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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:47 pm
by Dead Rats
Ashley wrote:JTL wrote:Tuck wrote:4 - Anyone who brings cake to work on their own birthday will be forced to eat the whole lot single handed whilst being pelted with staplers, hole punches and fax machines.
Lol... this.
And people who bring food to work to share and basically beg friend the whole office cause no-one talks to them.
I got my mother's friend to bake mine. No time wasted. No ingredients used.
Apart from that time when you laced it with ANTHRAX so you could finally get that DREAM JOB of TOILET CLEANER. YOU FIEND.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:58 pm
by ashley
Dead Rats wrote:Ashley wrote:JTL wrote:Tuck wrote:4 - Anyone who brings cake to work on their own birthday will be forced to eat the whole lot single handed whilst being pelted with staplers, hole punches and fax machines.
Lol... this.
And people who bring food to work to share and basically beg friend the whole office cause no-one talks to them.
I got my mother's friend to bake mine. No time wasted. No ingredients used.
Apart from that time when you laced it with ANTHRAX so you could finally get that DREAM JOB of TOILET CLEANER. YOU FIEND.
Sorry got promoted from that ages ago, I get to hoover the lifts now.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:59 pm
by Dead Rats
Lifts have carpet!?
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:01 pm
by ashley
Dead Rats wrote:Lifts have carpet!?
Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:02 pm
by von
JTL wrote:Tuck wrote:4 - Anyone who brings cake to work on their own birthday will be forced to eat the whole lot single handed whilst being pelted with staplers, hole punches and fax machines.
Lol... this.
lmfao >>>>>>
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:04 pm
by Dead Rats
Ashley wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Lifts have carpet!?
Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?
Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:06 pm
by ashley
Dead Rats wrote:Ashley wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Lifts have carpet!?
Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?
Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!
Since when did you start working at a Zoo and not an Office?
Thats such an off-off-topic fail
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:13 pm
by Dead Rats
Ashley wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Ashley wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Lifts have carpet!?
Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?
Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!
Since when did you start working at a Zoo and not an Office?
Thats such an off-off-topic fail
A zoo? I work in a restaurant, mate.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:25 pm
by ashley
Dead Rats wrote:Ashley wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Ashley wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Lifts have carpet!?
Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?
Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!
Since when did you start working at a Zoo and not an Office?
Thats such an off-off-topic fail
A zoo? I work in a restaurant, mate.
SMH...wheres the rhino shit come from then?
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:28 pm
by Dead Rats
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COCKNEY???
It's not actually Rhino shit...it's, er, cockney slang for....Pasta Bowls.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:35 pm
by ashley
Dead Rats wrote:I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COCKNEY???
It's not actually Rhino shit...it's, er, cockney slang for....Pasta Bowls.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:47 pm
by Dead Rats
pe...wh...w-....i duno lol
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:56 pm
by ashley
Dead Rats wrote:pe...wh...w-....i duno lol
Here, ill help you get up your post count.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:00 pm
by Dead Rats
Thanks, man. I'll be appreciated on this forum in no time!
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:11 pm
by ashley
If I was MD I would ensure that every SNH member got sacked.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:43 pm
by megascope
considering i just ate a tab im thinking...
- Acid trip fridays.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:57 pm
by POND LIFE
dubluke wrote:if i were MD my first action would be to put MD (geddit) in the watercoolers, thus increasing workplace morale.
took the words out of my mouth
