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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:56 pm
by SignalRecon
OGLemon wrote:
SignalRecon wrote:
Molzie wrote:would still eat her ass
+1

Would tongue fuck her asshole at least 3" deep for 40 minutes. It would taste like innocence.
man needs a plate full of /ban
I could take you irl.
DJoe wrote:fuck ever putting my tongue where poo comes out. signalrecon you are a wrongun that is butters
Nah man, girls don't poo.

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:00 pm
by ezza
its bless after shower tbf

use to think its grim, but then nev passed on the teachings of bumshido

ive deffo came around to the bum

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:03 pm
by Lye_Form
Agent 47 wrote: ive deffo came around to the bum
U been hanging around those clubs in Vauxhall with wolf?

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:25 pm
by OGLemon
SignalRecon wrote:
OGLemon wrote:
SignalRecon wrote:
Molzie wrote:would still eat her ass
+1

Would tongue fuck her asshole at least 3" deep for 40 minutes. It would taste like innocence.
man needs a plate full of /ban
I could take you irl.
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:29 pm
by SignalRecon
pfff, snapchat me a clip of you shadow boxing if you can even punch.

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:44 pm
by bennyfroobs
SignalRecon wrote:Had a cougar force feed me her ass when i was 17, haven't looked back in over a decade.

#LAD
Lasers, Anal, Drugs
DJoe wrote:fuck ever putting my tongue where poo comes out. signalrecon you are a wrongun that is butters

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lKLMAO :lol: :cornlol:

tbf finger up the butt (not my butt) is always alright but iev never went for tongue up butt

too much potential farts in the mouth

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:45 pm
by bennyfroobs
that air dj guy is fucking sick haha hes just messy and absoluytely loving life, how is that cringe at all?

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:45 pm
by BonerJams04
ive never tossed a salad and i feel like im missing out. teache me signalrecon

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:53 pm
by therapist
Reverb wrote:ive never tossed a salad and i feel like im missing out. teache me signalrecon
I find that term more gross than the act itself. Not really sure why though.

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:56 pm
by ezza
really?
The licking or eating in and around the ass.
Baby, that ass is so fine that I'm gonna toss your salad. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your sweet ass.
seems rather innocent to me

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:01 pm
by SignalRecon
It's fairly easy, you need a good read on your girls comfort level. Assplay is like golf, you play the course you're on.

Theres no hard and fast rule but as a general outline I'd say start with some fairly sloppy head with her on her back so it drips down to her ass once shes really into it start teasing with a finger, nothing deep, you want to tickle at this stage, arouse curiosity.

Once she's responding well to this its time to flip her over, run the tongue in the general ass area, if shes already spreading her asscheeks at this point you are in for a really really good night, if shes not spread them gently and run your tongue along the backside of her vag and in the space between the front/back. At this point, any uncleanlyness is either taken care of by pre-shower (which is a great idea girls are more comfortable when they feel fresh) or by the profuse amount of saliva dripping down there.

Start to tickle the outside gently and peak the tip in, do this for a little while. Teasing and fingering her at the same time. After about 15min or so you can start to get a bit more serious with the tongue action. Gauge her response and if there is no immediate backlash you're in there as long as you start to fuck her normally first, get her off ideally or at least make her want more, dont cum and revisit the backdoor gently when you're close to cumming.

Congrats,you got your brown belt and turned a girl into a freak for everyone else that comes along.

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:06 pm
by ezza
haha yesss loool

recon on point today

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:25 pm
by cloaked_up
:o :lol:

and i thought he just posted wak fake traP lol

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:33 pm
by DJoe
bruv you're a dog

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:14 pm
by Phigure
WOW VERY RELEVANT



COOL LIL B FREESTYLE TO EAT A BUTT TO

DAMN!

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:15 pm
by Molzie
SignalRecon wrote:It's fairly easy, you need a good read on your girls comfort level. Assplay is like golf, you play the course you're on.

Theres no hard and fast rule but as a general outline I'd say start with some fairly sloppy head with her on her back so it drips down to her ass once shes really into it start teasing with a finger, nothing deep, you want to tickle at this stage, arouse curiosity.

Once she's responding well to this its time to flip her over, run the tongue in the general ass area, if shes already spreading her asscheeks at this point you are in for a really really good night, if shes not spread them gently and run your tongue along the backside of her vag and in the space between the front/back. At this point, any uncleanlyness is either taken care of by pre-shower (which is a great idea girls are more comfortable when they feel fresh) or by the profuse amount of saliva dripping down there.

Start to tickle the outside gently and peak the tip in, do this for a little while. Teasing and fingering her at the same time. After about 15min or so you can start to get a bit more serious with the tongue action. Gauge her response and if there is no immediate backlash you're in there as long as you start to fuck her normally first, get her off ideally or at least make her want more, dont cum and revisit the backdoor gently when you're close to cumming.

Congrats,you got your brown belt and turned a girl into a freak for everyone else that comes along.
this should be a sticky

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:52 pm
by rockonin
There's nout wrong with sticking a finger in a birds arse during sex, but fuck no to rimming her. Hell no!

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:58 pm
by Molzie
you guys are confused. You're not rimming the bird after a night out or after she's taken a big hairy shit. clean bumbahole biz

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:00 am
by RKM
definitely gonna try your advice and if they're not into it tell them how a guy on http://www.dubstepforum.com told me to

Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:06 am
by rockonin
Molzie wrote:you guys are confused. You're not rimming the bird after a night out or after she's taken a big hairy shit. clean bumbahole biz
Why take a chance though, and you cant exactly ask her if her anus is clean :lol: Finger for the win.