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I am 70% deaf in my left ear due to 4 operations on it to remove nasty shit from inside

trigga!!! wrote:at a party in a field when i was about 16, threw up after too much lager juice, asked mate if he had any tissues to clean myself up, he only had sliced white bread. used that went to bed in a stable woke up the next morning around 5 in the morning to find a group of wreckheads stood around my sick wondering who threw up an intact slice of bread. ahaha

hahahaha this made me bust up laughing ! !


Um my random fact is - I go into DIY shops and steal little tiles from the samples they have out and I am making a mosaic out of them I have around 200 mini tiles atm

I did security work at Nass festival a couple of years ago, and one morning they put me on shift on my own in this massive warehouse with a stage and some little stalls. the area behind the stage was filled with boxes of drum n bass tapes, posters and other gay slammin vinyl rubbish that they were gonna sell once the guys who worked there turned up.

anyway, i was gagging for a shit, and decided the best thing to do was to open one of the boxes up, and drop a massive turd all over the tapes and glowsticks.. i then proceeded to wipe my arse with slammin vinyl flyers and bit of ripped card. i shut the box and then a few minutes later the workers turned up and my shift changed.

My fact was shit, I have to put my only claim to fame.

When I was 10 I was on a small boat in Scotland going over to isle of Skye and Gareth from the kids show the big bang was on the ferry with his baby and wife/girlfriend. He walked in front of me just as I was stretching out my legs and he tripped and almost dropped his baby over the side of the ferry.

Was pretty embarrassing.

bandshell wrote:My fact was shit, I have to put my only claim to fame.

When I was 10 I was on a small boat in Scotland going over to isle of Skye and Gareth from the kids show the big bang was on the ferry with his baby and wife/girlfriend. He walked in front of me just as I was stretching out my legs and he tripped and almost dropped his baby over the side of the ferry.

Was pretty embarrassing.

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Skye has some of the nicest scenery I have seen in the UK.
On the boat out there, was the most sea-sick i have ever been though. Sick splattered all over the floor

I once appeared stark bollock naked in the arctic circle on Finnish national news.

i try n paint ?

BEN? wrote:

bandshell wrote:My fact was shit, I have to put my only claim to fame.

When I was 10 I was on a small boat in Scotland going over to isle of Skye and Gareth from the kids show the big bang was on the ferry with his baby and wife/girlfriend. He walked in front of me just as I was stretching out my legs and he tripped and almost dropped his baby over the side of the ferry.

Was pretty embarrassing.

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Skye has some of the nicest scenery I have seen in the UK.
On the boat out there, was the most sea-sick i have ever been though. Sick splattered all over the floor

Yeah Skye was awesome, I also went to Rum, Eigg and Muck, they were great too but Skye was the best of the four I went to.

I fuck goats.

Dubble trubble.

bandshell wrote:

BEN? wrote:

bandshell wrote:My fact was shit, I have to put my only claim to fame.

When I was 10 I was on a small boat in Scotland going over to isle of Skye and Gareth from the kids show the big bang was on the ferry with his baby and wife/girlfriend. He walked in front of me just as I was stretching out my legs and he tripped and almost dropped his baby over the side of the ferry.

Was pretty embarrassing.

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Skye has some of the nicest scenery I have seen in the UK.
On the boat out there, was the most sea-sick i have ever been though. Sick splattered all over the floor

Yeah Skye was awesome, I also went to Rum, Eigg and Muck, they were great too but Skye was the best of the four I went to.

Sick! I went to all of them too, stayed on Eigg for a week. Was really nice to visit the whole island and check out all of the beaches. The hostel there was really nice, i recommend it! Visited Rum (Rhum?), Muck, Canna and Skye. Hebrides ftw!

Nasty Biznes wrote:

i try n paint ?

I like that

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BEN? wrote:I am rather good at diabolo. Earlier on today i got payed £30 for a 3 minute performance. Knowing most other UK 'diaboloists' i would rank myself in the top 5 in The UK.

wow, i can juggle 3 basketballs...

AddicteDub wrote:

BEN? wrote:I am rather good at diabolo. Earlier on today i got payed £30 for a 3 minute performance. Knowing most other UK 'diaboloists' i would rank myself in the top 5 in The UK.

wow, i can juggle 3 basketballs...

nice! I have tried, i can bounce juggle them just about.
Ever heard of Tommy Baker the World basketball freestyle champion? met him a few times and he is so good

BEN? wrote:

AddicteDub wrote:

BEN? wrote:I am rather good at diabolo. Earlier on today i got payed £30 for a 3 minute performance. Knowing most other UK 'diaboloists' i would rank myself in the top 5 in The UK.

wow, i can juggle 3 basketballs...

nice! I have tried, i can bounce juggle them just about.
Ever heard of Tommy Baker the World basketball freestyle champion? met him a few times and he is so good

Yes mate, used to, well, I still play basketball for my town, Doncaster, and I went thru a craze of dribbling n watching and1 n shit instead of working on the fundamentals, so i've seen tom baker a few times, never live, jus videos... his tricks are ridiculous... I can do abit of stuff he does, but that move 'the impossible' is...impossible

limb wrote:

Nasty Biznes wrote:

i try n paint ?

I like that

me too! have u got any other pics we can see?

i can play the pulp fiction theme tune at full speed on guitar


and i think i saw patrick moore once

I got in a wreck today.

Ive nearly died twice