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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:59 pm
by dubfordessert
mate, you may as well just buy a new dress, you're gonna hack it to pieces
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:01 pm
by wub
Hessian sack.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:03 pm
by particle-jim
dubfordessert wrote:mate, you may as well just buy a new dress, you're gonna hack it to pieces
If you'd seen this dress you'd probably consider hacking it up to be something of an improvement... I did see a nurses uniform in the charity shop too though

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:07 pm
by wub
particle-jim wrote:dubfordessert wrote:mate, you may as well just buy a new dress, you're gonna hack it to pieces
If you'd seen this dress you'd probably consider hacking it up to be something of an improvement... I did see a nurses uniform in the charity shop too though

You'd end up looking like this.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:20 pm
by dubfordessert
can't decide what party dress to get... i'd look good in all of them

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:29 pm
by NickUndercover
First world problems
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:30 pm
by dubfordessert
there are sexy bitchez in the third world too
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:38 pm
by BonerJams04
i had a sex dream about a jungle queen once
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:06 pm
by sigbowls
watch walking dead last night?
i did and i had a dream my dad was pointing a crossbow at a punk
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:00 pm
by kidshuffle
dubfordessert wrote:there are sexy bitchez in the third world too
they only own one dress though

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:40 am
by __________
Big up the ninja crew for kind words of support on my ol' relationship issue. I wouldn't normally post shit like that but was feeling very down at the time.
You may find it amusing to know that said man (there could've been more but who cares) is a 31 year old crusty-looking postman. Certainly made me feel better about it all

I can't speak for the ladies but I'd rate a 23 year old crusty-looking website-and-music-man/rural street entrepreneur over some 31 year old, crusty-looking, bald motherfucker. My logic is thus - I could achieve what he has (lack of hair, crusty appearance, unskilled job, younger girl) quite easily given 8 years. In 8 years I am definitely not gonna be a bald postman chasing young ginger ladies in Cornwall though, so it's all good.
blessssssssssss

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:40 am
by ehbes
Don't hate the bald head crew....
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:51 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
first day working on contract in albany.
come home & get told my mum collapsed.
fuck.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:07 am
by ehbes
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:13 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
well, she's alive.
she doesnt want to go see a doctor though, which is really fucking me off....
just keeps saying "im to ill to go" FUCK SAKES, THATS MORE REASON TO GO!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:24 am
by Shum
flippin heck, hope your mumsy is okay nev.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:26 am
by Terpit
Can you not get a doctor to come to yours? or if not, im sure collapsing is enough justification to get an ambulance?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:35 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
nah, my mum thinks she can sleep it off. its just what shes like, she doesnt want to see a doctor or anything.
bloody stubborn old woman.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:40 am
by kidshuffle
she sounds like a tough one

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:43 am
by Molzie
Just call the doc and make her an appointment.
Hope she's feeling better though.