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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:26 pm
by missedthebus
DanRev wrote:
R Kelly.
Taking the art out of rap artist.
jokes!!!

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:07 pm
by magma
DanRev wrote:R Kelly.
Taking the art out of rap artist.

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:26 pm
by bassbeyondreason
Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:05 pm
by HamCrescendo
Some really bad (as in bad, not good, or in bad taste) jokes now
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prince
What time does Sean Connery go to wimbledon? Tenish
A cat called Minton eats a shuttlecock. Bad Minton.
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:39 pm
by limb
DanRev wrote:A cat called Minton eats a shuttlecock. Bad Minton.
I think that's the worst I've ever heard/read
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:42 pm
by HamCrescendo
limb wrote:DanRev wrote:A cat called Minton eats a shuttlecock. Bad Minton.
I think that's the worst I've ever heard/read
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rAIhpfHUCM
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:59 pm
by firky
DanRev wrote:How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prince

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:37 am
by POND LIFE
i like the will smith one.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:37 am
by Coppola
So, a Satellite Dish and Tv Aerial get married. The ceremony was a bit crap but the reception was outstanding.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:48 pm
by did
BEN? wrote:So, a Satellite Dish and Tv Aerial get married. The ceremony was a bit crap but the reception was outstanding.
Why are tampons all grumpy?
Cus they're stuck up stnuc
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:17 am
by firky
section5 wrote:So did you hear about the man who drowned in his bowl of musli?

Ouch...!
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:30 am
by deamonds
nice one danrev
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:40 am
by fork
DanRev wrote:R Kelly.
Taking the art out of rap artist.
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:44 am
by dubluke
Firky wrote:section5 wrote:Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st ever gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.

You win, that is truly awful

maaaate, stevie's a fucking don!! have you listened to innervisions?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:08 pm
by kay
section5 wrote:So did you hear about the man who drowned in his bowl of musli?
He got pulled under by a strong currant.


Truly groan worthy!
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:41 pm
by andrew_t_190
Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:03 pm
by missedthebus
^^^
more jokes pls folks!
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:14 pm
by Pada
man: doctor doctor I keep seeing cows everywhere
doctor: have you seen a psychiatrist?
man: no just cows.
What do you call 1 dead man u fan?
A start.
What do you call 2 dead man u fans?
Holly & jessica

I'm sorrry!
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:54 pm
by miscreant
WHY IS 10 SCARED OF 7?
because seven eight nine
bobom tshshhhhh