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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:05 am
by oleedee
those are jokes, thanks for response to mine dood
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:15 pm
by djinn
last night, I dreamt I was mining diamonds at the north pole on an iceberg with loads of other people.... like a mad rush to get as many diamonds in your pockets as possible
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:49 pm
by harlesden
i was back in sixth form and my english teacher was playing drum and bass in her lesson
she then told me she was going to BANG FACE that night and we had a nice little chat about wrong music

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:26 pm
by pdomino
Your welcome dude
Fuck it, I ..... AM ..... THE DREAM DOCTOR
macroclimate wrote:All I can remember was walking into this big room, there were clothes strewn all over the place, it looked like somebody's messy room, but way bigger and with no furniture. There was this chick in the middle of the room on the ground, looked kinda rag-dolled. And there was this dude that was doing professional wrestling moves on her! He'd like run from the wall and bodyslam this chick lying on the ground, he'd be like elbow-dropping him and all sorts of stuff... and every time he did it sparks would shoot everywhere. In retrospect it sounds kinda fucked up, but in the dream it was funny, like the girl wasn't hurt or something.
Wrestling
To dream that you are wrestling, signifies that your are grappling with a problem in your personal or professional life. You are dealing with ideas and habits that need to be brought back into control.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:21 pm
by thief
A sure sign I've been here a bit much lately... should I be worried?
Last night I dreamed Shonky died. I didn't see it happen, I think I heard it on the news. It was very sad. They did a posthumous "This is you life" on him. He looked like a small, slightly androgenous, part asian man with long hair. Footage included in the show had him playing quite a complex and impressive piece of music on a guitar-like instument that was fashioned in the shape of a rifle, and breaking a record at the velodrome.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:27 pm
by Jubz
He looked like a small, slightly androgenous, part asian man with long hair
Fucking hell that is freaky man, that is SPOT ON.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:33 pm
by pdomino
ha ha ha
Death
To dream about the death of a loved one, suggests that you are lacking a certain aspect or quality that the loved one embodies. Ask yourself what makes this person special or what do you like about him. It is that very quality that you are lacking in your own relationship or circumstances. Alternatively, it indicates that whatever that person represents has no part in your own life.�
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:24 am
by thief
pdomino wrote:ha ha ha
Death
To dream about the death of a loved one, suggests that you are lacking a certain aspect or quality that the loved one embodies. Ask yourself what makes this person special or what do you like about him. It is that very quality that you are lacking in your own relationship or circumstances. Alternatively, it indicates that whatever that person represents has no part in your own life.�
Hmm... loved one? I'm not sure we're quite there yet (no offence shonky, i'm certainly fond of your biting sarcasm and I did feel distressed at the news of your passing). As for qualities, it must be ham or cynicism - and my life is truly blessed with copious quantities of these...

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:14 pm
by morro_e
twas all bout freakin DEA trina take me in. i wuz crossing the river on my own to escape

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:11 pm
by bright maroon
I had a nice odd dream sometime earlier today - I don't know if I want to share it though..
It wasn't a sex dream or anything exciting in that way..
but I will tell you that it was a dark underwater dream, and that I liked it.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:18 pm
by iamangelaplease
i woke up shaking from the bad dream i had.
my hair was being cut off and then all of a sudden this asshole decided that he is going to cut open my thigh and drink the blood.
yeah, dont know.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:24 pm
by datura
ang wrote:i woke up shaking from the bad dream i had.
my hair was being cut off and then all of a sudden this asshole decided that he is going to cut open my thigh and drink the blood.
yeah, dont know.
*backs slowly away from this thread*
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:44 pm
by kidlogic
Alright, so I finally remembered one this morning...
I was at a place I normaly go to, like a conglomerate of all the places Ive lived in my life rolled into one...
I was driving a big Ford F150 pickup, like a late 70s model, (the one with the red orange and yellow pinstripes on black, weird how many details I remember sometimes - I even remember the seat covers, anyway...)
I was driving and my roomate was riding shotgun...
I knew I had been driving on the same road we were on "earlier in the day" by myself (possibly an earlier dream, I woke up several times this morning and went right back to sleep)...
So, we're driving down this dirt road, in the woods along side a lake/pond... we come up to a point in the road where a stream which fed the lake was flooded... there was a stump by the side of the roadnear the bank of the stream... I turned to my roomate Billy and said, "Dont worry, Ill just jump it" in a Im-messing-with-you kinda way, "knowing" from earlier that the stream was actually really shallow and I could drive through it...
I floored the gas, hit the stump and launched that truck into the water, expecting to land and speed through the mud, but the stream was all the sudden 50-60 feet deep... the truck starts sinking slowly, nose first, like a ship going down, so I jumped in the water and grabbed the whole front end, chest to the hood with my arms extended to the sides and holding the truck by the wheel wells...
I tossed it back up onto the shore like it was no thing (from a swimming position, mind you), we hopped back in and drove back looking for a different way around the lake, laughing like it happened all the time...
A little while down the road, Billy got out for no reason and I got distracted looking for another way down the road... here the dream gets fuzzy again... I think I woke up again and fell back asleep with a new dream...
Think it means anything?
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:46 pm
by datura
kidlogic wrote:Think it means anything?
nope
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:29 am
by kins83
I had a couple of dreams last night, they both woke me up, but one was particularly nasty. In one dream I was just arguing with my ex (don't think that needs interpretation). The second one was proper fucked, and I'm not sure I want to write it cos people will think I'm a nutter.
I was just chatting to some matey, and he was warning me about these wasp things that were flying about. Just as one landed on me, he said something like "and once they land on you, they burrow". Which it did.
So I had these little green and red, ant sized wasp things landing on me, burrowing into my skin, and me frantically squeezing them out like spots, pulling them out and lobbing them away. There weren't loads, just a steady stream. I woke up pretty scared, checking my legs and stuff.
What does this mean (apart from the fact that I'm fucked up)? By the way, I've started to give up smoking and was on nicorette for the first time - you reckon that may have had summat to do with it?
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:09 pm
by Jubz
Ok I was in a big, modern, marble and glass constructed hall that could be compared to a smart train station. It had 3 escalators coming from a raised area down to the floor in the middle of the space. It was a busy place and Liam gallagher was there with his entourage but it transpired that he was racist. Him and his entourage were going around badgering people of all colours and generally creating an intimidating mood.
I was disgusted that somebody I used to look up to in my childhood could be such a complete tnuc. He was on the raised area with his entourage so I took an escalator up to tell him what a prick I thought he was but as I got to the top I couldn't get at him; too many people were in the way. I turned and faced an escalator that was going down but it changed direction, at the same time I jumped on it and slid down the stairs like I was on a slide.
I did this with my fist in the air and tried to shout "Smash Racism" at the top of my voice but it came out quietly and strained; although everybody still heard and cheered and expressed genral agreement. I got up and Liam gallagher came down to badger us masses but we stood up to him and his crew!
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:26 pm
by gena
Had a crazy guy stalking me many years ago. Had a dream about him last night... He looked a lot older, but was still mental. He was going to make my house explode

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:33 pm
by nesslei
i had a dream my ex-boyfriend cooked me eggs.
ra-ra-raaaaaandom.
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:53 pm
by jred
i had this dream last night i was at a uni lecture/movie <(yeah that it was a dream alright ) and these guys were being picks .....so i told em as much (as ya do) anyways i got outa this thing and for some reason (fuck knows why) i had a bag of 12s with me ,n these guys were giving me shit tryin a take my bag ... so i spilt ..bolt off into the night so ta speak ,they chase me all angery n what not ,so im running into this industerial area bag weighing me down more worried about my 12s than anything ,doing these insane jumps offa carpark buildings ... then all of a sudden i realise i cant run no more ................ pricks are catching up im outa breath gets to much for my pea brain ..... i wake up all uninpressed cant go back to sleep . fucking stnuc got me FUCK .
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:05 pm
by *grand*
your mind telling you you need to try harder and what ever it is your going to do or you will fail.. insert ashley
with an epic fail pic!