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Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:44 pm
by LACE
hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them (assuming the feeling is mutual)
i think paul ryan is a fucking douchebag. ooh but those..puppy dog eyes and..that..sly smile. such a..well built man..mm..nice head full of hair. mmmm i love you paul ry----i mean i hate you. i hate you paul ryan!
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:46 pm
by Terpit
magma wrote:Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
Wub tried that troll first. At least be original...

Read what Laszlo said. My comment wasn't aimed at you.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:53 pm
by Laszlo
magma wrote:Perhaps they'd see it as an Enlightenment Fuck. My hate would conquer their hate and, like a pawn reaching the farthest edge of a chessboard, she'd immediately transform into a paragon of socialist virtue.
At the slim chance that this is the outcome, I think you should make it your life's endeavor to penetrate the entirety of the Conservative party.
Perhaps if it works a future generation will erect a statue of you hittin' Ken Clark from the back.
Worth a try, surely?
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:00 pm
by magma
Terpit wrote:magma wrote:Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
Wub tried that troll first. At least be original...

Read what Laszlo said. My comment wasn't aimed at you.
This?
Laszlo wrote:So we're clear, nor would I want to rape them...... or anyone else.
(That shouldn't really need explaining but there are some touchy mother fuckers on here these days!)
Laszlo wrote:magma wrote:Perhaps they'd see it as an Enlightenment Fuck. My hate would conquer their hate and, like a pawn reaching the farthest edge of a chessboard, she'd immediately transform into a paragon of socialist virtue.
At the slim chance that this is the outcome, I think you should make it your life's endeavor to penetrate the entirety of the Conservative party.
Perhaps if it works a future generation will erect a statue of you hittin' Ken Clark from the back.
Worth a try, surely?
Get me Warsi's number and I'll take one for the team. I'm really not sure I can stomach Theresa May though... I think I'd rather fuck Eric Pickles.
Actually, no, that's just made me feel physically ill. I don't think I'm cut out for this mission.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:02 pm
by Forum
Prescott or Pickles?
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by particle-jim
aaaaanyway, back to the matter at hand...

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by Laszlo
LACE wrote:hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them
I just don't understand this concept. If I hated someone the last thing i'd want to do is fuck them.
Ejaculate on their forehead
maybe at a push, but that's about it.
@Magma - Would definitely do Eric Pickles if he dressed up as Nanny from Count Duckula and could do the voice and everything. No problem.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:04 pm
by particle-jim
Laszlo wrote:LACE wrote:hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them
I just don't understand this concept. If I hated someone the last thing i'd want to do is fuck them.
Ejaculate on their forehead
maybe at a push, but that's about it.
@Magma - Would definitely do Eric Pickles if he dressed up as Nanny from Count Duckula and could do the voice and everything. No problem.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:04 pm
by Electric_Head
Kate Garraway isn't that bad though Jim.
No idea who she is though.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:05 pm
by magma
southstar wrote:Prescott or Pickles?
Prezza, but no kissing.
At least Prezza looks human... Pickles looks like a fucking Sontaran.

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:07 pm
by magma
There's just something reeeaaaally fucking sexy about her. She looks/sounds a bit too much like an ex of mine, though.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:08 pm
by particle-jim
Electric_Head wrote:Kate Garraway isn't that bad though Jim.
No idea who she is though.
Presents shit morning tv, she's about twice my age lol
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by Terpit
No magma.. This
Laszlo wrote:@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by Func
That pic is fucking hilarious
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:01 pm
by Laszlo
Terpit wrote:No magma.. This
Laszlo wrote:@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.
Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
No. We were talking about hate sex, not rape.
Having never been raped, I don't really know if rape victims enjoy it or not. My guess would be that they don't.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:03 pm
by Laszlo
Huh. A quick google search was very much inconclusive.
Not what I was expecting.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:10 pm
by Forum
You London boys should know

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:33 pm
by 3za
particle-jim wrote:hugh wrote:thats why its confusing breh
Maybe you feel dirty for thinking she's hot knowing that David Mitchell is banging her on a regular basis...
That just makes her hotter

Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:37 pm
by kingldub
3za wrote:particle-jim wrote:hugh wrote:thats why its confusing breh
Maybe you feel dirty for thinking she's hot knowing that David Mitchell is banging her on a regular basis...
That just makes her hotter

I've said this before but, she is pretty much the female equivalent of David Mitchell. He basically has his penis inside himself there.
Re: Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:54 pm
by Terpit
Laszlo wrote:Terpit wrote:No magma.. This
Laszlo wrote:@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.
Terpit wrote:Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?
No. We were talking about hate sex, not rape.
Having never been raped, I don't really know if rape victims enjoy it or not. My guess would be that they don't.

sorry I thought you were being a massive wanker
