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this is why im so devastated

im cheap and lazy

idontreallygiveashit, I put it to you that youdontreallygiveashit.

wat

im a trackies only kinda guy.

i wanna remake a track i did a year ago but all the files are gone. fuck

gym shorts massive

sweat pants massive

Corduroy
Seersucker
Sweatpants
Gym shorts

Nuff said

jayladders wrote:im a trackies only kinda guy.

i wanna remake a track i did a year ago but all the files are gone. fuck

You'd go on a night out in trackies?

i go out in a tracksuit, fuck the haters

what sort of paints do i need to use in order to look like im wearing jeans?

sandy chinos

Ringworm all over my chest and back

House was burgled while me and the fam were in bed.Didn't take much but it wasn't the point,i feel violated and hope something large gets inserted in their arses to make them feel equally violated.Back door got left unlocked and thats how they got in so no chance of claiming.I'm spending the weekend on the sofa with the backdoor wide open and my meat clever nearby just incase the stnuc fancy another try.

lloydy wrote:House was burgled while me and the fam were in bed.Didn't take much but it wasn't the point,i feel violated and hope something large gets inserted in their arses to make them feel equally violated.Back door got left unlocked and thats how they got in so no chance of claiming.I'm spending the weekend on the sofa with the backdoor wide open and my meat clever nearby just incase the stnuc fancy another try.

What stnuc.
Fuck em.

lloydy wrote:I'm spending the weekend on the sofa with the backdoor wide open and my meat clever nearby just incase the stnuc fancy another try.

Not being funny mate, but if you do that and actually do someone in...that's pre-meditated murder

wub wrote: Not being funny mate, but if you do that and actually do someone in...that's pre-meditated murder

To be perfectly honest wub they was in touching distance to my kids so rite about now i feel a 20 year stretch is fucking worth it.

kidshuffle wrote:i go out in a tracksuit, fuck the haters

YOLO

lloydy wrote:House was burgled while me and the fam were in bed.Didn't take much but it wasn't the point,i feel violated and hope something large gets inserted in their arses to make them feel equally violated.Back door got left unlocked and thats how they got in so no chance of claiming.I'm spending the weekend on the sofa with the backdoor wide open and my meat clever nearby just incase the stnuc fancy another try.

why dont u smash a window and claim they broke in..? already called the filth?

lloydy wrote:

wub wrote: Not being funny mate, but if you do that and actually do someone in...that's pre-meditated murder

To be perfectly honest wub they was in touching distance to my kids so rite about now i feel a 20 year stretch is fucking worth it.

Fair play, can't question your principles. Just try and make it look like an accident.


Like, if you're planning to do something like that, keep a pan of raw chopped onions on the hob. That way if it goes down and you've actually stabbed a tnuc, you can crack the heat up and by the time law enforcement arrives you can claim they surprised you during late night cooking and you cut them by mistake.

Hence the burnt onions.

epochalypso wrote:
why dont u smash a window and claim they broke in..? already called the filth?

Yeah,police come round same day.The shit they took isn't worth claiming for,thing is we didn't even notice in the morning.I'm just fuming that my kids were there.The fam are all spooked but i want blood.