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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:34 am
by diablo
It seems as if ever thing that gets posted has to "Be Safe fo Work".
What a bunch of shit!!!!
Maybe people should be
working at work , and not surfing the fucking internet.
"Oh you can't post that", some lazy fucks co-workers may get offended.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:27 am
by metalboxproducts
Diablo wrote:It seems as if ever thing that gets posted has to "Be Safe fo Work".
What a bunch of shit!!!!
Maybe people should be
working at work , and not surfing the fucking internet.
"Oh you can't post that", some lazy fucks co-workers may get offended.
Spot on mate.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:31 am
by shonky
metalboxproducts wrote:Diablo wrote:It seems as if ever thing that gets posted has to "Be Safe fo Work".
What a bunch of shit!!!!
Maybe people should be
working at work , and not surfing the fucking internet.
"Oh you can't post that", some lazy fucks co-workers may get offended.
Spot on mate.
Ah, if humans were supposed to work we'd be given proper jobs. The internet is a nice bit of escapism for those in shit jobsville.
Anyway MBP - aren't you unemployed?
If dole was more money I'd have stuck widdat
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:38 pm
by metalboxproducts
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:20 pm
by narcossist
hahaha me too mate. yesterday the stnuc. tried to blag that sending tunes out was actively seeking employment but the woman could only do waht the computer told her and it said no.
whats the dla though. sounds shit
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:46 pm
by elgato
unlikely wrote:Marsyas wrote:it was just a booty.
she had underwears on....
its funny cause i found auralassasins old avatar to be quite aggressive...
but it never got censored...
no this isnt dirty >>
gotta say that was the only thing that ever annoyed me on this forum. Really fucks me off.
lol his avatar was the least annoying thing about him though. he was the most infuriating character i think ive ever come across, i never thought i could feel so strongly about someone through an internet forum!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:51 pm
by metalboxproducts
narcossist wrote:
hahaha me too mate. yesterday the stnuc. tried to blag that sending tunes out was actively seeking employment but the woman could only do waht the computer told her and it said no.
whats the dla though. sounds shit
disability living allowence. I should have been on it month ago but it was really long trying to get letters from gp's/consultants, as i didn't have a gp and my paper work from the hopital got lost. So basicly I nor my condition excisted in an official form. To be honest i didn't really know how you go about getting it. I've had a chat with someone in the know and i've finnely got all the info together. So i'm back off to the DWP with my spaker certificate.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:25 pm
by shonky
Is workshy fop a condition now?
If it was, I'd be minted
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:33 pm
by shonky
Thinking about it, I've actually managed to spend a quarter of my life on the dole. An ill-informed choice of thinking that I should repay my debt to society has landed me with a job.
Someone said to me years ago "I suppose you think you're too good to have a job" and I agreed with them. I am though. I can't prove it, but I am, trust.
I should have been aristocracy, that's the life. Obviously rich aristo, none of that selling up the family silver and allowing tourists in to see your inherited squalor. I'd shoot tourists on sight if they came to my castle - and I'd get away with it.
Actually I'd probably get someone else to do it - why should I take time out from drinking fine wines to shoot travellers?
Instead I'm forced to be chronically cheeky to the ladies at work, so as to get out of doing anything too strenuous. I am, in a very shit way, living the dream.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:04 pm
by bedward
Diablo wrote:It seems as if ever thing that gets posted has to "Be Safe fo Work".
What a bunch of shit!!!!
Maybe people should be
working at work , and not surfing the fucking internet.
"Oh you can't post that", some lazy fucks co-workers may get offended.
nah mate.
i think the idea is:
if it's not safe for work, u label the thread, NSFW.
live an let live, cuz.
someones gotta keep this critter livin (the state) so i can keep on suckin it like a flea.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:04 pm
by bedward
Shonky wrote:Thinking about it, I've actually managed to spend a quarter of my life on the dole. .
half ov mine.
i want a big hat like the pope.
wheres my beans on a silver tray?
little doggies wot fart pine fragrance.
i need a gold bumper on my new nissan.
my ancestors were HISTORY, i tell ya!
I'm in a book!!!!
emperor ov my face!
that's why i can't take a job.
too much jah work to do.
you may be seated.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:11 pm
by shonky
Ah, the joys of idleness.
We dressed this woman's toy panda up as the Pope at work the other week and had it taken down in case someone might have been offended by it. Might have been the fake gin and cocaine we added to the ensemble but it was a great effect. Apparently it goes against our diversity programme - what could be more diverse than an alcoholic, junkie, panda pope?
We were going to make a Popemobile for it too - but sadly it was not meant to be.
I think the go-getters should go get me more Dom Perrignon if they need to be busy all the time.
Keep it Kingly.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:20 pm
by bedward
Shonky wrote:I think the go-getters should go get me more Dom Perrignon if they need to be busy all the time.
Absolutely!
more ambitious types could be promoted.
that would mean bringing goods over longer distances.
slide on over to canada, dave, i could use a gnu.
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:28 pm
by kion
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:17 pm
by selector.dub.u
KION wrote:
Ha!
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:39 pm
by shonky
I see your carrot and raise you a vulgar yam
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:49 pm
by bagelator
nice dimmocks
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:23 pm
by misk
yamgina
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:24 pm
by shonky
Misk wrote:yamgina
Someone tell Cham sharpish
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:15 pm
by Jubz
fucking where did bedward go?
