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What part did you like best? The killer "Chicken Bake" punch-line did it for me.

reminds me of the five minutes i spent in boots trying to get film developed, the three options were 1hr, 24hr or 3 days

me: "1 day please"
bird: "so the 1 hour one then?"
me: "nah, the 1 day one"
bird: "......"

repeat ad nauseum until she finally twigged and said "oh 24 hours"

no hot baked foodstuffs in my story though, apologies

Dead Rats wrote:What part did you like best? The killer "Chicken Bake" punch-line did it for me.

That and the part she was a larger lady.. surely you'd think they know how to use a microwave?

the chicken bake did it for me

Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?

kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?

Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'

Dead Rats wrote:

kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?

Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'

This is why I read the SNH. Bullshit threads like this.

alfie wrote:reminds me of the five minutes i spent in boots trying to get film developed, the three options were 1hr, 24hr or 3 days

me: "1 day please"
bird: "so the 1 hour one then?"
me: "nah, the 1 day one"
bird: "......"

repeat ad nauseum until she finally twigged and said "oh 24 hours"

DJelements wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?

Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'

This is why I read the SNH. Bullshit threads like this.

That, and because you fancy Surface_Tension.

Dead Rats wrote:

DJelements wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?

Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'

This is why I read the SNH. Bullshit threads like this.

That, and because you fancy Surface_Tension.

Well, obviously that.

I slammed one too many beers yesterday, so my vocabulary at work today consists of "Urgh", "mnnMN" and "Oh, God!"

I just said LOL outloud.
To my boss.

Hold tight the 'taking-4-painkillers-at-a-time' crew.

haha great story Dead Rats

I think the most progressive thing I did today at work was answer the phone.

i need to go uni, or do something else. badly.

second that.

hopefully within the next 2 months

Mine defo will be in two months as u eLBe...as he will let me know whether or not he wants to keep me on, so its either that & up my pay or get rid of me & i go uni..

TT or lay about smoking joints for 4 years.....

what you thinking about studying?

gotta say uni is well worth the experiance, but costly......although if you get a part time job and live cheap you could probably come away better off finacialy, would prob ruin the experiance a bit tho.