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arktrix wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:You haven`t had a good ice cream if you haven`t had this

Where is the ICE CREAM in that?

Hmm, valid point.

I'm feeling a lot more like my chirpy self today... must be on the mend. Cough seems to be loosening a bit and is now producing loads of green crap, possibly making me sound even worse, but at least it doesn't hurt anymore.... and if green crap is coming out, I assume that's less clogging up my bronchials. At least it's not blood. FIT.

Date last night went well, especially seeing as I sounded like I had TB... seeing her again. I think she might be keener than I am at the moment, though. She's pretty n'all, but I didn't get quite enough of that "WOOOOOAAAH, YOU'RE AWWEESSSSOOOOME!". She might be able to stop my knob falling off from disuse, mind.

Post work picnic, sunset snoozing and plans for world domination with Lasergirl tonight.

Drinks with the Ninjas tomorrow!

And then I've got the next two weeks off work!

magma wrote: Best ice cream ever!

magma wrote:She might be able to stop my knob falling off from disuse, mind.

I quite like the Magnum - Death by chocolate

Caffiene and subsequent beers.

Electric_Head wrote:

arktrix wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:You haven`t had a good ice cream if you haven`t had this

Where is the ICE CREAM in that?

Hmm, valid point.

Is there actually Sherbert in that? Like fizzy sherbert? If someone put shebert into the ice around a Solero it might graduate from being the best Ice Cream in the world to being the best product humankind has ever created. Fuck sliced bread and iPods. FIZZY SOLERO!


Oh and Jimmy (edit: oops and wub, you bandwagon hopper, you)... Maxibon's ALWAYS disappoint me. They look better in the pictures than in real life. I had a particularly awful experience in Spain a couple of years ago where I passed up the opportunity of a Solero AND a White Chocolate Magnum for a Maxibon.

No, actually, I don't want to talk about it. It's too painful.

wub wrote:

magma wrote: Best ice cream ever!

Now off to the shop to buy one of these bad boys!

wub wrote:

magma wrote: Best ice cream ever!

You fucking knows it!!!

Pfff... you're all going to get sticky fingers, wasp stings and BAD AIDS.

ICE CREAMS SHOULD HAVE STICKS

Choc-Ices can fuck off too.



Edit: OR CONES. STICKS OR CONES.

If it doesn't have a stick or a cone, it'd better be on a dessert menu and come with a fucking bowl and spoon. Nobody's ever kept their shit together eating a Maxibon.

magma wrote:Pfff... you're all going to get sticky fingers, wasp stings and BAD AIDS.

ICE CREAMS SHOULD HAVE STICKS

That soft cookie bit though

magma wrote:Pfff... you're all going to get sticky fingers, wasp stings and BAD AIDS.

ICE CREAMS SHOULD HAVE STICKS

Choc-Ices can fuck off too.

If you can't eat a Maxibon and/or choc ice without getting stickng fingers, you're a thalidomite who doesn't deserve ice cream in the first place.

wub wrote:

magma wrote:Pfff... you're all going to get sticky fingers, wasp stings and BAD AIDS.

ICE CREAMS SHOULD HAVE STICKS

Choc-Ices can fuck off too.

If you can't eat a Maxibon and/or choc ice without getting stickng fingers, you're a thalidomite who doesn't deserve ice cream in the first place.

Strong opinions there from the wubster.

I used to love these things that were like twisters but much longer. You could only get them from ice cream vans

magma wrote:
Is there actually Sherbert in that? Like fizzy sherbert? If someone put shebert into the ice around a Solero it might graduate from being the best Ice Cream in the world to being the best product humankind has ever created. Fuck sliced bread and iPods. FIZZY SOLERO!

Nope
It`s just a fruit juice sorbet.
Kind of like frozen granadilla juice, pips n all.
It doesn't sound terribly amazing but it really is great.
Especially when it's hot, which is everyday.

wub wrote:

magma wrote:Pfff... you're all going to get sticky fingers, wasp stings and BAD AIDS.

ICE CREAMS SHOULD HAVE STICKS

Choc-Ices can fuck off too.

If you can't eat a Maxibon and/or choc ice without getting stickng fingers, you're a thalidomite who doesn't deserve ice cream in the first place.

If you've got to have your Ice Cream and Cookies presented in the form of a Sandwich, you're so dangerously out of touch with reality that I'm surprised you can even understand the concept of walking all the way to a shop and exchanging currency for goods.

Get a Cornetto and shove a cunting Oreo in the top of it.

Electric_Head wrote:

magma wrote:
Is there actually Sherbert in that? Like fizzy sherbert? If someone put shebert into the ice around a Solero it might graduate from being the best Ice Cream in the world to being the best product humankind has ever created. Fuck sliced bread and iPods. FIZZY SOLERO!

Nope
It`s just a fruit juice sorbet.
Kind of like frozen granadilla juice, pips n all.
It doesn't sound terribly amazing but it really is great.
Especially when it's hot, which is everyday.

Well, that's that settled then. This summer I'm inventing the sherbet Solero. This time next year, Rodders...

magma wrote:If you've got to have your Ice Cream and Cookies presented in the form of a Sandwich, you're so dangerously out of touch with reality that I'm surprised you can even understand the concept of walking all the way to a shop and exchanging currency for goods.

What a grey & uninspiring world you must live in...I pity you.

Sherbet solero genuinely sounds amazing
Feasts tho - that hard chocolate bit in the middle....get my vote

wub wrote:

magma wrote:If you've got to have your Ice Cream and Cookies presented in the form of a Sandwich, you're so dangerously out of touch with reality that I'm surprised you can even understand the concept of walking all the way to a shop and exchanging currency for goods.

What a grey & uninspiring world you must live in...I pity you.

You're the one choosing vanilla ice cream and plain, stale biscuits over SMOOTH TROPICAL DELICIOUSNESS.

Do any of the Ice Cream manufacturers still print jokes on their sticks? I'm going to write to my fucking MP.