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Sleeve session #5 today. More work on my Beethoven piece.

Ferryman wrote:Sleeve session #5 today. More work on my Beethoven piece.

Wheres the drop?

Terpit wrote:

Ferryman wrote:Sleeve session #5 today. More work on my Beethoven piece.

Wheres the drop?

It's chillstep mate. It doesn't drop.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same f*ck!ng elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

Fucking looooooool did you just make that whole thing up!? Fuck me...

scattybeanhead wrote:oh god that poor kid has no idea what's going on does he

Probably does now

Friend of mine just offered use of his villa in Majorca to me and the missus, all got to pay for is the flights (€50 return from Madrid)

Electric_Head

I thought it was going to have a heart warming ending

Electric_Head wrote:In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same f*ck!ng elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

amazing!

Dont Get It Twisted 2 arrived <3

Job interview today

Electric_Head wrote:In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same f*ck!ng elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

Been thinking my standard running route was about 4km, Google Maps tells me it's actually just over 6.

33% fitter than I thought.

Had a great festival this weekend, despite the searing heat.

magma wrote:Been thinking my standard running route was about 4km, Google Maps tells me it's actually just over 6.

33% fitter than I thought.

Or, depending on how fit you feel, you're actually 33% shitter than yesterday.

sub:stance in the moat at Dimensions

scuba -> surgeon -> shackleton -> blawan/sigha

fuckin YESSS, thats thursday night sorted

my mates been in the uk for like a week and they are already rolling deep with yunx and toast in the rinse studio getting drunk during his show

innamind uk takeover oh gosh

fassyman wrote:sub:stance in the moat at Dimensions

scuba -> surgeon -> shackleton -> blawan/sigha

fuckin YESSS, thats thursday night sorted

although will probs fuck off scuba for mala/kode 9 on mungos

fassyman wrote:

fassyman wrote:sub:stance in the moat at Dimensions

scuba -> surgeon -> shackleton -> blawan/sigha

fuckin YESSS, thats thursday night sorted

although will probs fuck off scuba for mala/kode 9 on mungos

Yeah that exodus line up looks ridiculous!