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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:16 am
by sick cat
£10 Bag wrote:it'd definately move the earth...in a kind of ''i feel like im on jupiter...what the fuck is goin on?'' kinda way
EXACTLY! :D :D :D

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:32 am
by nousd
sic Kat neds to jump Rats bones imo.


Rats mightn't be able to operate on SpeshK
but fuckit, yu cooden tell the diff.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:41 am
by Dead Rats
SD5 wrote:sic Kat neds to jump Rats bones imo.


Rats mightn't be able to operate on SpeshK
but fuckit, yu cooden tell the diff.
I'm going to donkey punch everyone you've ever loved in the tnuc.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:45 am
by nousd
sorry mate
yood never find 'em all
spesh the ones that died of over-excitement
:D

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:48 am
by Dead Rats
For the topic of the thread, sex on ket just doesn't work. At all.

Oh, and Esdeefive, if you don't give me the respect I deserve, I'm going to compress a Glasgow Kiss into a .rar file and mail it to you.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:58 am
by nousd
oooooooooof
that fuckin hurt
yu rodent tnuc

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:20 am
by Dead Rats
To give you some sort of encouragement, let me paint you a situation which went on a while ago now. I can't actually remember what fully happened, but I can definitely remember what didn't happen. I would've drawn the tent as well, but you'll just have to use your imagination.


Image

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:23 am
by djrobyn
keep us updated about the result! :W:

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:32 am
by nousd
^^
at least yu kept her interested.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:16 pm
by sick cat
Well having spoken to a friend, they told me it is not only possible but fun. It is all in the technique; a few dabs here and there during long extended foreplay but not so much you both vegetate.

However my friend suggested I should simply tie him to my bed and fuck him. I quite like that idea too :oops:

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:20 pm
by Dead Rats
Sick Cat wrote:Well having spoken to a friend, they told me it is not only possible but fun. It is all in the technique; a few dabs here and there during long extended foreplay but not so much you both vegetate.

However my friend suggested I should simply tie him to my bed and fuck him. I quite like that idea too :oops:
Your friend must be fucking retarded or something.

I'm literally unable to move more than few steps after K, and my mind is off fuck knows where else. If you expect me to repeatedly thrust my hips in any type of acceptable motion, then you need to go run under a parked car.
I'm baffled how some people can take it when they go to a rave or for a night out.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:28 pm
by .spec
Dead Rats wrote: I'm baffled how some people can take it when they go to a rave or for a night out.
And I'm baffled at how ket is so popular as a recreational drug at all.

edit: jesus christ I just looked at that mspaint again and almost spit coffee on myself from laughing. I'm pretty sure I've been in that exactly same spot before.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:29 pm
by sick cat
Some people can handle it better than others it is all about tolerance. I do not like to drink because my tolerance for alcohol is very low.

Do people still use the word retard as an insult, I thought it was only teenage Americans who called people retarded, not soft Essex boys :p

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:32 pm
by dubfama
you can but youre sort of all numb if ye get what i mean its not as fun really!

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:38 pm
by frodo
Thread of the year contender already.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:41 pm
by constrobuz
how about you just try instead of asking the internet all of your stupid questions?

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:59 pm
by bagelator
Frodo wrote:Thread of the year contender already.
+pics, obviously. and mp3

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:46 pm
by sick cat
Constrobuz wrote:how about you just try instead of asking the internet all of your stupid questions?
The internet is the place to ask stupid questions as you have just proven. 8)

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:47 pm
by yong
Sick Cat wrote:However my friend suggested I should simply tie him to my bed and fuck him. I quite like that idea too :oops:
this