Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:47 pm
Thanks,poax wrote:i am sorry mr.moderator
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:08 pm
to continue with the tone lowering...
what did the blind kid in a wheelchair get fo christmas?
cancer.
what did the blind kid in a wheelchair get fo christmas?
cancer.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:38 pm
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked..
http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?tit ... Page#Other
Choked..
http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?tit ... Page#Other
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:00 pm
What do you call nuts on a wall????
....walnuts!!
What do you call nuts on a chest????
......chestnuts!!
What do you call nuts on your chin????
... a dick in your mouth!!!!
....walnuts!!
What do you call nuts on a chest????
......chestnuts!!
What do you call nuts on your chin????
... a dick in your mouth!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:43 pm
Still on the low brow note...
Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a baby?
You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball
Whats's the difference between a pile of babies and a pile of bowling balls?
You can't load the bowling balls onto a trailer with a pitchfork
Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a baby?
You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball
Whats's the difference between a pile of babies and a pile of bowling balls?
You can't load the bowling balls onto a trailer with a pitchfork
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:33 am
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
To see its facial expression
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What do you call a baby with a fork in its head?
DINNER!
To see its facial expression
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What do you call a baby with a fork in its head?
DINNER!
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:22 pm
whats that smell ? can you lot smell that ?
that is the smell of your corrupt flesh burning in hell!!!!
(what i mean is , ill see you all there!)
that is the smell of your corrupt flesh burning in hell!!!!
(what i mean is , ill see you all there!)
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:45 pm
raising the tone...
q: why couldn't the rhino find his records?
a: cos the junglist massive
q: why couldn't the rhino find his records?
a: cos the junglist massive
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:05 pm
with Steve Irwin dead , mankind was doomed .
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:28 pm
an oldie but goodie-
Jeremy Beadle was at home playing with himself, when he looked down at his knob and thought,"It looks quite small!. On the other hand it looks quite big!"
Jeremy Beadle was at home playing with himself, when he looked down at his knob and thought,"It looks quite small!. On the other hand it looks quite big!"
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:46 pm
Jelly baby walks into the clinic and asks for an HIV test, the doctor says,
"But you're a jelly baby, what have you been doing that makes you think you might have HIV?"
Jelly baby says "Fucking allsorts"
"But you're a jelly baby, what have you been doing that makes you think you might have HIV?"
Jelly baby says "Fucking allsorts"
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:52 am
Somehow not heard that before, big jooke.KION wrote:an oldie but goodie-
Jeremy Beadle was at home playing with himself, when he looked down at his knob and thought,"It looks quite small!. On the other hand it looks quite big!"
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:12 pm
cheers P
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:10 pm
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her
Fuck her
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:21 pm
Shouldn't that be rape her.Shonky wrote:How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:26 pm
zmfg i dont know why but that got me in histarixmetalboxproducts wrote:Shouldn't that be rape her.Shonky wrote:How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:28 pm
No, rape's naughty.metalboxproducts wrote:Shouldn't that be rape her.Shonky wrote:How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:06 pm
Little girl walks in on her dad having a bath, points at his knob and says
"Daddy, when do I get one of them?"
Daddy replies
"Soon as your mother goes to bingo"
"Daddy, when do I get one of them?"
Daddy replies
"Soon as your mother goes to bingo"
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:06 pm
paedophilia's great isn't it
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 pm
ok your barredpk- wrote:paedophilia's great isn't it