nowaysj wrote:Just came out of a big box hardware store (home depot for those stateside) and my daughter and I were carrying stuff out (no bags in the bay area anymore, it is totally awesome), and I asked my daughter to hold the receipt, she started putting it in her pocket, and I was like, keep it out. She was like, why? I, in a hurry and a generally brusk dad (I hate shlepping shit), was like, just do it! So we're walking out, and I'm like, we have to keep our receipt out, so the store knows that we bought this shit, otherwise, you could just grab stuff off the shelf and walk out. INSTANTLY she goes, well, you could just keep an old receipt, go to the shelves get what you want and walk out... age nine is already seeing paths towards petty larceny. She is sweet and is smart as a tack, much smarter than her dad, which is quite a feat , 4.0 student, but at age 9 that vision has already cast its gaze on the darkness.
I think i nicked a toy car from tesco when I was 6.
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:07 am
by CreamLord
I stole 6p from my aunt once
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:37 am
by rickyarbino
I knew a guy who claimed to have lost his virginity to his aunt, so you could say that he stole his aunt from his uncle.
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:42 am
by CreamLord
A whole new level
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:54 am
by rockonin
GreenWaffle wrote:I stole 6p from my aunt once
6x1ps or 5p+1p?
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:10 am
by CreamLord
3 2ps
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:06 am
by rockonin
GreenWaffle wrote:3 2ps
Ooooooh i didn't think of that combination
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:09 am
by CreamLord
I remember I kept it in my coat pocket and one day my dad somehow found it and his like where'd you get this and for some reason I felt so guilty so I just confessed to stealing it rather than saying I found it on the floor or something and he ended up giving me a slap
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:15 am
by RKM
treat em mean keep em keen
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:16 am
by nowaysj
Seems like he already was keen, and had it beat out of him?
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:19 pm
by CreamLord
I've had many things beat out of me
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:27 pm
by Harkat
I beat a lot of "things" out of myself
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:41 pm
by CreamLord
Mate
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:01 pm
by DrGatineau
I actually really like this tune. This is some quality fuggin el-b despite the association w/ disclosure
can't find it anywhere on the internet including for pay. would anyone be so kind as to send it to me or link me a place to purchase or DL?
EDIT: nvm i found it i think
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:00 pm
by ehbes
Let It Go is a great song
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:10 pm
by CreamLord
Frozen or Ferg
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:32 pm
by ehbes
Frozen
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:01 pm
by Harkat
^Boy have I got the thing for you
Re: SNH Confession Box
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:24 pm
by CreamLord
Lol I can't remember if someone here posted that or if I saw it on fb
, 4.0 student, but at age 9 that vision has already cast its gaze on the darkness.
