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Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 10:19 am
by nitz
magma wrote:God, this last couple of pages are lame.

I cook fresh every night, but a great deal of junk food is fucking delicious. Liam's the only person in here with a pair of balls and a sense of perspective.

When I moved house about 8 months ago I stopped being within walking distance of McDonalds... everyone who's ever "given up" junk food told me that if I didn't taste Micky D's for 6 months, the first one I had would be disgusting. I had my first one in around 7 and a half months this week and it was like a fucking gift straight from Heaven. There's no way I'd want that every day, but to deny yourself a greasy treat once in a while because your heads got so far up your own arse that everything tastes of shit is a waste of precious life.

It's like telling people you don't like MDMA anymore.
Subjective - too subjective. That's your opinion that your first mcd's tasted lush after a few months, but that all. You can't expect for people to agree with you, thus, to say 'deny yourself a treat' in implying others too will like mcd's as you did.

Never taken MDMA, nor intend to, so i can't speak for it.

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 10:24 am
by magma
Well, I'm sure God will thank you for not damaging the gift He gave you when you go to get your deposit back.

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 10:43 am
by Liam92
nitz wrote:
magma wrote:God, this last couple of pages are lame.

I cook fresh every night, but a great deal of junk food is fucking delicious. Liam's the only person in here with a pair of balls and a sense of perspective.

When I moved house about 8 months ago I stopped being within walking distance of McDonalds... everyone who's ever "given up" junk food told me that if I didn't taste Micky D's for 6 months, the first one I had would be disgusting. I had my first one in around 7 and a half months this week and it was like a fucking gift straight from Heaven. There's no way I'd want that every day, but to deny yourself a greasy treat once in a while because your heads got so far up your own arse that everything tastes of shit is a waste of precious life.

It's like telling people you don't like MDMA anymore.
Subjective - too subjective. That's your opinion that your first mcd's tasted lush after a few months, but that all. You can't expect for people to agree with you, thus, to say 'deny yourself a treat' in implying others too will like mcd's as you did.

Never taken MDMA, nor intend to, so i can't speak for it.
With your new healthy regime, what is considered a treat? An extra ice-cube in your fresh spring water?

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 11:09 am
by nitz
Liam92 wrote:
nitz wrote:
magma wrote:God, this last couple of pages are lame.

I cook fresh every night, but a great deal of junk food is fucking delicious. Liam's the only person in here with a pair of balls and a sense of perspective.

When I moved house about 8 months ago I stopped being within walking distance of McDonalds... everyone who's ever "given up" junk food told me that if I didn't taste Micky D's for 6 months, the first one I had would be disgusting. I had my first one in around 7 and a half months this week and it was like a fucking gift straight from Heaven. There's no way I'd want that every day, but to deny yourself a greasy treat once in a while because your heads got so far up your own arse that everything tastes of shit is a waste of precious life.

It's like telling people you don't like MDMA anymore.
Subjective - too subjective. That's your opinion that your first mcd's tasted lush after a few months, but that all. You can't expect for people to agree with you, thus, to say 'deny yourself a treat' in implying others too will like mcd's as you did.

Never taken MDMA, nor intend to, so i can't speak for it.
With your new healthy regime, what is considered a treat? An extra ice-cube in your fresh spring water?
:cornlol:
coconut flour biscuit - some coconut flour, some honey, some ghee, some sugar and mix and bake
chocolate now and again
Oat flapjack
etc

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 11:24 am
by Liam92
^Fair play if you wana be healthy, but a coconut flour biscuit for a treat is defnitely not up my street :cornlol:

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 12:13 pm
by dickman69
Oat flapjack

Wow

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 12:24 pm
by ezza
im gettin 'healthy' atm but i could never go full wack crazy hippy bitch healthy. which imo aint even healthy

but ive joined gym and eating a better. it's more for piece of mind, it is a pretty good placebo tbf

you need the balance tho. them super crazy dieters look just as ill as fast food junkies


#health
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she looks like she could die at any moment

then take nigella for instance - chocolate sauce and cocaine
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:P:

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:23 pm
by hubb
yes that is a totally reasonable and fair comparison :D

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:25 pm
by hubb
How about comparing Oprah to any european woman instead?

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:28 pm
by ezza
fair comparisons are for pussies

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:37 pm
by nitz
Liam92 wrote:^Fair play if you wana be healthy, but a coconut flour biscuit for a treat is defnitely not up my street :cornlol:
Oh mate its lush! it's just like a normal biscuit, but with coconut flour in it? Is a biscuit not a treat da fuk :o tea and biscuit is the shit!

Just ceroiusly as to what your treat would be? Say you worked your ass of at work for the whole week and now you need something nice? (food wise not drug wise lol)
Agent 47 wrote:im gettin 'healthy' atm but i could never go full wack crazy hippy bitch healthy. which imo aint even healthy

but ive joined gym and eating a better. it's more for piece of mind, it is a pretty good placebo tbf

you need the balance tho. them super crazy dieters look just as ill as fast food junkies


#health
Image

she looks like she could die at any moment

then take nigella for instance - chocolate sauce and cocaine
Image
:P:
The old lady, who i don't know, looks super defiant, defo no healthy obis LOL

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:41 pm
by Liam92
^Hmmm, a treat for me would most likely be a takeaway or something along that line. 9 times outta 10 gonna go for pizza.

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:42 pm
by ezza
u not heard of gillian mckeith?

shes a fucking tnuc lol did a programme called 'you are what you eat' where they ridiculed fat people and made them take a shit in tupperware



just watch the 1st minute :lol:

i would of broke that bitches jaw if she snatched my crisps of me in the street :wwf:

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:44 pm
by nitz
Liam92 wrote:^Hmmm, a treat for me would most likely be a takeaway or something along that line. 9 times outta 10 gonna go for pizza.
That's not the bad :cornlol: I thought it was going to be something crazy, like a 1kg bag of m&ms, coke x4, dairy milk chocolate, followed by 5 pints and a doner kerba

Does mix grill account as a takeaway ? Love mix grill

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:46 pm
by nitz
Agent 47 wrote:u not heard of gillian mckeith?

shes a fucking tnuc lol did a programme called 'you are what you eat' where they ridiculed fat people and made them take a shit in tupperware



just watch the 1st minute :lol:

i would of broke that bitches jaw if she snatched my crisps of me in the street :wwf:

YOU WHAT? 1 FAT GIRL AND A TUBBERWEAR? WHAT

Is this a USA program?

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:52 pm
by nitz
I'm sorry i have no sympathy for people like that fat girl on the program. Oh but its her choice she can eat what she's want, who are you to say what he can and can't eat blah blah blah. If this a UK program, her treatment is paid my tax i pay into the system in goof faith. When you directing, eat shit, but the need treatment and continue on like you don't care, i have no sympathy.

As for this lady, she fell of the track a long time ago it appears:

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Plus, that lady is wrong. "eating saturated fact is very bad for you" please…… for god sake. This is perhaps the med industry no.1 hidden joke. Yes, if you have issues already, then you should allow it, but if your a labour working for example, you need the fat to live or you body will not cope. AS EVIDENCE - look at that lady, just look at HER!

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:57 pm
by ezza
haha yeah im not arguing just brought it up cus its funny

unhappy fat people piss me off

be fat and happy, cool. but dont be fat and pissed off ur fat

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 1:59 pm
by nitz
Agent 47 wrote:haha yeah im not arguing just brought it up cus its funny

unhappy fat people piss me off

be fat and happy, cool. but dont be fat and pissed off ur fat
YES! If your fat, embrace it! Look at big nastie, What a G

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Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 2:00 pm
by Liam92
nitz wrote:
Liam92 wrote:^Hmmm, a treat for me would most likely be a takeaway or something along that line. 9 times outta 10 gonna go for pizza.
That's not the bad :cornlol: I thought it was going to be something crazy, like a 1kg bag of m&ms, coke x4, dairy milk chocolate, followed by 5 pints and a doner kerba

Does mix grill account as a takeaway ? Love mix grill
Nah, I have a small appetite, that amount of food would fuck me up haha. I rarely finish a medium pizza from Domino's if I get one :cornlol:

When I order takeaway it's fairly pathetic the amount I manage to eat haha.

Re: The Subway & Pizza Express fall under She-Ra law mega th

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 2:02 pm
by ezza
man, my problem with food is the opposite. my appetite is so huge

if i just eat when i was hungry, which i do on weekends, my calorie intake is like close to 4/5000 :lol:

yesterday i deffo hit the 5s