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the artful dodger wrote:Fucking bill's bill's bill's, do not want!! And to make matter's worse the tnuc in the shop put to much on one of them, so im also short on money now also!

Sorry, had to.

ridiculous journey home this morning, went out last night and proceeded to get ridiculously wasted, I left this bar without saying goodbye to anyone (was so drunk I forgot about doing stuff like that) and got on a bus, this was evidently the wrong bus, as after waking up from the deep sleep I fell in to, I found it was outside Morden Tube Station (end of the northern line - and general shithole) - this was bad as morden is a shitty place, and about 2 hours from my house (if not more) on public transport in the daytime, so god knows what it would have been like on a nightbus. Anyway, I elected to get a cab, which cost me loads of fucking money, but was better than the prospect of 4 hours on a nightbus I would probably have fallen asleep on again.

I don't know what time I got home and remember very little of my night, I'm pretty sure I chundered at one point though as I have a vague memory of it, I also spent a ridiculous amount of money and now have £50 to last me the rest of the month. fuck.

Morden's almost Surrey dude

firky wrote:Morden's almost Surrey dude

I know, and to give you an idea of the distance I had to travel- I live just off the old kent road.

major drag, i was a fucking state man, kind of glad i can't remember a lot haha, pretty sure i chundered though

Oi luke you should have come to the Funkey Munkey in Camberwell on saturday, I for the duration of an hour and a bit had the title of 'mistah selectah'.

Anyway, twas I that texted you t'other night not DJElements. Wanted to see if you were up for making £250 driving to Cardiff.

dubluke wrote:

firky wrote:Morden's almost Surrey dude

I know, and to give you an idea of the distance I had to travel- I live just off the old kent road.

major drag, i was a fucking state man, kind of glad i can't remember a lot haha, pretty sure i chundered though

Morden's fecking awful, I had a scruffy houseshare there (well Carshalton which is about 10min away) when I first moved to London. I got out ASAP because it's horrible and at the time I was working at Canada Water; bare missions each morning. I'd rather do that journey drunk than sober

tr0tsky wrote:Oi luke you should have come to the Funkey Munkey in Camberwell on saturday, I for the duration of an hour and a bit had the title of 'mistah selectah'.

Anyway, twas I that texted you t'other night not DJElements. Wanted to see if you were up for making £250 driving to Cardiff.

gutted i missed mistah selectah man! next time next time

oh seeeeeeeen!! haha yeah I could probably do that - when do you wanna go? also what for?

got played for 40 bucks tonight..not happy

My xbox got the red ring of death

Why do so many people insist on not flushing the toilet at work? Do they do it at home too? Are they trying to "stick it to the man" by making the cleaners work harder?

Dirty fucking stnuc.

magma wrote:Why do so many people insist on not flushing the toilet at work? Do they do it at home too? Are they trying to "stick it to the man" by making the cleaners work harder?

Dirty fucking stnuc.

Mate, people are like that at my work place too, fucking disgusting.

Sometimes I have to go from floor to floor just to find one without piss on the floor or seat and one without a mountain od shit or skid marks.

Someone even wipes their bogeys inside the cubicles too when there is toilet paper right next to them...

Do people really hate cleaners so much? Minimum wage earning fucks - how dare they clean up after us!

faust.dtc wrote:

magma wrote:Why do so many people insist on not flushing the toilet at work? Do they do it at home too? Are they trying to "stick it to the man" by making the cleaners work harder?

Dirty fucking stnuc.

Mate, people are like that at my work place too, fucking disgusting.

Sometimes I have to go from floor to floor just to find one without piss on the floor or seat and one without a mountain od shit or skid marks.

Someone even wipes their bogeys inside the cubicles too when there is toilet paper right next to them...

that's some horrible shit man, gross, I work in an office full of girls so fortunately we have a good sense of hygiene in this office, whereas everytime i've been in a job workign mostly with men - everything is gross! however they are really funny about putting down the top lid of the toilet as well as the middle one, they have made me stop as they don't like "touching the seat" but thats a fucking massive double standard as it means I have to do the thing they refuse to do, twice!!

What so you never leave anyone a little present

DZA wrote:
What so you never leave anyone a little present

nah man!! grim, anyway there are only about 4 people in my office, including me, so i'm sure they could work out who left pretty easily

new fb shit = garbage.

magma wrote:Why do so many people insist on not flushing the toilet at work? Do they do it at home too? Are they trying to "stick it to the man" by making the cleaners work harder?

Dirty fucking stnuc.

Or leave rubbish everywhere
cos the cleaners need something to do.
Pigs I say.

There's a phantom pooer in our office (pretty sure there was talk of poo this time last week too?) - leaves skid marks on the toilet seat. Fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure it's one of the fat guys in the office. I assume that anything disgusting is perpetrated by a fat person.

kins83 wrote:There's a phantom pooer in our office (pretty sure there was talk of poo this time last week too?) - leaves skid marks on the toilet seat. Fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure it's one of the fat guys in the office. I assume that anything disgusting is perpetrated by a fat person.

we've got a similar problem here. skidmarks on the toilet bowl is one thing but on the fucking toilet seat is just rank. how do you even manage to do that? are they shitting from a standing position if they manage to get it on the seat? it just doesn't make sense

speaking of fat people in the toilets, just be glad you don't have a whale of a workmate like i do. i've had to sit and listen to him sleeping on the toilet before, snoring away like a washing machine on a spin cycle

badger wrote:

kins83 wrote:There's a phantom pooer in our office (pretty sure there was talk of poo this time last week too?) - leaves skid marks on the toilet seat. Fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure it's one of the fat guys in the office. I assume that anything disgusting is perpetrated by a fat person.

we've got a similar problem here. skidmarks on the toilet bowl is one thing but on the fucking toilet seat is just rank. how do you even manage to do that? are they shitting from a standing position if they manage to get it on the seat? it just doesn't make sense

speaking of fat people in the toilets, just be glad you don't have a whale of a workmate like i do. i've had to sit and listen to him sleeping on the toilet before, snoring away like a washing machine on a spin cycle

Haha yeah I remember you showed me a photo of him that you'd taken when he was asleep. (I should point out, before the accusations start flying, that he was not on the toilet at the time of the photo being taken). He looked like a horrible creature.