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Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 5:59 pm**

please film it or take photos please

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 6:55 pm**

Do it. Also leave a coin out, and when he notices it (which would take a long time), and he wants it, pay that 1£ with pennies.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 7:12 pm**

NilsFG wrote:Do it. Also leave a coin out, and when he notices it (which would take a long time), and he wants it, pay that 1£ with pennies.

GREAT addition.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 7:35 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:Innit. One time, I was sitting on the floor playing my computer games, when my landord literally breaks the door in and chucks the washing I had left in the washing machine for, like 10 minutes, straight at my face, knocking the boiling hot coffee I had on my lap straight out my hand and straight onto my bare, exposed thighs. After seeing this, she then started yelling obsceneties at me for spilling it on the floor, and seeing that she'd broke the door, further enabled the destruction of it by trying to lift it from it's hinges with as much force as she had. This, in turn, fucked up the whole door frame, and whilst realizing she was making the problem worse, she embarrassingly picked up some of the washing she threw at me and threw it out my bedroom window. She then went downstairs, walked the dog, and fell asleep.

Yes, my mum is a bit insane.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you create a man that can really brock the fuck out.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 7:51 pm**

Magma wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Innit. One time, I was sitting on the floor playing my computer games, when my landord literally breaks the door in and chucks the washing I had left in the washing machine for, like 10 minutes, straight at my face, knocking the boiling hot coffee I had on my lap straight out my hand and straight onto my bare, exposed thighs. After seeing this, she then started yelling obsceneties at me for spilling it on the floor, and seeing that she'd broke the door, further enabled the destruction of it by trying to lift it from it's hinges with as much force as she had. This, in turn, fucked up the whole door frame, and whilst realizing she was making the problem worse, she embarrassingly picked up some of the washing she threw at me and threw it out my bedroom window. She then went downstairs, walked the dog, and fell asleep.

Yes, my mum is a bit insane.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you create a man that can really brock the fuck out.

Yeah, I blame it on her having me when she was 15 or some shit, and my dad leaving her when I was about 9. Whooo!

Anyway, I've just applied for a few houses, and the responses I've got have been mostly positive but not.;

"Hi Martin,
You're hilarious. But already got into a bit of trouble with the landlord and I'm earning ok, so unfortunately I think it won't be possible for you to get into the contract...and as i'm already paying rent now I need someone to move in straight away
Sorry! I'm sure you'll find a great place soon,
good luck
Jenny"

I probably shouldn't have wrote in my application that I was poorer than a Degenerate Somalian bum with a gambling problem, or that I liked to go out raving and verbally assault innocent members of the public.

My life is crap.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 8:04 pm**

do it... not too sure of the laws in the UK but i know in the US legal tender (aka money) is legal regardless of form whether its a penny or a $100 bill. im pretty positive its the same way in the UK. the only thing that might snagg you innit is they may have to be in coin rolls... but if youre getting em from the bank i assume theyd be rolled already

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 8:23 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:My question is how the hell does your gaff rack up £2000 a month? You got a fucking jacuzzi in the garden or something?

we're at uni and its between two of us for a term which works out at whatever.

dubsteptim wrote:do it... not too sure of the laws in the UK but i know in the US legal tender (aka money) is legal regardless of form whether its a penny or a $100 bill. im pretty positive its the same way in the UK. the only thing that might snagg you innit is they may have to be in coin rolls... but if youre getting em from the bank i assume theyd be rolled already

nah i looked and you can only use pennies up to 20p, but with quids you can use them for an unlimited amount.

im gonna do the amount minus the deposit, told her to come round saturday for it, ill ask for a receipt haha

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 8:32 pm**

do it and take a picture too, definately know what im doing if my landlord pisses me off!!

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 9:01 pm**

You have to do it, I hate your landlords after reading that, fuck them!

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 9:04 pm**

neka wrote:
dubsteptim wrote:do it... not too sure of the laws in the UK but i know in the US legal tender (aka money) is legal regardless of form whether its a penny or a $100 bill. im pretty positive its the same way in the UK. the only thing that might snagg you innit is they may have to be in coin rolls... but if youre getting em from the bank i assume theyd be rolled already
nah i looked and you can only use pennies up to 20p, but with quids you can use them for an unlimited amount.

im gonna do the amount minus the deposit, told her to come round saturday for it, ill ask for a receipt haha

ha nice one still, i wouldnt wanna lug around 2000 £1 coins after gettin paid or whatever it is after your deposit... hah got to take pics!

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 9:10 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:
Magma wrote: Honestly, some landlords are fucking stnuc.
Innit. One time, I was sitting on the floor playing my computer games, when my landord literally breaks the door in and chucks the washing I had left in the washing machine for, like 10 minutes, straight at my face, knocking the boiling hot coffee I had on my lap straight out my hand and straight onto my bare, exposed thighs. After seeing this, she then started yelling obsceneties at me for spilling it on the floor, and seeing that she'd broke the door, further enabled the destruction of it by trying to lift it from it's hinges with as much force as she had. This, in turn, fucked up the whole door frame, and whilst realizing she was making the problem worse, she embarrassingly picked up some of the washing she threw at me and threw it out my bedroom window. She then went downstairs, walked the dog, and fell asleep.

Yes, my mum is a bit insane.

similar thing happened to me last week but not as bad. I put some washing in the washing machine and my mum went mental and threatened to chuck me out and take my car away and stuff and was just shouting for ages and she ended up crying. mums are fuck ups

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 9:42 pm**

I once got a parking ticket for parking in front of my house on a Sunday. I paid that in 1 cent PENNIES... the cop was most displeased.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 11:00 pm**

id buy 2g's worth of lead -

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2009 8:36 am**

haha should stick em all to the celing with sellotape or something, would really go nuts then

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2009 5:44 pm**

LOL @ people's troubles with their moms

and yes you should aboslutely pay that shit with coins. i just had that idea yesterday for a debt that i owe and now im reading this thread, its meant to be

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2009 6:43 pm**

eLBe wrote:do it but let me know your adress and what time you will be out of the flat and where you leave the coins. ta

please

Posted: **Fri May 15, 2009 9:22 am**

got court on monday for going through a red light so thatll be £60 fine and £60 court costs, thats getting paid in £ coins too haha. gonna ring up the bank today and make sure they have enough for me tomorrow.

Posted: **Fri May 15, 2009 9:27 am**

neka wrote:got court on monday for going through a red light so thatll be £60 fine and £60 court costs, thats getting paid in £ coins too haha. gonna ring up the bank today and make sure they have enough for me tomorrow.

Slightly less funny as you did actually break the law rather than have a tnuc of a landlord to get even with.... I had to go to court to receive a 6 week ban and a £450 fine a few years ago... if you did the crime, you've just gotta take it like a man, mate.

Posted: **Fri May 15, 2009 9:28 am**

Reference wrote:haha should stick em all to the celing with sellotape or something, would really go nuts then

Do this.

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