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tempest wrote:Granted.


I wish I was famous

Granted, you are but for all the wrong reasons

I wish for a month of Sundays

Chu wrote:I wish for a month of Sundays

granted but you are a 10 year old alter boy.

I wish the guy i work with didnt have coffee breath.

hera wrote: I wish the guy i work with didnt have coffee breath.

Granted, but he has pedobreath and you have been living in his basement for some time.

I wish people weren't moany

Chu wrote: Granted, but he has pedobreath and you have been living in his basement for some time.

I wish people weren't moany

Granted, but they're still bitchy and whiney

I wish I didnt work the overnight shift anymore

kidlogic wrote:

Chu wrote: Granted, but he has pedobreath and you have been living in his basement for some time.

I wish people weren't moany

Granted, but they're still bitchy and whiney

I wish I didnt work the overnight shift anymore

Granted, you now work as a cleaner for the fat and disabled.

I wish I had 10000mb internet

Ashley wrote:
I wish I had 10000mb internet

granted, but you get bored of porn and music at the same speed

i wish the person i have a meeting with would show up already

classagraphics wrote:
granted, but you get bored of porn and music at the same speed

i wish the person i have a meeting with would show up already

Granted, but its only to tell you the need to reschedule for another day

I wish the local ski hill would open already!

granted but its being used for a week of nuclear weapons testing
I wish I could give birth

TS (yesyesIOW) wrote:I wish I could give birth

Granted, but you die whilst giving birth to the reincarnation of Damien...

I wish I could drive...

RojParody wrote:

TS (yesyesIOW) wrote:I wish I could give birth

Granted, but you die whilst giving birth to the reincarnation of Damien...

I wish I could drive...

Granted but fuel is £10 a litre

I wish I don't wake up tomorrow with an epic hangover

granted, you stay in and organize your sock drawer

I wish I didn't wake up tomorrow with an epic hangover

Jolly Wailer wrote: granted, you stay in and organize your sock drawer

I wish I didn't wake up tomorrow with an epic hangover

Granted, you wake up in burma next to Mr T, he's cooked you breakfast but that doesn't make things OK

I wish I could teleport between NY and London

Granted.. you teleport between London and New York City.....

right to -38.14453125 Longitued, 46.4378568950242 latitude... start swimming sucka!


I wish every time i took out a $20.. another one appeared where I took it from.

guerillaeye wrote:Granted.. you teleport between London and New York City.....

right to -38.14453125 Longitued, 46.4378568950242 latitude... start swimming sucka!


I wish every time i took out a $20.. another one appeared where I took it from.

Granted, but you take them out your arse.

I wish it was the 12 of may 766 BC

Granted, but you are recieved as a Devil and stoned to death.


I wish I didnt get tired after a night of boozin it up and sleeping a few hours.

guerillaeye wrote:Granted, but you are recieved as a Devil and stoned to death.


I wish I didnt get tired after a night of boozin it up and sleeping a few hours.

granted, you're now superhuman, but if you have an orgasm you die instantly.


i wish i had more records to sample.

Misk wrote:

guerillaeye wrote:Granted, but you are recieved as a Devil and stoned to death.


I wish I didnt get tired after a night of boozin it up and sleeping a few hours.

granted, you're now superhuman, but if you have an orgasm you die instantly.


i wish i had more records to sample.

granted.. you've just recieved a huge shippment of the most awasome records ever known to man, but it was shipped in the same container as a large order of Ralphs Grape Jelly.. which due to a shoddy shipping job, somehow exploded and ruined every single one of them.

i wish i had a pioneer cdj 1000

guerillaeye wrote:

Misk wrote:

guerillaeye wrote:Granted, but you are recieved as a Devil and stoned to death.


I wish I didnt get tired after a night of boozin it up and sleeping a few hours.

granted, you're now superhuman, but if you have an orgasm you die instantly.


i wish i had more records to sample.

granted.. you've just recieved a huge shippment of the most awasome records ever known to man, but it was shipped in the same container as a large order of Ralphs Grape Jelly.. which due to a shoddy shipping job, somehow exploded and ruined every single one of them.

i wish i had a pioneer cdj 1000

granted, but it's the prototype of the first one ever made. they hadn't yet worked out all the kinks, and the engineer designing the transformer was on vacation, so this prototype runs on hampster-wheel power! You buy 10 hampsters and decide to go for the long haul, when all of a sudden, there's a hampster-flu epidemic and you catch it... then you die.

i wish i knew who burial was.

Misk wrote:granted, but it's the prototype of the first one ever made. they hadn't yet worked out all the kinks, and the engineer designing the transformer was on vacation, so this prototype runs on hampster-wheel power! You buy 10 hampsters and decide to go for the long haul, when all of a sudden, there's a hampster-flu epidemic and you catch it... then you die.

i wish i knew who burial was.

Granted, but he's David Cameron.

I wish my hand was made of shortcake.

Contakt wrote:

Misk wrote:granted, but it's the prototype of the first one ever made. they hadn't yet worked out all the kinks, and the engineer designing the transformer was on vacation, so this prototype runs on hampster-wheel power! You buy 10 hampsters and decide to go for the long haul, when all of a sudden, there's a hampster-flu epidemic and you catch it... then you die.

i wish i knew who burial was.

Granted, but he's David Cameron.

I wish my hand was made of shortcake.

Granted but pidgeons come and peck off your fingers


I wish sunday was saturday and monday was sunday...