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Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:59 pm**

Shonky wrote:
datura wrote:
ytee wrote:
hera wrote:
ytee wrote:hera is shorter than I thought...

shut the fuck up you dont count.

youre canadian.
RACIST!!!!
what's all this aboot?
Moosefuckers and septics arguing about which country is slightly less shit

just curious Shonk, have you even seen the sun in the past 3 months? seeing as how it never sets on the british empire and all.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:04 pm**

hera wrote:
Shonky wrote:
datura wrote:
ytee wrote:
hera wrote:
shut the fuck up you dont count.

youre canadian.
RACIST!!!!
what's all this aboot?
Moosefuckers and septics arguing about which country is slightly less shit

just curious Shonk, have you even seen the sun in the past 3 months? seeing as how it never sets on the british empire and all.

It fucking does you know, about 60 years ago (not that anyone in the UK has recognized this fact). I try to avoid the sun at all costs as it interferes with my lovely english pastiness. Plus the reflection can cause bus crashes.

Rip the piss out of my country, I always do.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:08 pm**

Shonky wrote:
hera wrote:
Shonky wrote:
datura wrote:
ytee wrote: RACIST!!!!
what's all this aboot?
Moosefuckers and septics arguing about which country is slightly less shit

just curious Shonk, have you even seen the sun in the past 3 months? seeing as how it never sets on the british empire and all.
It fucking does you know, about 60 years ago (not that anyone in the UK has recognized this fact). I try to avoid the sun at all costs as it interferes with my lovely english pastiness. Plus the reflection can cause bus crashes.

Rip the piss out of my country, I always do.

i cant. you had me at pastiness

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:10 pm**

hera wrote:
Shonky wrote: Rip the piss out of my country, I always do.
i cant. you had me at pastiness

you forgot the bad teeth

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:12 pm**

I, like Stanton, have retard disease.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:13 pm**

datura wrote:
hera wrote:
Shonky wrote: Rip the piss out of my country, I always do.
i cant. you had me at pastiness
you forgot the bad teeth

I never can unfortunately

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:14 pm**

Shonky wrote:
datura wrote:
ytee wrote:
hera wrote:
ytee wrote:hera is shorter than I thought...

shut the fuck up you dont count.

youre canadian.
RACIST!!!!
what's all this aboot?
Moosefuckers and septics arguing about which country is slightly less shit

Moosefuckers???? that was one time you asshole and your still ripping on me for it.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:17 pm**

ytee wrote:
Moosefuckers???? that was one time you asshole and your still ripping on me for it.

Maybe you should take it off youtube then

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:55 pm**

I met Warrior off of gladiators at Alton Towers.
Perfect day in my book.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:00 pm**

BLZDub wrote:I met Warrior off of gladiators at Alton Towers.
Perfect day in my book.

Epic Win.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:43 pm**

former jobs have included:

cab driver, sno-cone booth attendant, farmhand, venice beach portrait artist, neuroscientist, cardiovascular physiologist, apprentice at a tibetan buddhist school in maui, high-net financial advisor, and harvard business school faculty assistant.

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:29 am**

the doctor broke my collarbone when my mom gave birth to me.
apparently the cast made me look like a quarterback, so my dad tried to name me "Duke".
then my mom had my dad removed from the hospital room. haha, poor guy!

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:58 pm**

I was severely fucked over by the NHS in 2006 when I went in for a minor ear operation and they stiched me back up with a cotton swab still inside...
12 days later most of the left side of my head pretty much split open and it wasnt until i spent a week in shitty east surrey and had another operation that they realised what they'd done.

wankers.

thats about the most interesting thing thats happened to me.

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:00 pm**

Rancor wrote:I was severely fucked over by the NHS in 2006 when I went in for a minor ear operation and they stiched me back up with a cotton swab still inside...
12 days later most of the left side of my head pretty much split open and it wasnt until i spent a week in shitty east surrey and had another operation that they realised what they'd done.

wankers.

thats about the most interesting thing thats happened to me.

hahahaahahahahahahahahahha

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:12 pm**

i did it as a goof

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:24 am**

i lived next door to sean connery for about a month in marbella about 7 years ago. had i not been a 10 year old retard addicted to playdough i probably wouldve shouted some james bond puns at him loudly at 3am in a cod scottish accident.

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:34 am**

ivysomething wrote:the doctor broke my collarbone when my mom gave birth to me.

i hope your parents filed law suit for that.

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:06 am**

amykamala wrote:
ivysomething wrote:the doctor broke my collarbone when my mom gave birth to me.
i hope your parents filed law suit for that.

oh no, they had to! i was so fat and my mom only weighed 92 pounds...there was no other way to get me out!

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:48 am**

ivysomething wrote:
amykamala wrote:
ivysomething wrote:the doctor broke my collarbone when my mom gave birth to me.
i hope your parents filed law suit for that.
oh no, they had to! i was so fat and my mom only weighed 92 pounds...there was no other way to get me out!

wow 92 lbs thats freeging tiny.

c-sections did not exist in those days ?????

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:10 pm**

rekorder wrote:I was on the antiques roadshow when i was 11.

???

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