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laurent__duval wrote:they didnt find it too funny when they found a condom a few weeks later. proper flipped out about that. one of the few times i've been bollocked by someone else's parets

That's how my parents found out I was getting it in. My Dad, excelling himself at covering his embarassment with fancy words, started the conversation with "I found a wrapper for a.... prophylactic..."

Took me about 5 seconds of blank stare to work out what I was being called out on... he was cool though, he'd clearly been shoved through the door by my Mum and wanted out as soon as possible. I know in the back of his head he was grinning... that girl was FIT.

i sneezed in a very beautiful girls face. and with sneeze i mean a very wet sneeze with a bit of slime sticking on her face.

she never got in touch again with me

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vulvavibration wrote:i sneezed in a very beautiful girls face. and with sneeze i mean a very wet sneeze with a bit of slime sticking on her face.

she never got in touch again with me

I did the same thing once, god knows why she called me again...

all these ninja's who're posting embarrassing stories about shitting their pants but no one noticing are sullying the thread... its not embarrassing if you're the only person who knows you did it

we dont count by the way

Is shit on the side of a school because i didn't want to ruin my exes bathroom. A wise decision.
The same girls mom walked in on me eating her out.... i think the only thing she saw was my extremely pale ass sticking out from under the covers.

i once threw up in the middle of a school assembly, all over the people in front of me. think that particular assembly was being recorded for some school choir bullshit as well

similarly for one school photo we had to stand around for ages before it was taken and i took a turn for the worse and felt really ill like i was going to be sick or faint or something, so had to walk off in front of everyone and find the school nurse. i eventually ended up going back for photo and you can see me stood at the side of everyone else next to the nurse still got the photo at my parents somewhere i think

i fainted in an assembly at school once as well

not fainted since i left school so fuck knows what that was all about

badger wrote:i once threw up in the middle of a school assembly, all over the people in front of me. think that particular assembly was being recorded for some school choir bullshit as well

similarly for one school photo we had to stand around for ages before it was taken and i took a turn for the worse and felt really ill like i was going to be sick or faint or something, so had to walk off in front of everyone and find the school nurse. i eventually ended up going back for photo and you can see me stood at the side of everyone else next to the nurse still got the photo at my parents somewhere i think

i fainted in an assembly at school once as well

not fainted since i left school so fuck knows what that was all about

Reminds me of a moment in primary school when I thought I'd be really fucking funny and tell a friend I had to whisper a secret in his ear, only to let rip with a massive burp... of course, I followed through and accidentally covered him in puke.

We both got the afternoon off.

badger wrote: i fainted in an assembly at school once as well

not fainted since i left school so fuck knows what that was all about

we had a particularly long assembly once for armistice day when i was at secondary school. it was a hot day and the hall had one wall that was entirely glass and the sun was shining right through it, so naturally it was pretty damn hot. normally we didn't get the whole school in there because it wasn't really big enough but to get us all in we had to stand. so there we were, baking hot in blazers and ties, 900 stood in a room built for 500. obviously people started dropping like flies and throwing up. got to a point where so many people had fainted that the guys doing the speeches were getting a bit freaked out and everyone had stopped paying attention. i'd say something in the region of 50-75 people passed out, though i imagine that a good 20 of them just did it as a ploy to get out the dry assembly.

i remember the lad in the year below was sick and everyone was trying to get out the way of his sick as it spread out over the parque.

funny!

laurent__duval wrote:

badger wrote: i fainted in an assembly at school once as well

not fainted since i left school so fuck knows what that was all about

we had a particularly long assembly once for armistice day when i was at secondary school. it was a hot day and the hall had one wall that was entirely glass and the sun was shining right through it, so naturally it was pretty damn hot. normally we didn't get the whole school in there because it wasn't really big enough but to get us all in we had to stand. so there we were, baking hot in blazers and ties, 900 stood in a room built for 500. obviously people started dropping like flies and throwing up. got to a point where so many people had fainted that the guys doing the speeches were getting a bit freaked out and everyone had stopped paying attention. i'd say something in the region of 50-75 people passed out, though i imagine that a good 20 of them just did it as a ploy to get out the dry assembly.

i remember the lad in the year below was sick and everyone was trying to get out the way of his sick as it spread out over the parque.

funny!

looool wtf

laurent__duval wrote:

badger wrote: i fainted in an assembly at school once as well

not fainted since i left school so fuck knows what that was all about

we had a particularly long assembly once for armistice day when i was at secondary school. it was a hot day and the hall had one wall that was entirely glass and the sun was shining right through it, so naturally it was pretty damn hot. normally we didn't get the whole school in there because it wasn't really big enough but to get us all in we had to stand. so there we were, baking hot in blazers and ties, 900 stood in a room built for 500. obviously people started dropping like flies and throwing up. got to a point where so many people had fainted that the guys doing the speeches were getting a bit freaked out and everyone had stopped paying attention. i'd say something in the region of 50-75 people passed out, though i imagine that a good 20 of them just did it as a ploy to get out the dry assembly.

i remember the lad in the year below was sick and everyone was trying to get out the way of his sick as it spread out over the parque.

funny!

Amazing! Did you go to school in a concentration camp?

magma wrote:

laurent__duval wrote:

badger wrote: i fainted in an assembly at school once as well

not fainted since i left school so fuck knows what that was all about

we had a particularly long assembly once for armistice day when i was at secondary school. it was a hot day and the hall had one wall that was entirely glass and the sun was shining right through it, so naturally it was pretty damn hot. normally we didn't get the whole school in there because it wasn't really big enough but to get us all in we had to stand. so there we were, baking hot in blazers and ties, 900 stood in a room built for 500. obviously people started dropping like flies and throwing up. got to a point where so many people had fainted that the guys doing the speeches were getting a bit freaked out and everyone had stopped paying attention. i'd say something in the region of 50-75 people passed out, though i imagine that a good 20 of them just did it as a ploy to get out the dry assembly.

i remember the lad in the year below was sick and everyone was trying to get out the way of his sick as it spread out over the parque.

funny!

Amazing! Did you go to school in a concentration camp?

sort of. lincolnshire all boys grammar school...

laurent__duval wrote:

magma wrote:

laurent__duval wrote:

badger wrote: i fainted in an assembly at school once as well

not fainted since i left school so fuck knows what that was all about

we had a particularly long assembly once for armistice day when i was at secondary school. it was a hot day and the hall had one wall that was entirely glass and the sun was shining right through it, so naturally it was pretty damn hot. normally we didn't get the whole school in there because it wasn't really big enough but to get us all in we had to stand. so there we were, baking hot in blazers and ties, 900 stood in a room built for 500. obviously people started dropping like flies and throwing up. got to a point where so many people had fainted that the guys doing the speeches were getting a bit freaked out and everyone had stopped paying attention. i'd say something in the region of 50-75 people passed out, though i imagine that a good 20 of them just did it as a ploy to get out the dry assembly.

i remember the lad in the year below was sick and everyone was trying to get out the way of his sick as it spread out over the parque.

funny!

Amazing! Did you go to school in a concentration camp?

sort of. lincolnshire all boys grammar school...

from what i remember it was a mix up between the pe teachers. one opened the window and the other, thinking that they were closed and he was opening them closed them again.

Mate of mine got caught talking during a full school assembly, and was made to stand up. Stinkingly hot day in the sports hall, he gets light hearted and faints, face first, into the lap of our history teacher.

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Thereis some fuckin GOLD in that thread.

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You're a wrong'un

We are now combined!

(Context) About 7 years ago I was working as a greenkeeper for a local golf club, which was around a six mile cycle from my house. Every other weekend we had to go in stupidly early to prep the course for the morning play (had to get there for 6am!)
Anyhow my girlfriend, my best bud and I had acquired a large bag of loose bloo's which we were steadily consuming over the course of the Friday night, along with several biffs and beers; I remember at about 1am that I'm meant to be in work in 5 hours, so after much addled deliberation, we decided the best option would be for us not to go to sleep, at the time seeming the most logical conclusion.
I remember getting to the course and attempting to start up one of the machines and drive/wobble it into the nearest bunker, at which point the head greenkeeper must have seen something was amiss, as he helped me off the machine and thrust a rake into my hand, so I waltzed off smiling, a source of great amusement for my co-workers/members.
The next thing I remember was waking up at home sprawled out fully clothed at the bottom of the bed, gradually come to and my lady realises my bike hadn't made it home with me After about an hour of summing up the courage to ring my parents to let them know I'd lost another bike, I ring my mum only for her to tell me the bike was at their house, which was on the way home from the golf course to mine.
Apparently I had called in to theirs at 8am for no reason, and start spouting incoherent ramblings about losing my lady at some rave (fictional) down our local park/dene, so start hammering their housephone trying to reach her, while drifting in and out of sleep at the foot of their stairs. My brother surfaces and is obviously concerned about my 'missing' girlfriend, offering to go down the park with me to try and find her, which just added to my already ridiculous confusion.
Inevitably my parents wouldn't let me cycle back home, despite somehow making it 6 miles and back in more or less one piece, so drove me home, where I passed out, with absolutely NO memory of the morning's antics, all of this was explained to me the following day by my family. Having to try and offer an explanation for these events to my family and co-workers is definitely the most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced!

Fuck me, that thread's a blast from the past Trav... you also won it on the FIRST PAGE. Well done!

parkour_nico wrote:(Context) About 7 years ago I was working as a greenkeeper for a local golf club, which was around a six mile cycle from my house. Every other weekend we had to go in stupidly early to prep the course for the morning play (had to get there for 6am!)
Anyhow my girlfriend, my best bud and I had acquired a large bag of loose bloo's which we were steadily consuming over the course of the Friday night, along with several biffs and beers; I remember at about 1am that I'm meant to be in work in 5 hours, so after much addled deliberation, we decided the best option would be for us not to go to sleep, at the time seeming the most logical conclusion.
I remember getting to the course and attempting to start up one of the machines and drive/wobble it into the nearest bunker, at which point the head greenkeeper must have seen something was amiss, as he helped me off the machine and thrust a rake into my hand, so I waltzed off smiling, a source of great amusement for my co-workers/members.
The next thing I remember was waking up at home sprawled out fully clothed at the bottom of the bed, gradually come to and my lady realises my bike hadn't made it home with me After about an hour of summing up the courage to ring my parents to let them know I'd lost another bike, I ring my mum only for her to tell me the bike was at their house, which was on the way home from the golf course to mine.
Apparently I had called in to theirs at 8am for no reason, and start spouting incoherent ramblings about losing my lady at some rave (fictional) down our local park/dene, so start hammering their housephone trying to reach her, while drifting in and out of sleep at the foot of their stairs. My brother surfaces and is obviously concerned about my 'missing' girlfriend, offering to go down the park with me to try and find her, which just added to my already ridiculous confusion.
Inevitably my parents wouldn't let me cycle back home, despite somehow making it 6 miles and back in more or less one piece, so drove me home, where I passed out, with absolutely NO memory of the morning's antics, all of this was explained to me the following day by my family. Having to try and offer an explanation for these events to my family and co-workers is definitely the most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced!

I've reached uncontrollable giggles now.... must.... stop.... reading....