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Dead Rats wrote:I've already disassembled the phone and placed the parts face-down in my bosses in-tray. I've also switched the air-con onto the "Lowest level of fucking hell" temperature, so hopefully in about an hour or so it'll all condense and I'll be all happy and lovely again.

That, or the mixture of electricity, water and heat manage to ignite my bosses in-tray, which quickly spreads throughout the whole shop, engulfing every women and baby, infernoing them all into a soppy, moist puddle of flesh flotsam. DEAD CHILDREN AND WOMEN, OLD BEAN, DEAD CHILDREN AND WOMEN.

Here's hoping.

Wow.

miscreant wrote:

pikeymobile wrote:Just bought a laughing gas machine and 360 canisters, but I was meant to buy 96. Helly bank charges galore

you've got to laugh though eh?

Fuck that, I also just got told that my mate would've given me his machine for free. FML

I just hope for your sake it was more solid than not

fretn wrote:Friend of mine got involved in a fight yesterday, it was his birthday, he was completely innocent. They punched him on his face several times, i quikly ran over to him, had a punch in the face, but it didn't hurt (was too drunk for that ). Then a relative of mine ran over to us with a big beer glass and slammed it on the attackers head, it turns out the guy was brought to the e.r.! But at least he had his share.
now it's almost afternoon and i've got a huge hangover

It isn't always fun at the Belgian sea side

feeling like shit over my flight
burping patron and wings -
@ 10 am
going out of town and my house looking like shiit

Just bought some vinyls and forgot my decks are back home and not in uni. GAY!

i drunk texted my x girlfriend last night...fuck me

manillathrilla wrote:i drunk texted my x girlfriend last night...fuck me

What did it say?
Drunk text messages are not the one...

basically gave her sob story begging her to get back together with me...just pushin her farther away

just had a shit day...people in general just get to me, i'm beggining to get irritated with psychology a level; as a personal interest, they've done a suberb job of making it seem like the most dull and pointless subject ever . being followed onto the bus home by someone i PRAY TO THE HEAVENS does not think i'm his freind because he's talked to me, intent on talking to me about his over opinionated questionable views on communism etc. while on an uncormfortably crowded bus . i think i may just be having one of those days where things get to me easily but i just feel like fucking shit.

got a cure for a shit thursday... binge drink and smoke a pack of cigs

Breaking in new shoes



fuck blisters

danrev wrote:Breaking in new shoes



fuck blisters

I broke in some new shoes about 3 years ago, both my big toenails have been ingrowing ever since, despite multiple doctors stabbing away and cutting shards of nail out

NilsFG wrote:

fretn wrote:Friend of mine got involved in a fight yesterday, it was his birthday, he was completely innocent. They punched him on his face several times, i quikly ran over to him, had a punch in the face, but it didn't hurt (was too drunk for that ). Then a relative of mine ran over to us with a big beer glass and slammed it on the attackers head, it turns out the guy was brought to the e.r.! But at least he had his share.
now it's almost afternoon and i've got a huge hangover

It isn't always fun at the Belgian sea side

was in Gent btw.

fretn wrote:

NilsFG wrote:

fretn wrote:Friend of mine got involved in a fight yesterday, it was his birthday, he was completely innocent. They punched him on his face several times, i quikly ran over to him, had a punch in the face, but it didn't hurt (was too drunk for that ). Then a relative of mine ran over to us with a big beer glass and slammed it on the attackers head, it turns out the guy was brought to the e.r.! But at least he had his share.
now it's almost afternoon and i've got a huge hangover

It isn't always fun at the Belgian sea side

was in Gent btw.

miljaar

Also you going to hatcha & youngsta in Gent in a few weeks? And Benga/Skream?

i went to the gym this morning...and in the middle of the session i went to the water fountain...and somebody put spat their gum out in the fountain. that really fuckin annoys me....for some reason

the fucking police.

untrained, uneducated, unprofessional, amature monkeys for hire. it's your job, at least do the fucking thing properly.

Wanted to go out for the first time in a long time tonight to see some good people, but the walk is a mission and my mate bailed on me to hang out with one of my other "friends" who was ignoring me all day yesterday for no apparent reason, wouldn't even make eye contact and wouldn't reply when I talked to him, jesus.

drokkr wrote:the fucking police.

untrained, uneducated, unprofessional, amature monkeys for hire. it's your job, at least do the fucking thing properly.

I'm all for law enforcement as a concept, just I think most rozzers should atleast have a mandatory in depth knowledge about what the fuck they're enforcing.

pikeymobile wrote:

drokkr wrote:the fucking police.

untrained, uneducated, unprofessional, amature monkeys for hire. it's your job, at least do the fucking thing properly.

I'm all for law enforcement as a concept, just I think most rozzers should atleast have a mandatory in depth knowledge about what the fuck they're enforcing.

my point exactly.