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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:24 pm
by mr jangle
dundee all the way
mr t doesnt laugh
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:33 pm
by futures_untold
Could this be the hardest man possible???
The beard and kung fu of Chuck Norris, the tattoos of Chopper, the mohawk of Mr T with the voice of the bloke who does action movie trailers....?
He'd be armed with Crocs bowie knife and would wear the same biker clothes that terminator wears in T1....
To round this guy off, he'd smoke cigars like Duke Nukem and wear a necklace of ears taken from people he'd killed similar to the one worn by Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier.....!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:36 pm
by Y_H
Chopper obv, the mans a ledgend!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:10 pm
by hera
the winner would clearly be Jean Claude
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:15 pm
by futures_untold
hera wrote:the winner would clearly be Jean Claude
He's too camp to be the hardest bloke ever.... He wears spandex leggings...... Nuff said.. sorry
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:11 am
by devonport_steppas
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:27 am
by claw
roundhouse kick to the chest.
/thread
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:03 am
by ::g-sus::
Them batty rider shorts aint a good look.
Oh and if he was still alive Bruce Lee would take this contest hands down.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:16 am
by parson
dundee and his knife for the dark horse upset
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:26 am
by amick
Chopper is fat, lazy and drunk most of the time and doesn't carry a weapon with him anymore.
Norris is still in shape, and knows hand to hand combat. So i reckon he'd fill a room with uppercuts pretty quickly.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:33 am
by ST100
Norris is a little bitch.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:07 am
by hera
futures_untold wrote:hera wrote:the winner would clearly be Jean Claude
He's too camp to be the hardest bloke ever.... He wears spandex leggings...... Nuff said.. sorry
he's obviously got you fooled.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:38 am
by SJPDUB
Chopper is a fat drunk nowadays
Chuck Norris is over rated
Mr T doesn't laugh and that video link made him look like a massive pussy
and Dundee.....LOL get real
I vote for Mr Motivator
you better watch oooout!
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:30 am
by spire
alfie wrote:the correct answer to these polls is always 'a honey badger'
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:24 am
by Pada
Me.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:10 am
by devonport_steppas
Kimbo?
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:06 pm
by abelard
SJPDUB wrote:Chopper is a fat drunk nowadays
Chuck Norris is over rated
Mr T doesn't laugh and that video link made him look like a massive pussy
and Dundee.....LOL get real
I vote for Mr Motivator
you better watch oooout!
mate of ours had him down to do a student night in soton and we all so excited, rolled a blunt to share with the great man only to be told dope was bad for one's motivation. not so joke in the flesh
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:06 am
by dubfama
need to get a front view to catch the trademark tash
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:14 pm
by Ham
alfie wrote:the correct answer to these polls is always 'a honey badger'
True honey badgers fuckin murk.
Still chopper would have mans up!