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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:59 pm
by magma
Dead Rats wrote:A hippy in a smoking jacket? Isn't that a bit...upper-class?
Irony isn't lost on them stnuc, is it?
Technically it was covered in mud when I bought it off him. I needed to go to a ball with my ex and I was fucked if I was buying a proper jacket or paying to rent one, so I bought a muddy red one off a hippy for a fiver and wore my work trousers with it.
Fresh to fucking death.
Bangface might end up being the 2nd time in 5 years that I've worn it!
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:01 pm
by missedthebus
I shed a tear when I heard about bangfests demise
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:03 pm
by Dead Rats
I really want a smoking jacket. Serious.
So was I, missedthebuss. Sounded like such a laugh. I'm even a bit miffed that this one isn't al elektrowerkz.
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:23 pm
by grimesceneinvestigation
completly bored, and I mean BORED.
today I was in brussels and didn't know what to do.
so I went home, where there's even less to do.
bored
bored
bored
I don't know what to do
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:10 pm
by defekt
mum walked in on me jerkin' it
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:11 pm
by BNanni
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:14 pm
by faust.dtc
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:14 pm
by defekt
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:14 pm
by Dead Rats
Defekt wrote:mum walked in on me jerkin' it
She give you a hand?
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:16 pm
by BNanni
Defekt wrote:
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Man, that's so bad!
I apologise but I lol'd at your expence!
Things are going to be awkward for a while eh?
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:17 pm
by deamonds
Sight wrote: You seem like a petulant child thats upset @ being ignored. I bet you are guilty of hating on the junglists. Whats matta Deamonds. You pissed you are getting schooled by the junglists ?
Yea, thats right mate, thats definetely it.
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:18 pm
by faust.dtc
Defekt wrote:
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Pretty awkward situation mate but we are all humans so dont worry about it too much, im sure she understands...but just incase, you had better walk in on her and your dad having sex just to even it up a bit.
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:20 pm
by Dead Rats
FAUST.DTC wrote:Defekt wrote:
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Pretty awkward situation mate but we are all humans so dont worry about it too much, im sure she understands...but just incase, you had better walk in on her and your dad having sex just to even it up a bit.
This. When she's on the pan taking a shit next time, kick the door in bark a few times.
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:21 pm
by magma
FAUST.DTC wrote:Defekt wrote:
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Pretty awkward situation mate but we are all humans so dont worry about it too much, im sure she understands...but just incase, you had better walk in on her and your dad having sex just to even it up a bit.
Yeah, truesay that... you know her and your Dad probably joke about whether you do it anyway - fuck, I would if I had a kid. More awkward for you than her.... everyone does it.
Still, she could've at least let you cover up and said what she was going to say so that you thought you'd got away with it!
Fiver to go and take down your sheets for washing right this instant and film it/youtube it....
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:24 pm
by defekt
BNanni wrote:Defekt wrote:
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Man, that's so bad!
I apologise but I lol'd at your expence!
Things are going to be awkward for a while eh?
Haha no worries, I think I might just try and avoid her for the rest of the day, like stay out of sight. I reckon the pr0n probably shocked her more, every guy wanks but only perverts watch porn in her eyes.
I don't really wanna see my mum having sex or takin' a shit
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:24 pm
by deamonds
Defekt wrote:
I don't really wanna see my mum having sex or takin' a shit
lol
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:25 pm
by Dead Rats
Defekt wrote:BNanni wrote:Defekt wrote:
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Man, that's so bad!
I apologise but I lol'd at your expence!
Things are going to be awkward for a while eh?
I don't really wanna see my mum having sex or takin' a shit
I do
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:25 pm
by defekt
Magma wrote:Fiver to go and take down your sheets for washing right this instant and film it/youtube it....
we all know i'll never see that fiver lol
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:30 pm
by magma
Defekt wrote:Magma wrote:Fiver to go and take down your sheets for washing right this instant and film it/youtube it....
we all know i'll never see that fiver lol
You film that and YouTube it and I'll PayPal it... I'd fucking LOVE to see that conversation!
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:33 pm
by missedthebus
Dead Rats wrote:Defekt wrote:BNanni wrote:Defekt wrote:
it was so awkward, she came in without knocking whilst saying "thanks for doing that typing for me ale..."
I nervously shouted "what typing!?"
and she'd already gone without saying another word
Man, that's so bad!
I apologise but I lol'd at your expence!
Things are going to be awkward for a while eh?
I don't really wanna see my mum having sex or takin' a shit
I do
unlucky!!! Next time lock the door! If you dont have a lock well.... buy one!
