Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:50 pm
that new mark wahlberg thing 'the happening' is really fuckin shit.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:18 am
the mist what a total load of absolute bollocks
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:37 am
agreed...nfektd_kid wrote:the mist what a total load of absolute bollocks
thank god i was watchin it with the bird,
and what a jokes/fucked up ending!
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:02 am
Its all subjective but....Diss04 wrote:you stoopide, i likes both of deseikeaboy wrote: Brick (I could abide with the dialogue)
Knocked Up (good funny parts ruined by uncomfortable emo bits)
Brick is a pile of overly self knowing cack. I see what their trying to do with it and they missed the target by a mile, the film had good points but even Hitler loved animals.
Knocked up to me was like Scrubs- very funny until the "and I learned that day blah blah vomit" part where we all get to learn and grow and man hug and cry.
And I liked Juno, sue me
And I will have to check out that Irish Martial Arts flick on youtube- Deadly
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:34 am
I am sure it has been sed b4
Grease, this is the biggest pile of shit ever filmed, and made even worse by the ridiculous fangroup and hype.
in fact any film that centres around teen drama interpreted through dance or song.
makes me sick.
Grease, this is the biggest pile of shit ever filmed, and made even worse by the ridiculous fangroup and hype.
in fact any film that centres around teen drama interpreted through dance or song.
makes me sick.Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:23 am
Yes! It is hilarious. If just to see the performance of Mikey from Boyzone. To paraphrase Dennis Pennis, he was so wooden it looked like someone had thrown a chair in front of the camera.Frodo wrote:Step away from the Internets.Diss04 wrote:tron is cack
Anyways, here's the definition of a film that's so bad that it's good. It's an Irish (yes, Irish) martial arts film from 1998.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Deviation
Fatal Deviation is a low-budget cult film produced and set in Trim, County Meath, Ireland. Produced in 1998, it enjoys the distinction of being Ireland's first full-length martial arts film. The film stars real-life martial arts enthusiast James Bennett. Despite proceeding straight to video without a theatrical release, Fatal Deviation has through word-of-mouth become a much sought-after release and, indeed, something of a cult classic. Admirers cite its unusual and enchanting rural setting; its extensive use of local individuals with no acting experience or training to fill key roles; the protagonist's many memorable one-liners (e.g. "Fuck you and your gun, ya prick"); and the undeniable charisma and magnetism of its star. The film is also notable for its many plot holes, continuity errors, incoherent dialogue, badly-dubbed sound effects and a scene involving the consumption of cocaine using a Dunnes Stores Value Clubcard.
It's on youtube in 8 parts, first part is here.
I watched this film last night and it is seriously one of the best things I have seen in my whole life.
Recently watched 'The Ruins'. Some mildly jumpy bits but pretty much shite all round.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:36 am
noooooooooo!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!Diss04 wrote:tron is cack
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:45 am
this.eLBe wrote:I am sure it has been sed b4
Grease, this is the biggest pile of shit ever filmed, and made even worse by the ridiculous fangroup and hype.
in fact any film that centres around teen drama interpreted through dance or song.
high school musical was fucking shit also, if i could hunt down and kill high school musical cast i would
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:21 pm
Shit, my sister has both of high school musical!dubluke wrote:this.eLBe wrote:I am sure it has been sed b4
Grease, this is the biggest pile of shit ever filmed, and made even worse by the ridiculous fangroup and hype.
in fact any film that centres around teen drama interpreted through dance or song.
high school musical was fucking shit also, if i could hunt down and kill high school musical cast i would
And watches it all the time!
Havent seen such a crap ass idea for a movie for a long time!
Complete stereotypical brainwash!
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:09 pm
Paycheck with ben affleck, a jon woo film aswell...utter dog eggs!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:02 am
probably the worst film i've ever seen is Jerry Maguire. (anything with Tom Cruise is shit, except for Eyes Wide Shut and Mission Impossible II)
The Ninth Gate is a load of crap too.
The Ninth Gate is a load of crap too.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:08 am
danny bwoy wrote:(anything with Tom Cruise is shit, except for Eyes Wide Shut and Mission Impossible II
What about Magnolia? Vanilla Sky?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:03 am
Magnolia would actually be alright without him, but Tom Cruise as a sex guru? come on!Frodo wrote:danny bwoy wrote:(anything with Tom Cruise is shit, except for Eyes Wide Shut and Mission Impossible II
What about Magnolia? Vanilla Sky?
haven't seen Vanilla Sky, but can't imagine it's anything as good as Abre los Ojos (of which it is a remake).
MI II is fucking stylish! (John Woo = GOD)
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:37 am
The Ninth Gate was like a made for TV sort of thing - But I still enjoyed it - would not rate it too high...danny bwoy wrote:The Ninth Gate is a load of crap too.
I like those hokey psuedo satanic themes...like sin eaters working for the church...
In the late 80's there were lots of 11:00 TV films about high school witch girls who were courted by satanists...They always showed these creepy alters and chalices and sacrifices...
Never liked slasher films..but The Omen, Exorcist, and Amityville..they really messed me up for awhile..at that tender age..
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:42 am
..on the 9th Gate again..I think it also appeals to that romantic concept of Europe...sort of like, The Talented Mr. Ripley..or The Italian Job..
Travel Fantasy..
Travel Fantasy..
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:01 pm
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:42 pm
little man. i could have strangled a horse to death after watching that shit.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:38 pm
On first viewing Cloverfield was amazing, but on secondary viewing, it seemed a bit pants. The ultimate goal of the director seems to show society as a narcissistic bastard child of technology and selfishness. The main character doesnt even register his brother is dead until 3/4 of the way through the film because he's chasing the "love of his life," as a giant monster tears through NYC.
Exit wounds - SHIT. Steven Segal past his prime, and DMX... says it all really.
The Business - SHIT. The poor man's Snatch. Danny Dyer is a bit shite in it aswell.
Child's play - I guess it was good for it's time, but i watched it in the late 90's and teen angst/apathy was in good flow - the descensitisation of violence from "Wes craven's new nightmare," and "Scream," had also kicked in, so a child like doll running around killing everyone seemed tame... esp if you could tie the little wanker up with jubilee clips and set the fucker on fire in a "wicker people," esque ritual to kaali, with marylin manson playing in the background.
Exit wounds - SHIT. Steven Segal past his prime, and DMX... says it all really.
The Business - SHIT. The poor man's Snatch. Danny Dyer is a bit shite in it aswell.
Child's play - I guess it was good for it's time, but i watched it in the late 90's and teen angst/apathy was in good flow - the descensitisation of violence from "Wes craven's new nightmare," and "Scream," had also kicked in, so a child like doll running around killing everyone seemed tame... esp if you could tie the little wanker up with jubilee clips and set the fucker on fire in a "wicker people," esque ritual to kaali, with marylin manson playing in the background.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:26 pm
Anything with nicholas cage in it.
The film could have been more or less of some quality until the casting director finds cage a part and all goes to pot.
I mean windtalkers....fuck me he's annoying.
The film could have been more or less of some quality until the casting director finds cage a part and all goes to pot.
I mean windtalkers....fuck me he's annoying.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:51 am
Haha...I hadn't thought about that movie in years! That flick probably had the longest rollerblade scene ever put on film.Sqwol wrote:Airborn is a classicI used to love that movie, i don't think i would like it now though.