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Doozle wrote:I like that idea. I lied I have a very good idea as to who it is. But it would just cause drama if I brought it up. Girl I live with has a weird sense of entitlement, think she's an only child

sneak into her room when she is asleep and connect electrodes to her nipples.

fair punishment imo.

Wonga, do it the Nevalo way

magma wrote:

lloydy wrote:Been working like a dog so far this year,worked a 14 hour shift yesterday,the boss finally gives me some time off today and i have got man flu.I feel like shit!

Why is it that the human body is perfectly happy to soldier on whilst you throw work at it, but the DAY you reach the end of it you always get sick? Our immune systems have got all the wrong priorities.

I know i can't believe it.I have actually gone the whole of winter avoiding every cold going,worked like a machine and now i'm ill.If i could sack my immune system it would be down the road muttering!

Doozle wrote:think she's an only child

Is that a stereotype for only children?
You should soak the bacon through with ket and see what happens

All primed and ready to try and buy Kanye tickets... realised its tomorrow they go on sale,not today and that I will be on the staff bus to the other hospital (with a better internet browser) when they go up ;(

Doozle wrote:Some tnuc keeps eating my bacon

• Buy fresh pack of bacon.
• Use four slices and make tasty bacon sandwich
• Don't shower for a day
• Take fifth slice of bacon and run it deeply between the cracks of your arse
• Replace bacon in pack
• Wait

fucking hell wub

I would hate to double cross you!

not harsh enough IMO.

Isn't that how they prepare bacon in south america?

PinUp wrote: fucking hell wub

I would hate to double cross you!

Yeah he comes up with some truley evil schemes. Though I would not use the last bit of bacon as its abit pointless. 2 would do the trick.

went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall

wub wrote:

Doozle wrote:Some tnuc keeps eating my bacon

• Buy fresh pack of bacon.
• Use four slices and make tasty bacon sandwich
• Don't shower for a day
• Take fifth slice of bacon and run it deeply between the cracks of your arse
• Replace bacon in pack
• Wait

Noones thick enough to make a bacon sandwich using only 1 slice

do they only sell bacon in packs of 5 in the uk or what?

Hircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall

Weird, same

No way

ehbrums1 wrote:

Hircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall

Weird, same

Apparently he's an ex inmate that was on parole so that means even more papers before he is arrested and I'm free to go home. I won't get my hose back until after the first hearing though.

now guess who was writing his finals when he got that mail...
bummer.

Hircine wrote:

ehbrums1 wrote:

Hircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall

Weird, same

Apparently he's an ex inmate that was on parole so that means even more papers before he is arrested and I'm free to go home. I won't get my hose back until after the first hearing though.

im starting a just giving to replace this hose.

How much was it?

ehbrums1 wrote:

Hircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall

Weird, same

Lye Form wrote:

Hircine wrote:

ehbrums1 wrote:

Hircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall

Weird, same

Apparently he's an ex inmate that was on parole so that means even more papers before he is arrested and I'm free to go home. I won't get my hose back until after the first hearing though.

im starting a just giving to replace this hose.

How much was it?

It's one of those wap machines, not that expensive actually. Just pissed that I slept only 3 hours and wasted my whole morning because of two dumbfucks. Second time now, first time some kids on bikes tried to break in my garage a few months ago, they ended up breaking the opening mechanism and ran away after that, taking nothing with them. I had to waste an afternoon at the police station plus had to pay for having it fixed one week after accidentally drilling a pipe.

Jurkhands wrote:

now guess who was writing his finals when he got that mail...
bummer.

yeah thats no fun

i remember missing out on a dmz007 that was like 20 pounds or something, as well as a similarly cheap dmz002 that i missed by literally a couple minutes

More than likely he was meant to put £70.00 but if he posts it I would be amazed.