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you'd probably end up with a death grip from this dude

1) It's implied we won't get paid. Plus, they just want pre-cum, so guessing whoever does it wouldn't get to finish.
2) The wanker stick we'd get from around the league would be awful
3) There's no track team or cheerleaders to assist us nowaysj, British American Football isn't quite as glamourous as it is stateside
4) Embarrassing Bodies is the worst show I've ever seen.
5) It would put a serious dent in valuable pre-season training time

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Molzie wrote:you'd probably end up with a death grip from this dude

I think he'd be gentle.

You should go for it.

who would want to appear on a show called embarrasing bodies anyway?

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Is this a chinese version of june miller?

ultraspatial wrote:who would want to appear on a show called embarrasing bodies anyway?

Exactly. There'll always be a few up for the #banter though.

thats disgusting lol

The pretence is that more people are "pulling out" instead of using contraception, so they wanna analyse some pre-cum to see what's in it, I guess.

pulling out is second best tbf

hope it works

up the bum no babies works too

ultraspatial wrote:

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fuck off m8 go stare at some architecture and listen to classical music

garethom wrote:1) It's implied we won't get paid. Plus, they just want pre-cum, so guessing whoever does it wouldn't get to finish.
2) The wanker stick we'd get from around the league would be awful
3) There's no track team or cheerleaders to assist us nowaysj, British American Football isn't quite as glamourous as it is stateside
4) Embarrassing Bodies is the worst show I've ever seen.
5) It would put a serious dent in valuable pre-season training time

looooooool obviously you can still finish just not in the cup...

lol that reminds of the time my buddy wanted me to go with him to a california research clinic where they'd pay us 2G to whack off into a cup

and u said no?

id be on dat

Agent 47 wrote:and u said no?

id be on dat

the travel costs would have been over the amount they would pay us

still worth it

hmmm well i do like a good wanky wank

dubunked wrote: looooooool obviously you can still finish just not in the cup...

not that funny mate

Yeah yeah, proper erotic circumstance, wanking for tv with other massive men wanking nearby, waiting for me to wank, stopping part way to collect some pre-cum before deciding actually, I'm enjoying this so much, I think I'll finish

poor gaweff