching stuff in an intelligent and non-objectified way... competitive prices

slate clean

glad to hear i'm not the only one who lives in his own filth

pk- wrote:glad to hear i'm not the only one who lives in his own filth

You take baths too?

no i mean i'd rather sit in my own faeces than trek all the way to the toilet

pk- wrote:no i mean i'd rather sit in my own faeces than trek all the way to the toilet

Oooh, even better.

i have two chillin... and dem some messy creatures.
next to impossible to keep up w/em.. ill get the living room nice and move on to the dining room/computer room and when i come back in, they've pulled out every toy i had put away and left it sit in the middle of the floor

not to mention the new puppy and all that it entails.

Take it from me Piston:

Clean your flat before spiders starts to nest, ok?

I've put off doing mine for the last 3 days.. just about getting on with it now, but the lure of the interweb keepz pullin mee bck!11!!!1111!!!

Felix Gash; you have an amazing sig sir

You could try switching off the tv & eating a carb rich meal... you'll have plenty of energy and no distractions...

Just you, the mess and your hoover!

Good luck!

lloydnoise wrote:Felix Gash; you have an amazing sig sir

have you seen the video? the poor girl is in fits of tears afterwards, he must have ruptured her rectum with that powerful forehand

i cleaned my kitchen today and found 4 quid in change. i don't know what was being paid for in there but i didn't get any of it :/

i live in filth too

only comfortable in my own filth. other people's filth is disgusting.

my women love my filth though. my filth is good.

it'd be nice to run a finger across a surface in my flat and not pick up residue of one kind or another though

i was thinking that maybe i'd get a maid

find a place nearby for her to stay

just someone to keep my house clean

fix my meals then go away