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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:30 am
by diss04
fuck a virgin right and she's a slave for life (or for about a week, depends)
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:53 am
by POND LIFE
Piston wrote:lol
it's not like you've got anything to compare it to...it will be your first pussy also
your sig mate... oh my days lol
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:13 am
by legend4ry
Taking it a bit serious .....
My lady was a virgin when we got together and after a few months she was ready and tbh - I was quite worried to hurt her and such and it was probably more awkward for me than for her .. was good still.
I suppose it depends if you love the girl or not - if you don't I suppose it'll be great to just smash the pasty but not if its with someone who isn't just a random girl you -don't- want to give them a bad experience.
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:36 am
by ketamine
...um... wow
the things you learn on the internet...
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:48 am
by bandshell
This guy at a school near here was bumming his girlfriend and he donkey punched and knocked her out as well as pink socking her. He jumped out of the window and left here there. ahaha
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:54 am
by the acid never lies
Oh yeah fucking virgins is great, it's not like they don't know what they're doing or anything
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:04 pm
by Dead Rats
I've been with a virgin, and we messed about a bit, but I never actually got to do the deed. Unfortunately, most girls I've ever been with are usually revolting whores. I made the mistake of asking my last ex how many boys she'd been with, and boy oh fucking boy, do I wish I hadn't.
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:38 pm
by missedthebus
Just give her the Alaskan pipeline if your worried about poppin.
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:34 pm
by bright maroon
...this thread is starting to make me throw-up...alot
...and I just ate a bunch of dry animal crackers..please..no..
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:36 pm
by Dead Rats
bright maroon wrote:...this thread is starting to make me throw-up...alot
...and I just ate a bunch of dry animal crackers..please..no..
What does it feel like when a girls hymen breaks? Like getting your ears peirced or what?
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:39 pm
by did
Dead Rats wrote:bright maroon wrote:...this thread is starting to make me throw-up...alot
...and I just ate a bunch of dry animal crackers..please..no..
What does it feel like when a girls hymen breaks? Like getting your ears peirced or what?
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:41 pm
by mikey_g
its like putting your cock into a joint of slow honey roasted ham.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:42 pm
by did
mikey g wrote:its like putting your cock into a joint of slow honey roasted ham.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a rather tight and painful joint of slow honey roasted ham. that bleeds.
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:46 pm
by bright maroon
..I busted my cherry in ballet class..
so I was spared all that pain and horror.
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:47 pm
by did
bright maroon wrote:..I busted my cherry in ballet class..
so I was spared all that pain and horror.
may i ask how that works?
i have never actually seen a real life female
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:48 pm
by bright maroon
...banana splits have cherries on top for a reason..
..I would like to suggest to all girls,
bust your own cherry with some sort of begnin healthy activity
so men can't have that..
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:50 pm
by Dead Rats
DID wrote:bright maroon wrote:..I busted my cherry in ballet class..
so I was spared all that pain and horror.
may i ask how that works?
i have never actually seen a real life female
I was going to ask that as well, but thought I could only push the 'vile smut' gimmick for so long before people start getting upset. Thankgod someone more pathetic than I am asked instead!
...But I still don't understand it...I guess I'm just going to have to accept that I'll never know what it feels like to be a woman.
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:58 pm
by noesis
DID wrote:
may i ask how that works?
Hymans can break without a girl loosing her virginity. Riding horses, ballet apparenty, bicycling, masturbating. Some of these things, like tampons, can stretch it, and there still can be some bleeding during a girls first time.
Guys talk about "busting girls cherries" like some kind of tough guy thing, but, I think most are pretty disarmed and even sensitive to it when they actually do... unless they are complete assholes.
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:01 pm
by Dead Rats
Noesis wrote:DID wrote:
may i ask how that works?
unless they are complete assholes.
Just out of curiosity, will a guy deffo know when/if he breaks a girls hymen?
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:09 pm
by Gully Shanks
Dead Rats wrote:Noesis wrote:DID wrote:
may i ask how that works?
unless they are complete assholes.
Just out of curiosity, will a guy deffo know when/if he breaks a girls hymen?
Yeh you hear a noise a bit like a hand grenade
