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Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:03 pm
by wub
finji wrote:played badminton yesterday
????????
can't move my legs today

...profit?
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:08 pm
by nousd
o well finj
as long as
you can still
shuttle your cock
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:17 pm
by rockonin
Badminton? Tennis on oestrogen lol
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:19 pm
by wub
Too out of shape for tennis?
Too much of a pussy for squash?
Then badminton is the sport for you!
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:25 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
wub wrote:Too out of shape for tennis?
Too much of a pussy for squash?
Then badminton is the sport for you!
My mate 32 plays it with his 52 year old mum

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:33 pm
by ehbes
Pedro Sánchez wrote:wub wrote:Too out of shape for tennis?
Too much of a pussy for squash?
Then badminton is the sport for you!
My mate 32 plays it with his 52 year old mum

Molzie?
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:36 pm
by garethom
Depends what level you're playing it at. It is one of the fastest sports in the world.
Bare old women play tennis in Solihull. Finji could be playing against some pro-badminton guy.
Something I've just grabbed from a sports site:
Elite badminton is fast – really fast. Racket and shuttle technology, improved court surfaces and the simple fact that the players now have incredible athletic ability have seen to this. So how fast is it
compared to other sports?
Consider this:
● Andy Roddick’s tennis serve can just top 150mph
● A Ferrari formula one car can hit 200 mph but it takes at least 13 seconds
● Pelota balls (the traditional Spanish ball game) can nudge 200mph
● But Badminton has got all these beaten with shuttlecocks being clocked at 206 mph.
I like the range of movement in badminton, with the higher net, there's a lot more upwards movement, rather than just lateral compared to tennis.
Big up badminton.
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:38 pm
by titchbit
racquetball is what's good for fast-paced racquet action. fuck squash.
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:59 pm
by DJoe
badminton is sick to play at a decent level. i played it in the London Youth games lol
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:52 pm
by hubb
It's like hidden tiger dragon when you master it imo
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:56 pm
by Riddles
magma wrote:I can't think of an appropriate sentence to write about Bob Crow... he was a great agitator and hero to many, but I'm not sure he was ever the right man for the RMT. Too young to die though. RIP.
RMT Union Leader, Bob Crow, has died.
His family are asking for no questions from the press at this sad time, plus 2 additional days off at Christmas.
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:58 pm
by m8son666
i played tennis at county level and squash to a decent level when i was young but could never play badminton, fuck badminton
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:09 pm
by magma
Riddles wrote:magma wrote:I can't think of an appropriate sentence to write about Bob Crow... he was a great agitator and hero to many, but I'm not sure he was ever the right man for the RMT. Too young to die though. RIP.
RMT Union Leader, Bob Crow, has died.
His family are asking for no questions from the press at this sad time, plus 2 additional days off at Christmas.

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:28 pm
by hubb
suffer the elegant wrath of my loose wrists
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:33 pm
by wub
hubb wrote:suffer the elegant wrath of my loose wrists
"...and so began the most aggressive handjob known to man"
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:45 pm
by ezza
finji wrote:played badminton yesterday
????????
can't move my legs today

lol badminton doms ffs
do u even lift?
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:41 pm
by Nihilism
I'm planning to do a trip to NY, but goddamnit, those prices are expensive.

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:41 pm
by ehbes
Nihilism wrote:I'm planning to do a trip to NY, but goddamnit, those prices are expensive.

yes, yes they are
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:51 pm
by Nihilism
And the new Schoolboy Q album is

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:57 pm
by finji
Agent 47 wrote:finji wrote:played badminton yesterday
????????
can't move my legs today

lol badminton doms ffs
do u even lift?
i'd own you at badminton you great lumbering hulk!