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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:40 pm
by DVRSFY
wot do u call cheese that aint yours?









na-cho cheese MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:42 pm
by fireman
two nuns in the bath....

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:47 pm
by frebentos
my friend k.o'd at party after having pissed on the floor.
We coloured half his face in black with a marker and wrote legend down the side of his face.
He proceeded to get up and go into work like that where his boss duly told him to go home.

His name, I swear to God, is Ricky Danceaff.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:56 pm
by erra
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:19 pm
by djfoster
do you want a bottle of my grandfather's italian wine? :lol:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:31 pm
by dj fidelity
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its Nuts dry....

:wink:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:10 pm
by DFRNT
Who are the coolest people at the hospital??

...The ultrasound people

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:12 pm
by dz
this... record.... is.....



TAKING TOO LONG TO GET HERE hhehe. :twisted:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:52 pm
by dj_syte
There was an old whore from the Azores,
Who's tnuc was so covered with sores,
That the dogs in the street,
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons in her drawers

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:17 pm
by slowbro
Ivar gets a mission of hes strict angry grandfather to buy an egg.
The hunt for an egg creates completely new possibilities…

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:30 pm
by odessa//
bigg tunes..

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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:49 pm
by Shift Recordings
DZ is tranny. I have proof. This isn't an entry for the conest, either. Just facts.


:D

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:02 pm
by dz
Image

what he said.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:09 pm
by Stupid_Fly_Records
hahahaha

winnar

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 pm
by Black Acre
dz wrote:Image

what he said.





Mate that is just fucking creepy!



www.myspace.com/blackacrerecords

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:52 pm
by spencertron
...so i kicked her in the fanny...

...teach her to look at me funny...

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:54 pm
by bassrael
cant get enough of that black-acre-neckbreaker stuff :arrow: :?:
bonn better know :!:

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:34 am
by kozee
diversify wrote:wot do u call cheese that aint yours?









na-cho cheese MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!



U win!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:13 pm
by kay
I haven't got anything funny to say, but watching glottis5's gifs while listening to Burial's Raver (just happened to come on) is hilarious, especially the middle one.

glottis5 wrote:What did the dubstep DJ buy at the grocery store?

Coki cola, ice Skream and a Loefah bread!

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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:04 pm
by Black Acre
Whatever happened to the lego Stephen Hawkins?