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jameshk wrote:Hell no... 4chan...

4chan nowadays would have less of a reaction than DSF. NYPA and all that. post em!

True, i couldn't do that anyway. I was thinking of maybe fill the office up with farmyard animals or something.

put loads of washing up liquid in the kettle, replace the sugar with salt, block all the toilets and set off the fire alarm!

PinUp wrote:put loads of washing up liquid in the kettle, replace the sugar with salt, block all the toilets and set off the fire alarm!

and rip off the curtain rail from the wall, kick off the hdtv from the stand

Take in a flat head screwdriver and lock all the toilet cubicles from the outside.

Burn the office down with him in it.

Hide a bag of fresh prawns with a few holes in it somewhere obscure and hard to reach just before you leave.

Terpit wrote:Hide a bag of fresh prawns with a few holes in it somewhere obscure and hard to reach just before you leave.

Chicken smells way worse when it's gone off than fish does.

shit on a desk

Prawns however top fish and chicken.
Prawns; frozen smell bad ffs.

Prawn and Chicken past with mayo? could spread it into sly locations...

Brocolli is the one for rank smell

I reckon off, warm prawns smell way worse than chicken.

Electric_Head wrote:Prawns however top fish and chicken.
Prawns; frozen smell bad ffs.

When I finally left the only job I've ever hated, I left an untouched prawn/mayo sandwich above one of the polystyrene ceiling tiles in the basement filing room (already a pretty musty enclosed space). I've always wondered how long it took them to find it...

James - call up FACT and insinuate that the whole company's running off pirated software licenses. With any luck they'll end up with a nice little audit to deal with and if they get rumbled on anything you might get a bit of compensation for your missed pay.

(also, check your contract before you go on holiday next time! Life lesson learnt!)

Terpit wrote:I reckon off, warm prawns smell way worse than chicken.

Every time I make prawns I literally clean everything and take the garbage out otherwise the entire house will smell of prawns.
I opened my bag at work and the prawn smell had somehow snuck in.
Forced me to wash my bag this wknd.

jameshk wrote:Prawn and Chicken past with mayo? could spread it into sly locations...

If they've got curtains, unpick the bottom, insert the food, then sew them back up.

At school we locked a chocolate milk in a locker for 2 years, the smell got so bad even with the locker shut they had to go in with bolt cutters. 3 people chundered in corridor and they had to seal off the whole area

southstar wrote:At school we locked a chocolate milk in a locker for 2 years, the smell got so bad even with the locker shut they had to go in with bolt cutters. 3 people chundered in corridor and they had to seal off the whole area

Haven't heard that word in years

southstar wrote:At school we locked a chocolate milk in a locker for 2 years, the smell got so bad even with the locker shut they had to go in with bolt cutters. 3 people chundered in corridor and they had to seal off the whole area

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.

wub wrote:

jameshk wrote:Prawn and Chicken past with mayo? could spread it into sly locations...

If they've got curtains, unpick the bottom, insert the food, then sew them back up.

Yes! stealthy