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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:28 am
by BLZDub
Pocket Alan.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:29 am
by magma
kins83 wrote:Can't see that pic mate - is it by any chance the wrestler?
"HERE COMES THE BOSSMAN!"
Damnit, it is.
You oughta be serving hard time, brother.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:30 am
by kins83
BLZDub wrote:Pocket Alan.

???
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:33 am
by BLZDub
kins83 wrote:BLZDub wrote:Pocket Alan.

???
I've got a new ipod touch and the world of 'apps' has been opened up to me. Pocket Alan is a bit like the n-type sound board but Alan Partridge. It's brilliant.
I would also recommend Dub Siren. That is a killer app. In fact, perhaps this deserves a thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:37 am
by kins83
Haha yeah, gwa's got it too. It's brilliant.
Was playing a drinking game the other night with a couple of mates, someone says a Partridge quote and then you have to drink until you think of one, so on and so forth. Really tough under pressure.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:39 am
by BLZDub
That is one to remember, i like it.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:40 am
by LEQ
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:50 am
by BLZDub
I still take great pleasure in a lady boy now and again.
You heard.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:20 pm
by firky
I ended up buying £80s worth of knickers

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:24 pm
by dubluke
BLZDub wrote:Pocket Alan.
get away from me you spastic YOU'RE A MENTALIST!!
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:26 pm
by kins83
"Single-hand-Sue there, tackling the buffet....She's like a human JCB."
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:34 pm
by fork
No more work for ages! Outlook here i come!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:51 pm
by miscreant
Not one from him directly but still a textbook ap quote:
" 'I stand corrected' - said the man in the orthopaedic shoes"
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:11 pm
by bandshell
Waitrose Cookie.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:12 pm
by kins83
"That's a snazzy jumper"
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:31 pm
by djelements
Finishing a tune.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:30 am
by tr0tsky
I've just been invited to a drinks reception in Liverpool during the TUC Congress by a trade union called Community.
Hold tight black tie dem.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:45 am
by gwa
"back of the net"
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:54 am
by diss04
I saw a fat woman in heels fall into some railings this morning
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:29 am
by BLZDub
"Butter my arse"