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dealing with car insurnace

^ oh fuck you, thanks for reminding me!

Women. Still. Like a bad depressing drug. (more specifically, one particular woman)

there's this HP laptop ad they keep showing over here on the telly with Promises by Nero on it.

Shum wrote:there's this HP laptop ad they keep showing over here on the telly with Promises by Nero on it.

my hatred for that ad rivals the hatred i have for sonny bill

Can't blame Sonny Bill for taking the money that's being thrown at him, issues of loyalty aside. That flippin Nero tune is stuck in my head now.

Promises
And they still feel all so wasted on my self

wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob

Grumpy missus in the AM. Not a morning person at all.

In the office after 3 hours sleep and far too much cider. Bun it.

Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

jayladders wrote:Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

Time for a cock-swab.

jayladders wrote:Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

that's not a std

ultraspatial wrote:

jayladders wrote:Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

that's not a std

Is it not? Phew

jayladders wrote:

ultraspatial wrote:

jayladders wrote:Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

that's not a std

Is it not? Phew

Shagged any fat lasses recently?

:nutcrusher:

jayladders wrote:

ultraspatial wrote:

jayladders wrote:Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

that's not a std

Is it not? Phew

Nah, you sir are pregnant.

I must be pregnant. Fuck. Anyone want a kid in 9 months?

jayladders wrote:I must be pregnant. Fuck. Anyone want a kid in 9 months?

Shotgun

P Daley wrote:

jayladders wrote:

ultraspatial wrote:

jayladders wrote:Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

that's not a std

Is it not? Phew

Nah, you sir are pregnant.

pretty sure he's got tetanus

Haven't left the house for 3 days now... fucking hate summer vacations. I'm at my parents' atm and none of my close mates are in town. Got fuck all to do. At least I'm leaving for a while in a few days...
And on top of that, I asked an ex (actually the only ex I get along with) when's she coming back and instead of answering my question she decides "hey let's make things awkward" and asks me if I fucking miss her and she got upset when I said no.

kidshuffle wrote:

P Daley wrote:

jayladders wrote:

ultraspatial wrote:

jayladders wrote:Pretty sure my cheating ex gave me an std. My balls fucking ache bad

that's not a std

Is it not? Phew

Nah, you sir are pregnant.

pretty sure he's got tetanus