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Ashley wrote:
Granted but pidgeons come and peck off your fingers


I wish sunday was saturday and monday was sunday...

Granted, but all you've done is changed the names so you still have to go to work tomorrow.

I wish I knew the exact date and time and nature of my death.

Contakt wrote:

Ashley wrote:
Granted but pidgeons come and peck off your fingers


I wish sunday was saturday and monday was sunday...

Granted, but all you've done is changed the names so you still have to go to work tomorrow.

I wish I knew the exact date and time and nature of my death.

granted, but you get confused with the timezones and daylight saving.

I wish batteries only took 5 seconds to charge

Ashley wrote:

Contakt wrote:

Ashley wrote:
Granted but pidgeons come and peck off your fingers


I wish sunday was saturday and monday was sunday...

Granted, but all you've done is changed the names so you still have to go to work tomorrow.

I wish I knew the exact date and time and nature of my death.

granted, but you get confused with the timezones and daylight saving.

I wish batteries only took 5 seconds to charge

granted, but now they only take 5 secs to go flat.

i wish i had supermans powers.

Dopplegangbanger wrote: I wish i had supermans powers.

granted, but with your incredible hearing dubstep hurts to listen to at any proper volume and your bulletproofness means that the you couldn't have felt it even you could stand listening to it

i wish mondays didn't suck so bad

classagraphics wrote:

Dopplegangbanger wrote: I wish i had supermans powers.

granted, but with your incredible hearing dubstep hurts to listen to at any proper volume and your bulletproofness means that the you couldn't have felt it even you could stand listening to it

i wish mondays didn't suck so bad

granted, but now your girlfriend sucks soooo bad, she ends up scuffing your dick, and you lose the sense of feeling in it.

i wish perkalerk was my girlfriend.

Dopplegangbanger wrote:

classagraphics wrote:

Dopplegangbanger wrote: I wish i had supermans powers.

granted, but with your incredible hearing dubstep hurts to listen to at any proper volume and your bulletproofness means that the you couldn't have felt it even you could stand listening to it

i wish mondays didn't suck so bad

granted, but now your girlfriend sucks soooo bad, she ends up scuffing your dick, and you lose the sense of feeling in it.

i wish perkalerk was my girlfriend.

granted, but feasible weasel is also your boyfriend too.

i wish i could go home and sleep.

Granted, but you wake up to MC Buffalo spooning you and an extemely soar arse.

I wish i could still be on annual leave and not back at work

TEMS wrote:Granted, but you wake up to MC Buffalo spooning you and an extemely soar arse.

I wish i could still be on annual leave and not back at work

Granted. You're commited to a psych ward.

I wish I could snap my fingers and make my kitchen remodel itself.

Granted, but you literally snap your fingers in half and its really graphic and really really hurts.

I wish i had an afro

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Granted.. you won most pathetic life form in existance. (But we still love you)

I wish I would get laid off from work and be able to collect unemployment

guerillaeye wrote:Granted.. you won most pathetic life form in existance. (But we still love you)

I wish I would get laid off from work and be able to collect unemployment

granted, but you also start reading the dubstep forum way too much due to the lack of work, and start to wonder what clown step and wobble bass actually sounds like in drum n bass, then fall in love with it. u start wearing burberry hats, and get everything pierced. eventually, when your mrs tells you shes a man on jeremy kyle, you develop a crack habit, and wind up sucking winkies down the park for extra crack dollar.

i wish mary anne hobbs was stalking me.

Dopplegangbanger wrote:

guerillaeye wrote:Granted.. you won most pathetic life form in existance. (But we still love you)

I wish I would get laid off from work and be able to collect unemployment

granted, but you also start reading the dubstep forum way too much due to the lack of work, and start to wonder what clown step and wobble bass actually sounds like in drum n bass, then fall in love with it. u start wearing burberry hats, and get everything pierced. eventually, when your mrs tells you shes a man on jeremy kyle, you develop a crack habit, and wind up sucking winkies down the park for extra crack dollar.

i wish mary anne hobbs was stalking me.

Granted, but she's working for Mr T checking that you're not giving it up to anyone else.

I wish Sir MC General Juakali IV was back for Dubwar

Chu wrote:

Dopplegangbanger wrote:

guerillaeye wrote:Granted.. you won most pathetic life form in existance. (But we still love you)

I wish I would get laid off from work and be able to collect unemployment

granted, but you also start reading the dubstep forum way too much due to the lack of work, and start to wonder what clown step and wobble bass actually sounds like in drum n bass, then fall in love with it. u start wearing burberry hats, and get everything pierced. eventually, when your mrs tells you shes a man on jeremy kyle, you develop a crack habit, and wind up sucking winkies down the park for extra crack dollar.

i wish mary anne hobbs was stalking me.

Granted, but she's working for Mr T checking that you're not giving it up to anyone else.

I wish Sir MC General Juakali IV was back for Dubwar

granted, but he rode in on Falcor the Luck Dragon, and they crushed your car when they landed.

i wish i had something cool to wish for.

Granted,



I wish could remember what the name of this track is that i've been trying to remember for the last 3 days

TEMS wrote:Granted,



I wish could remember what the name of this track is that i've been trying to remember for the last 3 days

granted, but its a dubstep version of "can you feel the love tonight" that your mate made and played you the night he made love to you.

Dopplegangbanger wrote:

TEMS wrote:Granted,



I wish could remember what the name of this track is that i've been trying to remember for the last 3 days

granted, but its a dubstep version of "can you feel the love tonight" that your mate made and played you the night he made love to you.

You never made a wish so....Granted, your anus is now wide enough to carry your own shopping.

I wish this topic would become legendary and reach over 500 posts!

Ashley wrote:
I wish this topic would become legendary and reach over 500 posts!

granted, but it also becomes the only thing people ever ask you about when they meet you

i wish i had a good pair of gloves

classagraphics wrote:

Ashley wrote:
I wish this topic would become legendary and reach over 500 posts!

granted, but it also becomes the only thing people ever ask you about when they meet you

i wish i had a good pair of gloves

Granted, but you find that they are made of locusts and they bite off your hand to the bone.

I wish I got out of school early

Granted..

But they did tests and found out you shud actually be there MORE (no send)

I wish for... retractable wings.