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Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:44 pm
by LACE
hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them (assuming the feeling is mutual)

i think paul ryan is a fucking douchebag. ooh but those..puppy dog eyes and..that..sly smile. such a..well built man..mm..nice head full of hair. mmmm i love you paul ry----i mean i hate you. i hate you paul ryan!

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:46 pm
by Terpit
magma wrote:
Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
Wub tried that troll first. At least be original... :roll:
Read what Laszlo said. My comment wasn't aimed at you.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:53 pm
by Laszlo
magma wrote:Perhaps they'd see it as an Enlightenment Fuck. My hate would conquer their hate and, like a pawn reaching the farthest edge of a chessboard, she'd immediately transform into a paragon of socialist virtue.
At the slim chance that this is the outcome, I think you should make it your life's endeavor to penetrate the entirety of the Conservative party.
Perhaps if it works a future generation will erect a statue of you hittin' Ken Clark from the back.

Worth a try, surely?

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:00 pm
by magma
Terpit wrote:
magma wrote:
Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
Wub tried that troll first. At least be original... :roll:
Read what Laszlo said. My comment wasn't aimed at you.
This?
Laszlo wrote:So we're clear, nor would I want to rape them...... or anyone else.
(That shouldn't really need explaining but there are some touchy mother fuckers on here these days!)
Laszlo wrote:
magma wrote:Perhaps they'd see it as an Enlightenment Fuck. My hate would conquer their hate and, like a pawn reaching the farthest edge of a chessboard, she'd immediately transform into a paragon of socialist virtue.
At the slim chance that this is the outcome, I think you should make it your life's endeavor to penetrate the entirety of the Conservative party.
Perhaps if it works a future generation will erect a statue of you hittin' Ken Clark from the back.

Worth a try, surely?
Get me Warsi's number and I'll take one for the team. I'm really not sure I can stomach Theresa May though... I think I'd rather fuck Eric Pickles.

Actually, no, that's just made me feel physically ill. I don't think I'm cut out for this mission.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:02 pm
by Forum
Prescott or Pickles?

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by particle-jim
aaaaanyway, back to the matter at hand...
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Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by Laszlo
LACE wrote:hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them
I just don't understand this concept. If I hated someone the last thing i'd want to do is fuck them.


Ejaculate on their forehead maybe at a push, but that's about it.



@Magma - Would definitely do Eric Pickles if he dressed up as Nanny from Count Duckula and could do the voice and everything. No problem.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:04 pm
by particle-jim
Laszlo wrote:
LACE wrote:hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them
I just don't understand this concept. If I hated someone the last thing i'd want to do is fuck them.


Ejaculate on their forehead maybe at a push, but that's about it.



@Magma - Would definitely do Eric Pickles if he dressed up as Nanny from Count Duckula and could do the voice and everything. No problem.
:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:04 pm
by Electric_Head
Kate Garraway isn't that bad though Jim.
No idea who she is though.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:05 pm
by magma
southstar wrote:Prescott or Pickles?
Prezza, but no kissing.

At least Prezza looks human... Pickles looks like a fucking Sontaran.

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Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:07 pm
by magma
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There's just something reeeaaaally fucking sexy about her. She looks/sounds a bit too much like an ex of mine, though.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:08 pm
by particle-jim
Electric_Head wrote:Kate Garraway isn't that bad though Jim.
No idea who she is though.
Presents shit morning tv, she's about twice my age lol

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by Terpit
No magma.. This
Laszlo wrote:@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by Func
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faust.dtc wrote:Dont really fancy her but I reckon this old bitch would be good in the sack.

Saron Osbourne NSFW

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/R ... rne_77.jpg
That pic is fucking hilarious

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:01 pm
by Laszlo
Terpit wrote:No magma.. This
Laszlo wrote:@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.
Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
No. We were talking about hate sex, not rape.
Having never been raped, I don't really know if rape victims enjoy it or not. My guess would be that they don't.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:03 pm
by Laszlo
Huh. A quick google search was very much inconclusive.
Not what I was expecting.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:10 pm
by Forum
You London boys should know

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Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:33 pm
by 3za
particle-jim wrote:
hugh wrote:thats why its confusing breh
Maybe you feel dirty for thinking she's hot knowing that David Mitchell is banging her on a regular basis...
That just makes her hotter :twisted:

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:37 pm
by kingldub
3za wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
hugh wrote:thats why its confusing breh
Maybe you feel dirty for thinking she's hot knowing that David Mitchell is banging her on a regular basis...
That just makes her hotter :twisted:
I've said this before but, she is pretty much the female equivalent of David Mitchell. He basically has his penis inside himself there.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:54 pm
by Terpit
Laszlo wrote:
Terpit wrote:No magma.. This
Laszlo wrote:@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.
Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
No. We were talking about hate sex, not rape.
Having never been raped, I don't really know if rape victims enjoy it or not. My guess would be that they don't.
:lol: sorry I thought you were being a massive wanker :oops: