A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For £100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there... is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, ''Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!''
HE paid for the Porsche 911 I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season tickets at Man United.
HE paid for our holiday home in Bournemouth .
HE paid for your Australian tour and the 4x4.
HE paid for your golf club membership, and HE even pays the garden services!''
Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, ''What would you do?''
The cabby replies, ''I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold!''
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:36 pm
by Sonika
Nevalo wrote:
wub wrote:
garethom wrote:
Nevalo wrote:shes like 14
this.
how long until the jimmy saville investigation uncovers that dsf was deeply involved in the paedo ring
Bonfire night is soo much better than halloween, still smells a bit like fireworks.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:46 pm
by wub
Bought a double CD off Bandcamp, got an email thanking me with a link to the 320 versions for all tracks
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:03 pm
by pandabear
Electric_Head wrote:A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For £100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there... is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, ''Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!''
HE paid for the Porsche 911 I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season tickets at Man United.
HE paid for our holiday home in Bournemouth .
HE paid for your Australian tour and the 4x4.
HE paid for your golf club membership, and HE even pays the garden services!''
Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, ''What would you do?''
The cabby replies, ''I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold!''
I think traffic has died down a bit. I might get out of bed, get purrty, head to the polling station, then off to get coffee and freshly made (hopefully still warm) muffins at Barrio Logan. Maybe walk around Chicano Park and take Kodak moments. Yay to paid sick days! I actually used my paid personal day since I lose that if I don't use it. Anywho, blah blah blah. Too much talking to myself.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:14 pm
by wilson
Sometimes i'm just really in the mood for tunes like this.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:50 pm
by jayladders
wilson wrote:Sometimes i'm just really in the mood for tunes like this.
lol the editing on this video is so unnecessary
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:35 pm
by ehbes
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:47 pm
by topmo3
I love the tune "set it" by dream continuum so much i cant explain. its perfect and so different. Today i learnt that dream continuum is machinedrum & om unit which makes perfect sense
