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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:42 pm
by ehbes
epochalypso wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:epochalypso wrote:i put a hot cloth on my balls all the time g
throw icy hot on there see what happens

will it be like that time i put toothpaste on my knob?
i don't know did it cause your balls to feel like Hephaestus was raining hell down on your coin purse?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:44 pm
by JTMMusicuk
is it like putting veet on your pubes?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:02 pm
by Gewze
i want to fucking mix
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:04 pm
by ehbes
jameshk wrote:P Daley wrote:Worse thing I've personally ever put on my balls was probably Sonika's mom
Your mom jokes are classy as fuck don't hate.

C'mon now, speaking of which where's Sonika been ?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:09 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
gay camp.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:13 pm
by ehbes
He's back from that was here for a like a day and then hasn't been on....
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:15 pm
by PinUp
Probably trying to find contact details for mala so he can ask to be his apprentice

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:16 pm
by arktrix45hz
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:17 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
oh yea....
hes on a spiritual pilgrimage, trying to become one with dub.
or someshit like that
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:18 pm
by capo ultra
stalking mala
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:18 pm
by Electric_Head
ehbrums1 wrote:He's back from that was here for a like a day and then hasn't been on....
He probably decided that having a new asshole ripped for him on a daily basis is getting old.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:20 pm
by Terpit
Poor Mala
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:57 pm
by teamhobson
PinUp wrote:Johnlenham wrote:teamhobson wrote:How about doing some fucking work PinUp!
How about coming to System hobson!

Piss off Hobson! Come to system and I'll
buy you a pint/sort you out on spliffs all night.
You know the way to a mans heart
Gutted it's clashing with my trip back to the promised land. First time I get to see my woman in over a month though, so I'm gonna be just a sweaty as the system fam haha.
I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'
Haha, so unless you wanna battle my missus lads, it's a no go haha.
Things that pissed me off today - missing another system

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:00 pm
by Electric_Head
teamhobson wrote:
I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'
So you can't tell her you've fallen in love with another man?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:23 pm
by teamhobson
Electric_Head wrote:teamhobson wrote:
I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'
So you can't tell her you've fallen in love with another man?
As if I'm that easy EH, PinUp still has a lot of work to do. The answer is no anyway
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:31 pm
by P Daley
Electric_Head wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:He's back from that was here for a like a day and then hasn't been on....
He probably decided that having a new asshole ripped for him on a daily basis is getting old.
Thought he was into that.
But yeah, Coki's better.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:38 pm
by PinUp
teamhobson wrote:Electric_Head wrote:teamhobson wrote:
I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'
So you can't tell her you've fallen in love with another man?
As if I'm that easy EH, PinUp still has a lot of work to do. The answer is no anyway
One day you'll realise that we were meant to be
By then it'll be to late

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:45 pm
by magma
Just found the "Other" folder in my Facebook inbox. Fuckloads of messages I didn't even know I had including one from a girl I met at a party a few weeks ago who probably now thinks I'm being an aloof dick!
THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR ZUCKERBERG

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:57 pm
by say_whut
a girl I was kind of with a few months back but then sort of fell out with-ish. She must have came back up for uni as I'm sure I seen her walking across the street from the side/back.
I can't stop thinking about it all now
#emo #yungluv #swag
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:01 pm
by magma
say_whut wrote:a girl I was kind of with a few months back but then sort of fell out with-ish. She must have came back up for uni as I'm sure I seen her walking across the street from the side/back.
I can't stop thinking about it all now
#emo #yungluv
Fixed. There is little detectable swag in this post.