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Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:24 pm
by pikeymobile
cityzen wrote:particle-jim wrote:still tried to act like hard men and would insult the openly gay kids at school for being gay
There were
openly gay kids at your school?!? Oh how times have changed. In my day you woulda got stabbed just for knowing what fellatio means!
there were openly gay people at my school, and i live in a proper inbred hillbilly town where everyone's mentally racist
i ended up living with the most 'obvious' gay one, and now i'm going to be best man at his wedding in 3 weeks
thats my relevant anecdote to this fred
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:25 pm
by wolf89
Dead Rats wrote:kay wrote:wolf89 wrote:Why do people ignore the fact that bisexuals exist?
Never worked this out. I guess people are just more comfortable with having purely diametrically opposed options (yes/no, right/wrong).
It's not really something I think anything about, to be honest. I'd probably say it has more to do with how your brain is shaped from growing up. As an animal, I am naturally attracted to women. I cannot explain why I'm not attracted to men.
Yeah it's not that that the problem is it's the fact that people seem to think that you're either gay or straight and forget it's possible to be anything else.
Like earlier someone said "Well, I would say that he has been bummed so he is gay, you cant change the fact that you wanted to be bummed. I understand you though, like how could you not know if you want to be bummed or not, if you dont get sexually attracted by hot bois then you dont wanna be bummed."
Which completely disregards the fact that you could be fucked in the ass but still be into girls. Get me??
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:27 pm
by pikeymobile
i wish i was man enough to be bummed
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:28 pm
by pikeymobile
it does seem pretty fun
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:29 pm
by Forum
pikeymobile wrote:i wish i was man enough to be bummed
You seem to be obsessed with the subject
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:29 pm
by pikeymobile
i make passing comments and then people like you always call me up on it and it ends up a 3 page discussion
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:37 pm
by wolf89
Or you just want to be bummed?
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:40 pm
by pikeymobile
i mean, it'd be arrogant to assume i won't like it
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:42 pm
by Forum
I dont see why anyone from either gender would want something stuck up their ass
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:42 pm
by pikeymobile
cos its fun bro
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:45 pm
by wolf89
Well, for men there are certain things to be gained (prostate related fun for one) by having something poking about in your ass. Not sure if it really is good though as I've never had anything in the ass but I've heard people say it's good and I doubt they'd lie about it. What would be the point?
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:46 pm
by Dub_freak
southstar wrote:I dont see why anyone from either gender would want something stuck up their ass
Because for men it is very pleasurable, dont know about girls though...
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:47 pm
by Ba-zinga
1 time i was scooting over in a van
sat on a seatbelt. no bueno
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:48 pm
by pikeymobile
nuff nerve endings up there
and protip: sex is more than just a dick going in a hole

Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:50 pm
by BNanni
wolf89 wrote:Well, for men there are certain things to be gained (prostate related fun for one) by having something poking about in your ass. Not sure if it really is good though as I've never had anything in the ass but I've heard people say it's good and I doubt they'd lie about it. What would be the point?
I had a male friend who would ask his girlfriend to do things to his ass. Always recommended it to other male friends saying it was really enjoyable.
Not sure where I was going with that, I just want in on the conversation

Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:51 pm
by Forum
I dont care how pleasurable it is, nothing's ever going up there..
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:53 pm
by Dub_freak
yeah that would be totally gay...
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:55 pm
by Dead Rats
southstar wrote:I dont care how pleasurable it is, nothing's ever going up there..
Both poppered and coked up after an all-nighter in Soho, would a chance meeting between you an Van Persie change your mind

Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:57 pm
by Forum
maybe if he signs that contract...
Re: Club Douche
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:01 pm
by Lichee
(Pada) wrote:Lichee wrote:Fucking funny cos he just got bummed and everyone knew, surely you know if you want to get bummed and give blowys
Hilarious

it was, he got bummed and realised he really didn't like it. That is very very funny. It still makes me laugh. Maybe you have to actually know this guy to see why it's so funny, it's almost like when your mate shags a fat bird and regrets it, but instead it's this