Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:04 am
Best so far this week I've heard.....
"Is Chile in the EU?"
"Is Chile in the EU?"
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:06 am
"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:08 am
lolDiss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:12 am
lol seriously, this is how it went down.Tomity wrote:lolDiss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"
me: "mate, pass me that thesaurus, please?"
kid: "oh yeah, you think i'm stupid, init.. (kid thinks for a while) thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"
seriously, kids like this make me realise englands going down the pan
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:13 am
a lot of people commonly mispronounce it as theasaurus. The ill educated dumbos.Diss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:13 am
ahahahahahahahaahahah!!Diss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:44 pm
Office Blokey said:
girls aloud are a bit subversive.
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:48 pm
"has that email been signed off?"
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:36 pm
whaaaa?nesslei wrote:"has that email been signed off?"
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:18 pm
¿Qué?nesslei wrote:"has that email been signed off?"
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:04 pm
emma: he's not from asia he's chinese
emma: china isnt in asia
emma: asia is a india country...chineseians arent indian
emma: listen, right, i dunno what a contiment is - englands a contiment, init?
seriously the fucking retardedness fo my college
emma: china isnt in asia
emma: asia is a india country...chineseians arent indian
emma: listen, right, i dunno what a contiment is - englands a contiment, init?
seriously the fucking retardedness fo my college
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:05 pm
do you by chance work in something media related??andreamia wrote:"Could you make this POP some more?"
"Make it look JAZZY."
"Give it some OOMPH."
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:16 am
thats true... thats if shes cheating. not really funny.pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:54 am
that's not fucking true you mong
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:59 am
are you from the mid east?pk- wrote:that's not fucking true you mong
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:03 am
oh and you probably had to be there for this to be funny, but this really weird portugese geezer at my office (who i had to do a discplinary hearing thing with lsat year because he was sexually harassing a girl who works there) leant over last week and whispered conspiratorially
"Do you know.....where I can get X Men 3?"
"Do you know.....where I can get X Men 3?"
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:45 pm
Some dipshit girl where I work thought that poppy's were 'invented' because of the war.....
why must we let these people lower the averages?
something must be done.
genocide????
who's game?
why must we let these people lower the averages?
something must be done.
genocide????
who's game?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 pm
not a co-worker but a few gems from this girl in college
"i'm TELLING YOU - the river nile is in wales!!"
"whats a protest *pause* ant?"
"i'm TELLING YOU - the river nile is in wales!!"
"whats a protest *pause* ant?"
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 pm
I thought she got raped, and then stoned to death for adultery.drksteppa wrote:thats true... thats if shes cheating. not really funny.pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:02 pm
mine seem to find it really funny to spend all day repeating everything i say because they think i say things funnily, when in fact i can just speak properly instead of like an inbred yokel
for fucks sake
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