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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:08 am
by faultier
Nevalo wrote:apparently if you taze someones face for long enough, their eyes will explode/melt.
the more you know

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:41 am
by jayladders
Nevalo wrote:apparently if you taze someones face for long enough, their eyes will explode/melt.

so they could get blind either way
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:06 am
by LA_Boxers
Personally I reckon the blind dude WAS holding a samauri sword, but he thought it was his white stick. Then started waving it round showing then it wasnt a samauri sword......when infact it was.

Taser was deserved.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:39 pm
by garethom
jayladders wrote:Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it
sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:52 pm
by wub
I once had a nightmare that Tony Soprano caught me shagging Meadow and bummed me as punishment.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:01 pm
by Terpit
wub wrote:I once had a nightmare that Tony Soprano caught me shagging Meadow and bummed me as punishment.
best thing ive read in a while

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:03 pm
by jayladders
garethom wrote:
jayladders wrote:Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it
sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something
Fuck off mate. I have night terrors as clear as day because of a condition and talking about it to people is supposed to help. I tried typing it out but I couldn't so I just typed as much as I could. Don't try and belittle me over something you aren't willing to understand.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:10 pm
by particle-jim
garethom wrote:
jayladders wrote:Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it
sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something
http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-inf ... imination/

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:33 pm
by LACE
jayladders wrote:
garethom wrote:
jayladders wrote:Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it
sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something
Fuck off mate. I have night terrors as clear as day because of a condition and talking about it to people is supposed to help. I tried typing it out but I couldn't so I just typed as much as I could. Don't try and belittle me over something you aren't willing to understand.
maybe SNH isn't the forum for you to talk about these matters

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:35 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
what happened in the nightmare?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:40 pm
by mo_respect
noam wrote:Ee-da-puss in work boots...

GHETTO PSYSCHE-OLOGY!!

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These are sick

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:59 pm
by garethom
particle-jim wrote:
garethom wrote:
jayladders wrote:Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it
sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something
http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-inf ... imination/
lol, knew something like that was coming. Chatting wet.

Am I mind reader dude? You say you've had a nightmare, and from that I'm supposed to grasp you've "got a condition" and I'm not willing to understand? Chatting wet.

This is the SNH, not a support group. If you wanted to talk about your condition, go and talk about it, don't just say it's a nightmare, or people are gonna assume that you had a fucking nightmare. Not that much of a reach to see my point, is it?

Also, don't call me mate and tell me to fuck off in the same sentence. :4:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:12 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
ur being a twat mate, fuck off out of here pally






jk ^_^

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:14 pm
by herbs
Just remembered one of my 50 Euro notes was used as a beak funnel in Ibiza and I didn't get it back. What would be a good method of flushing out who claimed it?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:19 pm
by herbs
oh and I once dreamt I had chopped up some bodies (didn't dream doing it) and was walking around with the parts in bin liners searching for a good place to burn them.

I have to admit it shook me up a little

(not really...I got straight up and cooked bacon. yum)

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:22 pm
by jayladders
garethom wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
garethom wrote:
jayladders wrote:Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it
sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something
http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-inf ... imination/
lol, knew something like that was coming. Chatting wet.

Am I mind reader dude? You say you've had a nightmare, and from that I'm supposed to grasp you've "got a condition" and I'm not willing to understand? Chatting wet.

This is the SNH, not a support group. If you wanted to talk about your condition, go and talk about it, don't just say it's a nightmare, or people are gonna assume that you had a fucking nightmare. Not that much of a reach to see my point, is it?

Also, don't call me mate and tell me to fuck off in the same sentence. :4:
You 'knew something like that was coming' and yet you posted your little piece anyway? Perhaps if you weren't intent on posting only to dig at other people/scoff at something without knowing the picture, you wouldn't come across as such a bore.

Fuck off and mate in same sentence = irony

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:24 pm
by dickman69
I had a horrible day yesterday...

dnt ask me bout it tho

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:26 pm
by ehbes
rayman612 wrote:I had a horrible day yesterday...

dnt ask me bout it tho
Fish killer!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:39 pm
by chekov
having to download an hour set's worth of tunes for tomorrow, it's so hard to find decent downloads of stuff these days

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:44 pm
by wub
chekov wrote:having to download an hour set's worth of tunes for tomorrow, it's so hard to find decent downloads of stuff these days
:|





Also, just had some snidey little shitbag send me chase emails for most of the afternoon on something I'm working on, copying in the world & his dog so everyone can see that he's repeatedly asking me to do something, then when I finally do it and send it to him he only sends the thank you/job well done email to me and doesn't copy anyone in.

Man has just made my shit list big time and is in for a world of bureaucratic hurt next week :evil: