Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:30 am
i hate those little fuckers, ur gonna have to call the council to ask if u can get it removed for free if not ur gonna need to call pest control, because u cant live like that. fuck that shit for a laugh.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:53 am
If you can get onto the roof and visibly see it then block up your light fitting with masking tape to prevent them coming through the gap, close all your windows, get a ladder onto your roof and take a little bottle of petrol and a few matches with you - get ready to run like fuck mind!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:01 pm
Im sure pouring petrol into a hole in your roof, inhabited by stnuc or not, and then lighting it is a fucking stupid idea? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:07 pm
Suppose your right actually - we had a couple in our garden but they were in bushes so petrol and matches was the best way to dispose of them. On second thoughts forget the whole burning down your house idea and call the pest control services.Ham wrote:Im sure pouring petrol into a hole in your roof, inhabited by stnuc or not, and then lighting it is a fucking stupid idea? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:11 pm
What I would do, and what my parents did when we had them.kins83 wrote:Pretty sure that professional pest removers would be the way forward. Maybe try the council?
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:49 pm
Hahah I'm still tryin to decide whether it would be worth the risk....MiscreanT wrote: Suppose your right actually - we had a couple in our garden but they were in bushes so petrol and matches was the best way to dispose of them. On second thoughts forget the whole burning down your house idea and call the pest control services.
Theres something so satisfying about burning pests!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:52 pm
selotape up the hole in your ceiling, close your window and if that doesnt work go outside with a bb gun and shoot the bastards one by one
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:20 pm
missedthebus wrote:selotape up the hole in your ceiling, close your window and if that doesnt work go outside with a bb gun and shoot the bastards one by one
what kind of gunslinging badman are you? shooting individual wasps one by one with a bb gun lol!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:26 pm
Tape the hole, then call the firefighters or who-ever kills the bastards in your country.
Also http://www.cracked.com/article_17481_5- ... ve-it.html
Also http://www.cracked.com/article_17481_5- ... ve-it.html
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:33 pm
fight fire with fire!!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:42 pm
Dude iv'e got the same f@*&%g problem! ive got a 2ft hive in my bedroom wall!! the little bastards have already chewed through the brick and i found 50ish pilled dead on my bedroom floor last week! Council are taking time to get back to me about coming to sort out the problem, but the worst thing is that i cant open my bedroom window as they just swarm in!
The really creepy thing is that at night i can hear them, but it isnt just like a swarming noise, it actually sounds like a cat purring really loudly; like there chanting in unison or something
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:52 pm
I would become a paranoiac.Az wrote:
Dude iv'e got the same f@*&%g problem! ive got a 2ft hive in my bedroom wall!! the little bastards have already chewed through the brick and i found 50ish pilled dead on my bedroom floor last week! Council are taking time to get back to me about coming to sort out the problem, but the worst thing is that i cant open my bedroom window as they just swarm in!
The really creepy thing is that at night i can hear them, but it isnt just like a swarming noise, it actually sounds like a cat purring really loudly; like there chanting in unison or something
Seriously, wasps scare me. Just hearing one makes me run out of a room like a mad man.
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:22 pm
nuff said!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:29 pm
You just made my evening, sir!bass hertz wrote:why would you ask a bunch of bass dorks on a dubstep forum about getting rid of wasps?
ohh shit... my kitchen is infested with owls. what ever should I do?? I know... I better consult those people on dubstepforum.com.
ring ring.... "hello, A1 pest control"
"yea.. how do i get rid of alpacas in my bathroom"
"well did you consult dsf first?"
"no"
"you idiot!"
...click
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:43 pm
Fucking WASPS
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:44 pm
jon1st wrote:You just made my evening, sir!bass hertz wrote:why would you ask a bunch of bass dorks on a dubstep forum about getting rid of wasps?
ohh shit... my kitchen is infested with owls. what ever should I do?? I know... I better consult those people on dubstepforum.com.
ring ring.... "hello, A1 pest control"
"yea.. how do i get rid of alpacas in my bathroom"
"well did you consult dsf first?"
"no"
"you idiot!"
...click
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:23 pm
let them be, feed em and harvest every few weeks or so!
the ultimate way to get rich
the ultimate way to get rich
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:27 pm
I'm confused...harvest what? Wasps produce nothing!fretn wrote:let them be, feed em and harvest every few weeks or so!
the ultimate way to get rich
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:29 pm
Harvest wasps then hold a bag full of them infront of someone and say "Gimme money or I'll sting you up bitch"