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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:51 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
Trees > Pikeys
He's got a point

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:52 pm
by ReDead
ultraspatial wrote:
ReDead wrote:I honestly don't feel safe around police. My friend got arrested a couple weeks back for smoking a cigarette at a football game. No confrontation, he simply asked the cop where he could smoke, the cop pushed him and when he got back up, the cop slammed on on his chest and arrested him. I yelled at the cop that he's a minor so the cop pushed him face first into a car and said "no, he's a fucking bitch".
I carry a telescopic riot baton on me for just such occasions
Those things are way too heavy. I used to carry one on me but the only time I should have used it I completely forgot about it.
I don't even carry weapons anymore, pacifist life yo.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:55 pm
by ehbes
Nevalo wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:then u is breaking the law pal
we shouldn't have been stopped in the first place!

and, it was $50.... i was broke after that and had nothing to show for it :(
your fault for being brown innit

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:56 pm
by garethom
ultraspatial wrote:
ReDead wrote:I honestly don't feel safe around police. My friend got arrested a couple weeks back for smoking a cigarette at a football game. No confrontation, he simply asked the cop where he could smoke, the cop pushed him and when he got back up, the cop slammed on on his chest and arrested him. I yelled at the cop that he's a minor so the cop pushed him face first into a car and said "no, he's a fucking bitch".
I carry a telescopic riot baton on me for just such occasions
I was recently stopped for speeding. The police offers were very polite, explained my misdeeds and gave me helpful information on how and when I should hand in my licence within a week. They offered me the option to challenge the charge in court, to which I politely declined. After that, they wished me a safe drive home.

Then I got out the car and smashed him in the back of the head with a telescopic riot baton.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:57 pm
by Molzie
should of been wearing ya ralph lauren polo and boaties nev

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:57 pm
by ReDead
ehbrums1 wrote: your fault for being brown innit
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:59 pm
by ehbes
Molzie wrote:should of been wearing ya ralph lauren polo and boaties nev
nah son, if you really wanna bring down the brown you gotta go VV instead of polo :W:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:00 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
:corncry: :corncry: :corncry:

it was summer, of course id be in my hightops & basketball singlet

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:01 pm
by ultraspatial
garethom wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:
ReDead wrote:I honestly don't feel safe around police. My friend got arrested a couple weeks back for smoking a cigarette at a football game. No confrontation, he simply asked the cop where he could smoke, the cop pushed him and when he got back up, the cop slammed on on his chest and arrested him. I yelled at the cop that he's a minor so the cop pushed him face first into a car and said "no, he's a fucking bitch".
I carry a telescopic riot baton on me for just such occasions
I was recently stopped for speeding. The police offers were very polite, explained my misdeeds and gave me helpful information on how and when I should hand in my licence within a week. They offered me the option to challenge the charge in court, to which I politely declined. After that, they wished me a safe drive home.

Then I got out the car and smashed him in the back of the head with a telescopic riot baton.
:lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:02 pm
by ehbes
Nevalo wrote::corncry: :corncry: :corncry:

it was summer, of course id be in my hightops & basketball singlet
not your pleated chino shorts and topsiders? :a:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:02 pm
by mo_respect
Nevalo wrote::corncry: :corncry: :corncry:

it was summer, of course id be in my hightops & basketball singlet
looks like you're gunna be hoopin in the pen, son

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:04 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
would any of you really hit a police officer?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:04 pm
by Molzie
shit no. you crazy

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:05 pm
by ReDead
garethom wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:
ReDead wrote:I honestly don't feel safe around police. My friend got arrested a couple weeks back for smoking a cigarette at a football game. No confrontation, he simply asked the cop where he could smoke, the cop pushed him and when he got back up, the cop slammed on on his chest and arrested him. I yelled at the cop that he's a minor so the cop pushed him face first into a car and said "no, he's a fucking bitch".
I carry a telescopic riot baton on me for just such occasions
I was recently stopped for speeding. The police offers were very polite, explained my misdeeds and gave me helpful information on how and when I should hand in my licence within a week. They offered me the option to challenge the charge in court, to which I politely declined. After that, they wished me a safe drive home.

Then I got out the car and smashed him in the back of the head with a telescopic riot baton.
Thug life! I was walking through the mall last week when I was stopped by a cop that claimed he saw me shoplifting. He takes me into this back room and questions me for a bit, he couldn't find the headphones I allegedly stole so he apologized and let me go, offering me a gift card for a new restaurant at the food court for my time, then we chatted about "kids these days" and whatnot for a bit before he had to go on lunch break. He told me to have a nice day and walked off.

Then I caught up to him and smashed him in the back of the head with a telescopic riot baton.

I still have the headphones.

#ThugLife

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:06 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
idontreallygiveashit wrote:would any of you really hit a police officer?
have... but he's my cousins husband, and we were just sparring.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:06 pm
by dickman69
idontreallygiveashit wrote:would any of you really hit a police officer?


ya i wuld b/c i do wut gangsters do u feel me

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:07 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
it's just that people always talk big and like "fuck da police ya get me!? ACAB!" and when it comes down to it they pussy out of showing any resistance

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:09 pm
by dickman69
b/c they dont want to get beat to shit by people that are used to beating people to shit

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:11 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
true resistance

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:11 pm
by ReDead
rayman612 wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:would any of you really hit a police officer?


ya i wuld b/c i do wut gangsters do u feel me
I call entrapment :cornlol: