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forensix (mcr) wrote:"My name's dubluke"

lmao

scorch.

MAGNET!

thief wrote:ah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...

And I used the exact same pick up line

And yeah, the old thread didn't have twats reminiscing about the old times of the old thread about this either...aah, how nice that was. (That was meant to be packing a tonne of irony, not sure if it came across? Im tired...)

The Wiggle Baron wrote:

thief wrote:ah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...

And I used the exact same pick up line

And yeah, the old thread didn't have twats reminiscing about the old times of the old thread about this either...aah, how nice that was. (That was meant to be packing a tonne of irony, not sure if it came across? Im tired...)

Those were the days. What a really great thread that was...

sorry for the repeat thread ...I thought it would be funny.

OLD TIMERS!

WALSH wrote:

TheEvilGirl wrote:I have gotten:

'wanna see how big I am?'

'wanna hang out? we can chill...watch a movie...have sex...'

'do you squirt?'

'so....do you wanna make love to me?'



mind you these are all after JUST meeting the people.

do you squirt...... lol

lmao true story....

he forced a kiss...told me i was salty because of all the sweat from dancing and preceded to ask if i squirt...

i was quite...flabbergasted to say the least.

I jus said it so might aswell add it to the list

"you wana have 2 baby n ting?"

i almost forgot this one....

Homeless crackhead outside of PopLife said

'i want to make sex with you'

hahahahaha

"You remind me of my mother"

stanton wrote:"You remind me of my mother"

ahahahhah......its hard to think about it...like...

is that a compliment or an insult?

and....does that make you wanna have sex with me?!?

oh and i just thought of another one! lmao! im on a roll....

saying good bye and a kiss on the cheek led to...'no tongue action?'

im like...ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"wanna come upstairs for a chat" - I have never been failed with this one, fair do's you normally have to have had some sort of connection for it to work but still, both parties know that there will be very little chatting going on.

i do love a good chinwag me.

"If you dont come with me now im going to slap your fucking face about" - Hasnt worked for me yet - please do try it and tell me your results.

"Grab your coat, your pulled"

"want to help make grampa's wrinkles disappear?'

..
i used this on a girl once and now she runs away screaming every time i see her.

TheEvilGirl wrote:

stanton wrote:"You remind me of my mother"

ahahahhah......its hard to think about it...like...
is that a compliment or an insult?
and....does that make you wanna have sex with me?!?

Better than being reminded of your father (shudder)

There's some dry wit coming thru with noobs, eh Shonk?

Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"

refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.

"Excuse me...may I borrow a quarter?I want to call your parents and thank them."

If said pick up line fails try the following... then duck.

"don't be so fussy, I wasn't"

to two girls:

"alright sugar? nah not you, the other lump.."

reverendmedia wrote:

Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"

refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Could lead to prison